>can hear mom and stepdad insulting me loudly together and talking very loudly about kicking me out
I'm 18 man, what do I do
>>27341468
This is what you do,OP
>Tell them you will get a job and contribute to Rent/Utilities if they let you stay
>if not, ask for 30 day notice and pack your shit
>Grab toothepaste, KY Jelly, Deodorant, 3, Go to your local military surplus store and grab a rain poncho and a hardy backpack
>Apply for welfare, Medicare, Low Income housing, and Hobo Benefits
>Do your best to map out surrounding area, including shelters and soup kitchens. Apply to a local gym to use their showers if need be
>When kicked out, camp out near your old home, slowly learn your parent's patterns of movement. This is encase you need to use your old home for whatever reason
>Next, bludgeon your parents to death the next time they go out alone. Take the murder weapon home and bury it. Burn your clothing and DO NOT go outside for the next week.
>Collect inheritance
Get a job and reassure them you are working on bettering yourself.
>>27341594
very good post besides the murder part
>Stepdad
Why aren't you fucking your own mom?
>>27341637
Are you the same "fuck your mom" guy in every thread? Or are there more than I thought there would be?
>>27341468
leave for like 3 weeks, stay with a friend and just dont speak to them or anything.
then call them panicked some time after 3 weeks and say something traumatic happened
they will be guilt tripped into letting you stay with them
