Reasons why you're single thread. Look deep inside yourself and post it here on a Chinese cartoon porn forum. I'll start.
>not horrendous looking but I don't exactly put much effort into my appearance.
>Too edgy for most women in both sense of humor and I have many /pol/ tier beliefs
>after years of rejection and loneliness I stopped caring about women
>I still desire them on some level but not enough to actually pursue them
>Ugly even though i try to hide it by dressing well and being fit
>Can't trust women anymore so everytime some girl displays any kind of interest i just think she's fucking with me in some weird female way and screw things up
>Extremely insecure about appeareance
>Not really sure of who i am, i'm different when i'm around different persons and alone so i'm not really sure how i am
>>27341307
Is this one of those so vague it applies to everyone things? because it describes me to a T
>clinically depressed
>friendless
>too poor to afford a place of my own
That's pretty much it. If I can solve the first, the rest will follow.
>>27341307
>shitskin
>cant define my looks
>can't trust women mainly of years of lurking
>really autistically awkward
>a boring person in general
>>27341376
>tfw you realize you aren't a special snowflake with special snowflake problems
way to shatter my world view shit lord.
>hanged out with oneitis yesterday
>Smoked dubious amount of high grade weed
>She drove me home
I wanted to tell her that I always liked her since high school. I bitched out and told her we should do it again and goodbye.
inb4 reee normie I consider myself more cyborg than a robot
Who else has a chance but to scared of rejection to actually do something about it. My friend asked out his oneitis for like the third time and got rejected and it only reinforce my stance.
>still prefer spending a majority of my time alone
>>27341423
>shitskin
It's ok anon, a healthy dose of nationalism will fix that. Nearly every race on this earth has something to be proud of. Shame and hated of your own race is worse than racism towards others in my opinion.
I am of Mediterranean decent which makes me neither black nor white, still European though. I used to wish that I was born with blond hair and blue eyes like Hitlers Aryans. But hen I realized that Aryan Supremacy is bullshit because the Romans, Greeks and Mesopotamian's have accomplished much more than they ever have or will at the rate they're going.
Poor, fat, ugly, old.
>>27341381
W-well at least you have /r9k/, w-we're your friends!
But seriously, try your hardest anon, that's all you can really do especially with clinical depression.
>>27341550
I personally don't care about being a shitskin, I am a nationalist and proud of my race.
The thing is the aesthetics aren't the apex
>>27341561
>poor
I don't know what your level of education is but the only advice I could give you would be learn to live with less and save your money.
>fat
Eat less, and try to eat healthier
>ugly
well instead of being fat and ugly you'll just be ugly if you follow the advice from before
>old
plenty of milfs if you're willing to settle
>>27341307
> because I have a gf ddxdxdxdd
>>27341582
thanks famlam
>>27341497
It's ok anon, there are plenty of other women out there. Tell her about how you feel (easier said than done, I know) and if she rejects you then so be it.
>>27341646
Well keep doing whatever you have been doing then. Any advice for other robots besides "just bee urself!"
>I'm unattractive
That's literally the only reason why I'm single. Women don't find me attractive.
>>27341672
Thank you based robot I'll try my best when I see her hopefully on Friday
Being single works for me. I wasn't always. But I am now. And I like it. I can stay this way forever.
>>27341698
What kind of unattractiveness is it?
>deformity
>over weight/ under weight
>unsymmetrical face
>personality
everything but deformity can be worked on; not necessarily fixed, but improved.
>>27341635
>save your money
Yeah, ITT Americans don't understand what being poor means.
I was bullied very hard between 14-17yo. It is this age when normies have first gf/sex/parties etc.
I went cocon mode. I live in small city where most people know each other.
I did not have a gf, because how could I stand for my gf if I wan not able to defend myself?
Bully fucked up my confidence. After years of denial I do not see a reason to have a gf.
At age of 31 I have social experience of 14yo.
>>27341307
This is easy.
