>failing college
>want to kill myself
There is alternative options here bud.
You know who else dropped out of college?
>>27342021
>thinking that dropping out of college will make you a smart billionaire
>>27341790
Don't worry, I am too plus I've been slowly but surely becoming an alcoholic to deal with it and now I have a DWI to deal with too. We'll be okay though :)
>>27341790
Just by going, you're already a step ahead.
Tomorrow is a new day, anon. Clean your room. It really does make you feel better.
Spend your free time in the library instead of in your dorm, and keep your study materials out. Get into a default state of "I'm studying," and don't be hard on yourself if you waste some time.
See your school's mental health services. There is no shame in it whatsoever, and they will be able to help you stay afloat so that you can get back on your feet.
Godspeed anon. You've got this.
>>27341790
Don't, your parents will let you be NEET for a few years again because you tried
>>27344458
>having parents that have the capability to let you neet
is everyone here born into a rich family or someshit
>>27344492
They're Boomers, dude. A boomer would have to be legitimately retarded not to be a complete success. They could pay off a nice house in 10 years with a minimum wage job while supporting a housewife and three kids.
>>27342021
>>thinking that dropping out of colIege will make you a smart billionaire
>>27342021
There's a big difference between dropping out of Harvard and failing out of this shithole.
>>27341790
Train for 2-3 years and you will have the most exiting life imaginable
No college required
>failing life
>considering my suicide options
>>27341790
Just drop out then, that's what I did and i'm much happier now.
>>27344458
Does anyone remember that robot who lived in Toronto, who had convinced his parents that he was going to a university? He would head out every day to go to "class" and spend the day just wandering the city.
They finally got suspicious that he hadn't graduated after several years, so they were going to head down there with him the next morning to look at his transcript.
>already failed college
>if I tell mum I'm guaranteed homeless
>only a week left that I can stall
>>27344752
Is OK anon, I want to kill myself everyday too. There reached a point where this have clearly should have stopped yet I keep going. Let's keep going and see what happens.
>>27344883
I used to enjoy life despite my many setbacks and shortcomings, but life just keeps throwing shit at me. I always tried to smile and be nice, always helped others. Now, I just dont care.
>>27344103
Why does everyone fucking assume people live in the dorms? Housing is fucking expensive. It's much, much harder to get anything done when you're living at home. Habits like browsing this fucking website overlap anything school related.
you might be surprised how far you can get by doing the bare minimum.
just go to class. Hand in shitty papers, assignments.
Collect those points 1 at a time.
I'm in the same place though. Spring semester is always hard for me and for some reason I loaded all the way up this year. I haven't done shit since February. And I failed my 1st mid terms.
Got Cs and Ds last semester so uni put me into "warning" zone which is to let you know that if you don't get your shit together you're going on academic probation.
All that email did was make me feel worse and I stopped going to class altogether.
>have a business management class
>going pretty good
>miss a quiz last thursday
>miss 4 online homework assignments yesterday
fuck my life
>>27342021
>thinking dropping out of Harvard is the equivalent of dropping out of any old college
>>27345447
Duuude same
When I got my academic probation email it pretty much killed my entire motivation that I had left
Shitposting instead of doing schoolwork has basically ruined my life.
It's so stupid, and has trashed my self esteem and pretty much everything else except my ability to shitpost on 4chan constantly, but I keep doing it.
>>27342021
>thinking that dropping out of college will make you a smart bilIionaire
>>27345450
iktf anon, believe me, I know that feel
>>27342021
Dropping out of school because you're too stupid for it isn't quite the same as dropping out of school because you're too smart for it.
>>27341790
same bro. I'm in my third freshman year.
>>27346643
Maybe because human beings aren't supposed to be fucking dogged by mindgames like schoolwork every second of their lives?
Try living a real life and not the artificial Jewish reality of school. I don't see why we kill ourselves with stress and bullshit when there's not even any real benefit to it. I'm dropping out of college after this semester and working at an airport for the rest of my life. Better than feeling myself die a bit more every day as I listen to professors named Lynn drone on and on about the arcane minutiae of operations management.
>>27344655
but will it fix my college loans
>>27341790
Same bro. I've been dragging it on for 4 years and yet from the first month it's been heading towards me failling.
