ITT: Random facts about yourself
I'll start
>Don't know how to tie my shoelaces, never learned how.
>Extremely afraid of heights
>Biggest fear is one day we'll finish every drop of drinking water
>Didn't cry in moms funeral, cried when pupper died
Shamefur self bump
Not giving up on this
Page 7 already?
>Can shit faster than most people piss
>Didn't know it was possible to breathe through your nose until I was 12
>When I was a kid I used to enjoy taking cold baths with blocks of ice in them
>Drowning would be my preferable method of dying
>>27341664
>like to drink water while I'm peeing to complete the cycle
>Don't know how to tie my shoelaces, never learned how.
Can be fixed in like 10 minutes by googling
>Biggest fear is one day we'll finish every drop of drinking water
You'll be dead by then
>>27341664
>over the summer at age 21 I had my first run in with the police
>apparently making out topless in the backseat of a hot marine's car in an empty"recreational park"parking lot at 12:30AM is frowned upon
>I'm a short femlet security guard
>I always grow my hair down to my waist so I can donate it, takes about two years to grow 12"
>>27342275
>>Didn't know it was possible to breathe through your nose until I was 12
HOW???
>>27342407
There's a reason mouth breather is an insult
>>27341664
>I have two different blood types
>>27342407
I constantly had bad allergies, there were probably times where I had a clear nose but I had a blocked nose so often that I just never realized you could breathe through it.
I remember I would look at people who wouldn't open their mouths for minutes and wonder how they could possibly be breathing
Okay
>I really, really, really like short girls with reddish auburn hair, and girls with long black hair and wide hips, especially fine hands/beautiful slender fingers, fucking love playing with hair
>My best shotgun set at the range was with a 20 gauge semi-automatic Remington 870, I got 29/30 discs
>I felt my cousins ass in her sleep and it was totally worth it, she knows, she's not even my blood cousin she's like this distant 3rd cousin and I was 12 fuck you she was like 18 and a model too, the other guys did it
>I can be emotionally co-dependent due to fucked up head and mental issues, hence when I latch on to the person, it doesn't work out unless they latch back and even then its more unhealthy
>I used to box and was going to fight in Golden Gloves but left for University got lazy did drugs got depressed and tried killing myself instead, also received a permanent injury to the jaw, nothing disfiguring just a click I get now
>I can make coffee very well, obsessed with making a good brew
>>27342380
Donating hair? Why not sell it? If you take care of it thats a few hundred bucks. Then again, donation is pretty feel good/nice for the cancer patients.
>>27342407
Actually another fact about me, I had a fucked up nose and a blood vessel (major one) that burst in my nose I needed surgery to make it so I could breathe out my nose, and even now its a cute little nose instead of a full fledged man nose, surgery stunted its growth at 14 years of age.
>>27342407
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deviated_septum
> affecting 80% of people, most unknowingly
>>27342380
are you that femlet with the sick biceps?
>I have a very glamorous job and am almost always in social situations yet I feel dead and have almost zero friends
>I am slowly developing an alcohol addiction
>I am almost blind
>I have a keloid from a piercing gone bad, looking to get it removed.
>I wish I could open up to people, especially my parents
>I have a nasty habit of diving into things hardcore and then losing almost all interest about 4-6 months later, despite becoming very skilled or knowledgeable with it
>>27341664
I really want to go to Milwaukee, Wisconsin for some reason. I'm not sure why
I think it's one of those weird autistic obsessions that don't make any sense
>>27342622
You mean these, senpai?
>>27342733
>cute little diamond earring
I NEED TO RAPE YOU
>>27342733
Damn girl, please dominate me sensually.
>>27341664
>Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside.
>Hate my town out of resentment cause of bad memories growing up.
>Aspie trying to act the opposite way of what he is cause hate other Aspies and stereotype.
Wish he was a normie.
>Constantly bored
>My blood type is O positive.
>I'm literally autistic and not a virgin.
>I have at least 4 types of synesthesia.
>My hair naturally has blonde streaks despite me being chestnut-haired, and my hair color has changed a few times without me doing anything to it.