>Don't give a shit.
Single life is best life. Less drama, less bullshit, more money, more peace.
>>27341799
Well besides government handouts what else can really be done when you are poor? You could always seek a better job that pays more or an even better solution would be learning to live with less.
What is your story anon?
>>27341307
>ugly
>simple sense of fashion, nothing fancy because I know it just doesn't fit my personality or my looks
>loner
>boring, I don't like to do anything
>don't know what to do if I ever get on a relationship
>self loathing, I don't think anyone would ever want to be with me
>if I ever get a gf I'll end up getting cucked in a few months
>>27341307
>awkward around people because i never go out
>never try to talk to anyone
>default face is an emotionless glaze
>couldnt recognize signs of interest even if a girl liked me
>probably just plain ugly
>>27341857
>government handouts
Yeah, ITT Americans don't understand what being poor means.
>>27341307
I never tried.
I'm autistic and have no affinity with women of my ages in whatsoever,
Also I unironically hate the french but I live on a french province.
I work offshore and spend a lot of time away. I've seen how it destroys everyone else's relationships so I'm staying out of the dating game.
>>27341821
Well anon I'm afraid that I don't have much advice regarding this topic. Living the single life isn't always bad. Maybe you could do more interaction with people through video games or something that isn't real life interaction. If you make talk to people online and make friends that way it might help build your social skills on some level.
>>27341920
Story plox, it'll make you feel better and it will contribute to this wonderful site!
>Only attract mature woman
>hang out a lot around all yhe alternative scenes (punk, rockabilly) despite not having tattooos like the rest, or having my own style
I don't care for it though.
I'm skinnyfat.
>Lazy as fuck
>Not interesting to most people.
>Don't have much friends
>Only friends I have are the same as me, so no connections to women
>My humour makes people raise their eyebrows, so I have no opening for a discussion usually.
>Only normie thing I like is hockey, and all I like is stat watching anyway.
I hate these but love them at the same time.
>>27341935
As someone who has tried and realized that they were too autistic iktf. I remember the last time I went on a "date" with someone it had lots of awkward silences and small talk, not a very enjoyable experience overall. The best way to meet women from what I have found is through school/ college or through the workplace. That way you will have to interact with them on some level. This may turn out in your favor or it may not, it all depends on how the situation is handled.
>>27341689
>no friends
>bad job
>college
>met on craigslist
>she had no bfs prior
>been dating for 6 years
Mostly luck. She's also attracted to "masculine" attributes so doesn't seem to care that I'm a bit chubby as long as I work out my bis and traps.
Dunno. I've always done online dating with a 1:100 ratio of interest.
Im simply not attractive, hecne girls don't hook up for me. When you're attactive you can act like a sperglord and still make women wet themselves.
>>27342028
>tfw mature women are my fetish
>tfw no milf gf
I too am in the alternative scene. I mostly listen to black metal but I've found that most women in those scenes are too liberal/ feminists while I would consider myself more conservative. As a result I am on the road to wizardry.
>>27342105
I see.
Though it never happened with me and I am NEET so it will be a challenge to even compete with other guys in this department. Nevertheless Thank for the advice.
Poor
Depressed and
I don't have a place to fuck/live with parents and bedroom door won't close
that's it
>>27341307
>enjoy being alone
>enjoy waking up alone
>enjoy going to bed alone
>don't want kids
>terrified of getting a girl pregnant
>poor
>shit job
>narcissist
>panic disorder, depression
>recovering alcoholic
>>27341307
>conservative
>ammosexual
>very traditionalists in my values
>>27342082
"Just lift Bruh! XD"
But really, physical improvement is always a step in the right direction. You don't necessarily need to be Chad McMuscles but being toned is better that nothing.
>>27342222
checked
well if you enjoy being alone then you don't have much to worry about in this area. Keep up the good work by staying sober and kicking your addiction!
>>27342226
>ammosexual
tumblr terms and conservative values don't seem fit together. Care to explain what this ammosexual is?
>>27342152
I don't mean just MILFs anon, i mean mature in a mindset way
I used to get all sorts of feelings becausei usually realized most girls of my age didn't dig me, but now? pretty cool with that. Not going to waste my time on immature people.
I'm more into funk, punk and rockabilly than metal, but that doesn't stop me going to metal clubs and rock concerts. I like variety. Also, in the past I used to hang more around hipster places, and that people don't know how to have fun. I've been having more fun going to cheesy metal bars, even thought I look nothing like the people that frquent them
Only reason: because I don't put myself out there enough. I'm definitely attractive enough to get a girlfriend, I've had them in the past when I was even uglier. I can turn my Chad mode into overdrive if I get the chance, but I generally avoid humans so I rarely get the chance.
>>27342362
I blend in very well with the metal crowd. I have long hair, battlevest and my wardrobe pretty much only consists of metal tees and black jeans. The only thing that really need worry about is Neo-Nazis because I listen to a lot of NSBM and I'm not exactly "Aryan"
I have been trying to change up my wardrobe recently but I usually feel kind of weird wearing colors.
>Sex drive is dead unless I'm drunk or high
>Would usually be learning about politics or history than talk to women for extended periods of time
It's not like I don't get offers, but most of the time I just could not give a shit about their lives or dumb opinions if I tried.
Because I was married once and I learned my lesson. I will never do it again.
And my ideal partner is either a) non-existent, b) too far from where I live or c) too busy getting her brains fucked out by Chad Thundercock (or in my case Vlad Demoncock)
and I sure AF refuse to settle for someone who is below my standards because normies said so.
>>27342488
Why would you change your wardrove if you feel comfy wearing what you wear?
long hair and vest are cool, anon. Kinda jelly at your aesthetics. I sport a more italian vibe. Clean cut clothes, combed hair, guido skin.... hahaha
>>27342578
>Why would you change your wardrobe if you feel comfy wearing what you wear?
I feel comfortable with what I wear but sometimes i just feel like only owning and wearing metal related clothing can be inappropriate for some situations. I've never been one who tried to stand out form the crowd for the sake of it but my appearance is definitely abnormal in many situations.not my vest but it's still pretty rad
>>27341307
I play Eve Online, pretty sure that auto = no time for gf
>>27342562
When I was 15 there was a girl who treated me differently. I had never met a girl who would always give me hugs and willingly spend time with me. I soon found that I loved her and she used this against me. She then proceeded to physically and verbally humiliate me for the rest of that school year.
I too learned my lesson. I loved her two quickly and too blindly. It won't happen again but it's kind of hard for it to happen when you have gone full wizard mode.
>Hate of commitment
>Below average looks
>General lack of interest into relationships
I haven't felt genuine attraction into another human being since high school. Now I just fap in perfunctory manner and stay eerily content with just that.
>>27342657
Then I suggest you to get a black suit for those occassions that going on your normal attire might feel "inappropiate" for you
Black is a wonderful colour, and you seem very comfortable on it.
There's always this talk about wearing black suits is something only buriers wear, but fuck that noise. You can pull it out on daylight, it will always have this la dolce vita fair, very sophisticated.
But on nightime is more appropiate, so i wouldn't worry much about night time
And yeah, thatvest is rad. Been meaning to get a big patch for my bikers back. Any online stores that have really cool patches?
>>27342488
>>27342578
>>27342362
>>27342152
>>27342028
another alt-fag reporting. Used to be into classic metal and hxc punk but then I got into synth and industrial. And I used to dress in a way that reflected that (piercing, dyed hair, leather, mil-surp.). And yes I'm attracted to women of that scene (i.e. goth chicks)but the alt scene is mostly asshole tumblr bitches now
I'm over 30 now and I'm trying to go for a slightly more "mature" wardrobe. I got rid of most of my band tees but I still wear mostly black and grays. I still think bright colors don't suit me.
pic-related. It's almost what I'm trying to go for but with more summer alternatives thrown in (like shorts, polos or espadrilles)
>Have a job
>Go to school
>Hang out with friends fairly regularly
>Pretty regular looking
>Don't care about these people in any meaningful way
>Everything feels so hollow
I don't even care about women anymore, I just want something to keep the complete and utter apathetic boredom at bay.