>I've had such bad ingrowns that my nailbed has been surgically destroyed twice, and the fuckers still grow back and dig into my flesh.
>I have an allergy to propylene glycol that causes my skin to burn and eventually slough off.
>The second drug I tried after weed, barring alcohol, was DMT.
>I'm a vegan who smokes cigarettes.
>I survived a fire that destroyed a movie theater when I was a kid.
>I have permanent scarring on my tongue from being reverse-headbutted in the face during doggy-style sex.
>Somewhere out there, there's video footage of me running naked through a park in Germany.
>I discovered my favorite band at 16 after growing up separated from my mother, and found out years later that she used to listen to them when I was in utero. There's the distinct possibility that their music was the first sound I ever heard.
>My first memory is of being underwater.
>I was a conspiracy nut and avidly political by the time I was in 4th grade.
>My teddy bear was a little bear in a witch costume named Hazel, and I wound up becoming a goth.
>My sister has no corpus callosum.
>I can translate ancient Greek with some effort.
>I ran away from home as a minor and didn't go back.
>I have a permanent retainer and all four of my wisdom teeth.
>I wear my socks inside-out.
>>27342380
>apparently making out topless in the backseat of a hot marine's car in an empty "recreational park" parking lot at 12:30AM is frowned upon
Okay, I kek'd. Not even that funny, but you got me.
>>27342492
I don't know if this is a reference to something or if you actually do, but that's neat.
>>27342275
>Didn't know it was possible to breathe through your nose until I was 12
That's...what did you think your nostrils were for?
>>27342997
>or if you actually do, but that's neat.
blood group chimerism is extremely rare but possible. I have O and A blood types.
>>27343054
Just googled it. Wow. That's a thing, apparently.
How does that work out giving/receiving blood?
Fuck greentexting.
I'm 27 and still have the mentality and sense of humor as a 14 year old (my favorite show is Tim and Eric).
I'm redpilled as all fuck and I've never even been to /pol/.
I'm OCD when it comes to cleanliness, so because of this I wash my hands almost every 30 minutes.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
I've been in a three-some with 2 girls.
I write off every male that doesn't play video games as someone that I don't want to associate with.
I watch anime and read manga and I'm not fat or ugly or have social problems.
As weird as this may sound, i literally have the best looking male feet that I've ever seen in my entire life and I pride myself on it (I've actually been complimented a few times by girls on how good looking they are for a guy).
>>27343090
>giving/receiving blood?
Recently in the last couple years it came back that I'm actually O and AB, but I haven't seen it yet...
So technically speaking, I'm a universal donor and recipient, but if I donated I'd probably kill every person who would receive a transfusion.
On the other hand I can receive anything and . . . including organs.
>>27342733
>tfw you miss the biceps
Just kill me famalam
>>27342997
>socks inside out
We should trip and play vidya together sometime, could be enjoyable.
>>27343364
>redpilled as fuck
:^)
>write off every male that doesn't play vidya as a faggot
Okay,11/10 on that one
>male feet
Well post em. I'm not into men, or feet, but meh I'm bored.
Still waiting for a repost of the femmebicep.
>>27343470
Organ compatibility goes beyond blood type you stupid tripfag. O and AB eh? Interesting.
>used to be scared of the moon as a kid, not sure why
>I would make a blockade to cover me from the moon when I had to go to the bathroom
>I get a tingling sensation in my ass when sweat reaches down there
>everything I touch eventually breaks somehow someway
>red/green colorblind
>always hated milk and tomatoes
>>27343470
That's bizarre in a cool way. You've given me some reading to do. Thanks. You're an interesting specimen, man.
>>27343523
>We should trip and play vidya together sometime, could be enjoyable
>tripping and vidya
You may be my soul brother.
I went to jail at 18 years old during high school
I lost my virginity to a girl with gonorrhea
I mostly can't feel emotions and pretend to when at work
I let a guy suck me off when I was really drunk at midnight at the park then ran home to wash myself off
>Don't really like music, have trouble discerning notes
>Was a 'gifted child' who people expected to become great, now a shitstain KV, NEET, etc.