>>27342791
I get most of mine off of ebay. There's a seller called patch noir and all his stuff arrives within a week from France. Basically ebay is the best place but if you want to get some of the more under ground merch you'll have to do some digging. M8L8TH finally started selling patches but it's $20 for shipping but their advice is to buy a bunch of stuff at once so you don't have to pay for the shipping each time.
Thanks for the advice by the way.
>>27341307
My height (5'4) is the only reason why I'm single. Women immediately reject me because of it after a single glance, and I laugh at anyone who tells me otherwise.
If women actually got to know me they'd know I'm mentally unstable, have a shit personality, am extremely selfish/uncaring, etc. but my height prevents them from finding that out.
Reason? I am a sociopath. I litterally met the girl of my 'dreams' yesterday. She was everything I could ever want - pragmatic, great sense of humor, honest, introspective, and a thoughtful listener. We went on a date in which we started an organization for our uni, and had smoothies together. To my surprise, however, I left feeling exposed, not in love. She could see right through me; explaining all these qualities of mine I try to keep hidden - my preference for loneliness, my hollowness, and my complete lack of concern for others' emotions. At that instant, i should have felt a connection, but i did not find any. Instead, I left feeling a sort of deep physical pain and apprehension both from the fact that someone finally managed to lift the mask, and that I did not love or even like her. She's dangerous now thanks my carelessness. I've got to find a way to suffocate whatever shred of power she thinks she has. I cannot afford to lose control of this situation. I am panicking fampai.
>Pic related
>Have been told this more than once, by more than one person.
Either way, i guess I'm just done with them. I guess relationships aren't for everyone and no one is entitled to them.
>>27342863
Thanks for the advice anon, I'll probably keep my band tees but having something more on the "normal" side is always good.
>>27342878
Maybe you could pick up a hobby to keep yourself entertained. Try making something with your hands or drawing something that you like.
>can't connect with people
>mental health
>hard to talk to people everyday>family would kill me for having a boyfriend
because i have one real friend, maybe two if you count the one who 9 times out of 10 ignores me, both in another state. i'm terrible at socializing, or i just dont make the effort. the prettiest girl at my previous school hated me, absolutely and intentionally sabotaged any chance i had at a social life. but to everyone else she was sunshine-out-the-ass nice and people thought she could do no wrong because she was always spouting that "keep your chakras open, hate breeds more hate, namaste :) " type of stuff which she didnt believe at all.fuck you a. marie
i cope by telling myself i don't want a relationship until im at least 3/4 of the way through with college which is about 70% true. but i've never turned anyone down. not like anyone has asked
>>27342944
Well anon, I guess you'll just have to reap what you sow.
>>27342919
I'll check it out, thanks!
>>27342863
Pretty cool. You just reminded me hoe shitty is getting dressed for summer
You made me smike when you said "another alt-fag" as If i were inside it. I'm into it, and I like ti go around it because i like the aesthetics, the vibes, the difference and I have fun. But I'm nothing like that aesthethically. I'm really a fish-out-the-water most of the times, but i have fun
>>27343027
Why doesn't your family want you to find a partner? I knew a Muslim girl who wasn't allowed to date, are you in the same boat?Not on a boat to Europe of course, we're full senpai
>>27343093
I'm not a girl anon, my parents want me to find a nice gf and have grandkids and they're uncomfortable with me being gay.
>>27343031
There are plenty of cunty women in this world. Think of them like 4chan, you'll be wadding through rivers of shit but if you go deep enough you'll fond your diamond thread or in this case gf.Of course, a roastie can leave you and you can leave them, but you cannot leave 4chan, you're here forever!
>>27343031also deep down i'm saving myself for duncan trussell
>>27343035
I guess so - even if it means destroying a girl who legitimately demonstrated interest in me. She pressed her leg against mine and put her hand over my own as she exposed the real me anon. Why did I feel nothing?! She kept asking if I believed in true love too! Too late now for changing my course I suppose...
>>27341307
>big guy
>look like a hippie (long hair and attempt at a beard)
>can't do well in large crowded places
>doesn't know the first thing about a "date"
>would rather stay in and write music than "date"
>completely out of touch with mainstream fads and she'd get bored with me being ignorant
>can't stand typical bf/gf protocol (pet names, "no you hang up first!", "isn't this place so nice? I bet it's just for us, huh?", clinging to each other in public, etc.)
I know exactly why i'm single. I just refuse to do anything about it. Because I don't want a gf.
> paranoid schizophrenia
> depression
>>27343138
Well, my only advice would be making a good living for yourself and then starting your own life out of their influence. If they will not accept you for who you are then they must accept the fact that you will not be with them in the future.
>>27343197
thank you anon, I'm working on it, your reply really means a lot
>girls are scary
>the prospect of being reliant on another person is scary
>emotional intimacy is scary
>the thought of being rejected, not at the onset, but many years down the line after i've invested a large chunk of myself into a relationship, is terrifying
and the big one
>my life is dominated by cowardice
>>27343158
honestly that girl is the only one of that caliber i've met irl. obviously the internet is full of cunty women but in comparison i've most likely gotten off easy.
thank you for the inspiration, a gf would be wonderful too.
>tfw the pain cut even deeper because you had a crush on the girl who fucked you over
>was nice to you for a week, got hopes up of dating her
>sitting on the stairs one day and overhear her talk about how disgusting it was that a girl from her old school had a crush on her
>goes on to turn every single person she could against you even though after that you never pursued her, never said anything to her that would make her uncomfortable, etc
where did i go wrong?
>Black
It's a minor thing, but being a blackbot means that I don't really get much. White girls want Tyrone and the good black girls want either Chad's white cock or Tetsuo's asian cock.
>Poor
Money gets the bitches. I have little to no money, so I don't think I'll be getting any "bitches" anytime soon.
>Women suck
This is actually an opinion I've gained by now. I just don't think I'll actually ever meet a woman who is truly good enough for me here in America. I mean, if I could, I'd go to some african country and get some black tribal qt, but that'd cost me an arm and a leg.
31. Virgin. Naive for a long time. Short. Unattractive. No career. Live on my own but don't make a lot of money. Most (normie, for lack of a better word) women I don't find attractive.
>>27341307
>Fearful of intimacy
>Fearful of emotional connection
>Probably schizoid
>Socially avoidant
>>27343285
>where did i go wrong?
not sure senpai, keep wadding through the mud you'll find something eventually and if not it will give you more tome to focus on other things.
>>27342922
How's your face, brobot?
>>27343334
>>Fearful of intimacy
>>Fearful of emotional connection
I feel both of these as well but that's because of abuse by a girl I loved at a young age. I've gotten over it for the most part but I still don't want to get too attached too soon.
>>27341307
I am a hateful person
>>27343407
I don't think I'm ugly, and some robots have told me I'm decent-enough looking on the /r9k/ omegle chats (not that that means a lot). Even with a decent face me height kinda fucks everything up.
I don't care about women, or wasting my time in a relationshit so it's really a moot point however.
>Who in their right mind would take me
>Even if they did, what am I supposed to do? Take them to my lair?
>No friends
>Boring as the day is long
No mystery t b h
>>27343433
>Because of abuse
I'm just naturally this way. I even dislike being hugged or touched by my own family. I just dislike it, but at the same time I want it.