>Have difficulty forming mental images of things, everything is just a blur
okay, im already starting to feel too depressed to go on
>>27343588
Ayy
I started out just smoking a dub and playing dark souls in Uni, some old stuff like MGS, then went on to try acid and playing valvo games which was...weird. I ended up hurting myself. Bad trip. Then I tried shroom tea a friend prepared it for me, not sure how much, but basically I felt really profoundly calm afterwards and the trip itself is a bit of a haze, I want to try it again but I'm a little scared so I'll hold off. The only "hard" stuff I did once was 4-aco-DMT and all I remember is being a mars rover, a police officer, and my friends and I being blasted afterwards and sleeping on the floor of someone elses room. We weren't real friends, it was all a bunch of druggies pretending, we knew and it sucked I hated it, but hey tripping alone can be pretty shitty when you crave friendship. Pretty autismo here.
>>27343589
Thats what you get for touching stacy :^)
>>27343654
same here with the gifted child shit famalampai
>>27343581
what do red and green look like to you? gray? white? black? I have auburn/reddish hair.
>>27343523
I meant as far as blood types go. We were talking about blood . . .
>>27343588
>bizarre in a cool way
I try to make it a positive thing. Chimerism has it's . . . intricacies, but I'm glad you find it interesting.
>learnt to read clocks with handles at age 25
>I heat up spoons and press them against my skin then I let get mildly infected, I love smell of my burnt skin, specially when mixed with pus.
>I love winter, I stack blankets and books over the covers, that way I sleep under the pressure of their weight. I also leave the window open so all the cold gets in. An I fantasize about having a qt chubby gf that will just sleep over me.
>I'm incredibly dumb and clownsy, I try so hard not to fuck up irl that people think I'm smart and reflexive.
>I fell in love at age 20, and she left me. I'm 33 now and escape contact with other women because I firmly believe that there can only be one love. So i've decided to die alone.
>I loved the smell of garbage until that idiotic movie "the butterfly effect" ruined it for me.
>
>>27342275
Do you have bad teeth and/or an overbite, by any chance?
>>27342555
I won a belt buckle at a turkey shoot because me and the guy I was facing off against kept missing, he gave up first.
>I'm a complete misantrope
>I'm convinced I'm insane and I regularly trick my self into thinking something I dreamt actually happened
>this has led to full blown anxiety attacks right when I wake up
>I can completely lose sense of time
>I regularly engage in extremely slef destructive activities
>I've shot guns with someone who makes porn
>>27342733
do you guard some shop and have to deal with confontation and if so how does that go, or do you like night guard an industrial place or something?
also i've been thinking of going into security but its expensive to get proper licensing in aus do you think its worth it?
>>27344022
You remind me of me, except the shooting guns obv.
>>27344081
Life gets kind of scary when you know you broke your mind before you're old enough to retire
Strap in and enjoy the ride
>>27344152
Honestly I'm still not sure if I'm just heavily anxious or downright schizophrenic. How old are you btw?
>can't ride a bike
>scared of bugs because they're extremely fucking small and can crawl over my entire body in half of a second, not because they can hurt me
>playing vidya is boring to me, unless it's an old game on an emulator. like Pokemon for example.
>I like rapping and listening to a shit ton of rap
>I like to produce music even though it sounds like shit
>I have never, and will never, masturbate to anything that isn't human and an actual being.
>the smiley with a carat nose is a hilarious text emoji
>Pepe is a good meme
>wew lad is the worst fucking meme ever
>kek is the worst form of expressing laughter. lel is the best
My mother and uncle were neighbors/friends with Willem Dafoe when they were children and one of his older sisters had baby-sat them. His old house is within walking distance of where I live.
>>27344247
19
I'm probably paranoid or schizotypal
My life goal is to become a reclusive shut in
>>27344290
Did he ever figure out if Patrick Bateman actually killed those people?
>>27341664
You dumb fuck
Water cycles