>>27343483
I see. Yeah man, height is pretty important. But I ask because I'm 5'5 and have been told by girls who are as short as 4'11 to as tall as 5'7 that I'm handsome. There have also been some who have said "if you were only a little taller". But I live in California, and it seems there's a lot of short guys and girls here. If you're European, I can see how it would be a problem. Life is suffering.
>>27343628
Nope, I'm American as well and I'm fully aware of how shit roasties and lanklets are. I'd rather not be used as a social prop to boost some whore's social status either, but more lanklets are too brain dead to realize they're being used. Whatever.
Even if a women did show me affection (lol) I'd just tell her to fuck off, since she'd inevitable cheat on my ass with some taller faggot anyway. Women are garbage and lanklets are garbage.
>>27341307
ITT people that gave up after trying a few times. Develop some grit and go out there again instead of making excuses. I only say thing because I'm in the same situation. I need to take my own advice as well but I know what I'm doing now is not the answer...and deep inside I know you're aware of this as well. Keep trying.
>>27342944
fuck you. You're making excuses because you're a fucking scared baby. Scared baby bitch go back to sucking on your mum's tit you spineless pool of absolute genetic waste.
I'm single and always will be.
You have to be muscular and outgoing to get a girlfriend. If you're shy and average-looking, then the odds of getting a gf are nearly impossible. The only way to get one at that point would to become rich.
>>27341307
I attract women through my humor, passion towards my hobbies, and easy going nature. Ironically most of my ex's complain that I'm too childish and leave me for my passive nature.
I don't understand why they want to be with me if they want to change who I am. If they want me to be someone else why not just date someone else? Well lol, I guess that IS how it ends.
>not attractive
>lanky
I've just stopped making an effort, it's not worth my trouble.
Ever since my last gf died I have been single. Every girl I see reminds me of my last gf and its fucking horrible. I've gone so far as taking time out of my day to avoid women.
>>27343181
there are girls who think exactly like you about these things
>>27343192
my girlfriend has the same and we are dating for 4 years already, you just need to finde the right one my guy
>>27343992
I'm sure there are. I just don't want to do the work for them, because I don't find the ending reward worthwhile.
>don't go out
>don't talk to women
It's really that simple.
I'd rather play video games and finish college right now. Also like OP I'm too edgy and red pilled to actually maintain a relationship. Also my humor is, I suppose, autistic, but I don't need some faggot woman to shit on it.
>>27341307
got a /pol/ tier woman who hates minorities and roasties.
>>27343839
Wow you sound like my type anon.
>>27343780
So everyone agrees with this guy?
>>27341307
>insecure about my dick size
>insecure about never having been in a relationship
>insecure about being a 24 KV
>sad I've been alone all my life
>bitter because no ones ever wanted me
>jaded because I live a boring dull life and hate everyone who is happy
>not capable of loving anyone else but myself
>want to love others but scared to get hurt
>scared of hurting others
because I am
mootblox
>>27343710
You're right and I have been trying to put myself out there more but if I want it to work I'll have to focus on that goal a bit more.
>>27344138
I'm almost 22 and already know I'm going to feel that way for the rest of my life. It fucking hurts to think about.
>>27344083
Like I have said in some of my previous posts. Women are like 4chan because there's a lot of shit but you have to dig deep to find your prized thread/ gf.
>>27344097
Eh? How has it worked out with your type? If you don't mind sharing, I'd kind of like to know the mind of other side.
>>27343506
Why do you think you are that way?
I wasn't always like this, but being alone has led me to build some huge fucking walls.
>>27344189
Just kidding dude, but sounds like you're a goober but actually not. Women don't deserve you, my man.
>>27344137
He's somewhat right, but I don't agree completely. There are other things that could matter. I agree that looks come first, and you have to be quite handsome and at least show a bit of physical manliness if you want to score.
But if you have means to support yourself
and have some conversational wit
you can still have access to some women
and reveal her sensational clit.
Kek
>>27344174
I know man. I always bring myself down thinking about it, even when I don't want to.
But you're still in your grace period for a few of those things. If anything man, just get fit. Best case scenario, if someone does show interest in you, you won't be a fat fuck.
Hope things turn out well for you.
>>27344174
Also try and save up for a car or learn to drive.
It helps with the escapism and opens a few possibilities.
>>27341307
>not bad looking
>not socially retarded
>not fat
>good style. Not fedora style, but people actually talking about how good i dress
>outgoing
>studiying a good career with a bright future
Fuck if I know. Maybe the being short part.
Became FWB with oneitis recently but she doesn't want a relationship.
>feelsbadman
honestly im not looking for a girlfriend because i don't see what I'm doing that would attract he current social pool im in rn. Im tanking college and most likely will drop out and work a shit job. once im there, maybe i can find another female failure like me. but for now, i'm not trying to start anything that i know will crash n burn
>short
>skinnyfat
>omega
>average looks with weird long oval shaped head
>poor
>no friends
>fall in love with any girl that talks to me
>shitty job
>no car
>beta interests (anime, idols, vidya)
>never initiate conversation
>personality fluctuates between depressed, suicidal robot and angry /pol/-tier sperg
>yellow fever
>>27341307
>I like money more than women
Companionship is a fucking meme. Money has consistently made me happier whereas women have consistently done the opposite.
>21
>only average-looking
>skinny/average
>shy
>mild acne
>avoidant personality disorder
>no friends
>never talk to girls
>have nonexistent self-esteem
>hate life
>see no hope that things will ever change
Basically that. All I really have going for me are job prospects.
>>27344514
>idols
Ayyy, my nigga!
>>27341307
>no effort put into appearance
>random phases of gran autismo instead of just tolerable autism
>no stories to tell, no interests to sell
>colossal trust issues
>>27341307
Among other reasons, I realised long ago that a relationship would never be like my Chinese cartoons. In real life they swing between being boring as fuck, or being full of aggravatingly stupid drama. The pure, loving, women depicted in anime don't exist in real life, IRL they're just vain, self-absorbed, fickle, bitches with no sense of loyalty.
So rather than bother with all that shit I'll just experience the pure relationships that can never exist through my escapist media.
>>27344585
I'm a Nogizaka46 fan, but I can always appreciate a fellow idolfagI have no idea why I put myself through this. Even if I ever somehow manage to get a gf (I won't), she will never be even a fraction as cute as a j-idol
>>27344600
>IRL they're just vain, self-absorbed, fickle, bitches with no sense of loyalty.
Those do exist, but they're all been taken off at the end of high school at the very latest. And since they're loyal, they'll hardly ever drop for use.
>>27341307
>skinny
>lazy
>not smart but act like I am
I don't speak with girls, just polite talk when I see girls that are friends of my male friends. Never try to go outside my comfort zone, and had always been afraid of the reject, the only time when I'm brave is when I'm drunk.
>>27344600
This.
Plus a relationship requires an enormous amount of time and resources of all kinds.
And for what? Sex and a few hours of cuddling at night? Doing stuff together that I can get by doing on my own?
I don't know what I would want from a relationship to be honest.
I gave up and accepted that I will always be on the bottom rung of society, not that I ever tried in the first place, I just know that I am unfit for human compassion and relationships
I'm single because I choose to be honestly. I had a oneitis and she told me she loved my best friend so I blocked everyone I went to high school with. I don't care anymore. I've met girls worth dating, i've lied to them with false promises for dates and relaionships but in the end I just uck them and leave.
How can a girl love me when I caan't love myself? I hate who I am. Joining the army made most of my friends stop talking to me/ I hate everything. I don't see the point in a relationship when I'll end up replaced by some guy who she considers better than me. I try to be a chad and fill my life with sex but that just leaves me empty inside. I want to messang here /r9k/ I'm drunk and dangours
Are you me? Honestly, you guys keep amazing me. I've finally found where i belong.
>fat, like morbidly obese
>depressed
>a little crazy from abusive childhood
>needy
>go through bouts of drug and alcohol dependency
oh wait, i'm not single.
I already know that I'm going to be the weird guy at work who has no friends, girlfriend, wife, or kids. I'll probably disappoint my parents too, even if they won't admit it. I have feelings that they think I'm gay.
>beta
>literal autism
>skinny manlet
>acne, 4-5/10 face, would probably look better if i at least tried to look a bit more confident, energetic, and happy but i'm always half asleep and scowling
>avoid people to the point where i can't even make myself say hi back to people and just end up pretending to ignore them when they've been trying to start a conversation out of pity for the past 15ish seconds
>distrust everyone including my parents and my very few friends, think they secretly hate me and constantly talk shit and plot against me behind my back
>boring as fuck
>lazy
>no self esteem
>hate myself
>attentionwhore on /r9k/ with posts like this
just fuck my shit up pham
there are so many reasons i'll never not be completely alone, not a single reason why i should not be alone
>one chance at life
>born an ugly Mexican with white skin
J U S T
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>>27345106
this hurt
i hope this was just after a really big hit off the ol blunt
>get literal erections from talking to attractive girls
>legitimate fear and now turn bright red when talking to them out of fear
>anxiety induced depression results in zero self worth and it shows- i dont take care of myself
>>27345106
you look like dicaprio
>tfw no poopy bf to change diapers for
>>27346032
I'm willing to do it if you do some stuff I like too.
I started realizing the reason a while back to be honest, I was raised to become a beta cuck, it's probably the same for 90% of the khhv robots.
This article explains in detail why we wecome like this, it's really saddening that the very same people who shaped us into this are now laughing at us and discriminating us (women):
https://archive.is/ysXtS
>>27341307
Because I'm not making attempts to get a girlfriend.
>>27344659
Even those ones are pretty easily corrupted. It doesn't take much temptation to turn them from loyal qts to turbosluts who need to "find themselves" and get validation by fucking every Chad who buys them a drink.
The only way to guarantee a pure qt wife-material gf is to isolate both of yourselves away from society.
I never go outside or talk to anybody.
I don't try. That's literally it. I know if I asked a girl out she'd probably say yes, but I don't try at all.
Also I"m pretty much only attracted to asian girls (not because of any stupid pure waifu nonsense) so that limits the playing field.
>>27344208
I bet she thought that was a good comparison. What an idiot.
> decent looking
> average height
> big cock
> smart
> deep voice
yet
> everythingless virgin
I have no place to meet women at. The curse of bitches only being open at bars and me not drinking.Of course, I might have a terrible autist personality which would make me fail anyway. I just don't know senpai.
>>27347048
The fuck?
According to that list I'm 98% alpha. Only "problem solver" and "afraid to tell a girl you like her" apply, everything else doesn't.
Because I was born poor (literally section 8 poor) and didn't pull out a miraculous genius baby maneuver and do well in school.
I'm 22, I've never dated or had a gf, I've never kissed or had sex.
The thing is that I look good and I dress pretty well. I can speak and make conversation. I'm not fat. I literally think it's just my background. Women would be attracted to me if they never had to know anything about me or what I'm doing with my life. And I think the answer is admirable. I'm working fucking packing boxes and trying to go to community college for engineering. But to them it's an instant no-go.
I wish I could be judged for my character and not by all of this circumstantial shit. I'm trying really hard at life and that just makes me feel even worse. I'm so fucking busy working and saving money, trying to save and pay my expenses, and I don't get rewarded for that. I don't get anything. I don't even get to laze around and enjoy what I can of being poor and lonely. I've been in bad places and I came out of it because I wanted to be SOMEBODY, but all it means for me is that after 10 years of wage slaving and grinding away and this horrible loneliness, I have a CHANCE at living a comfortable and respected life. It hurts.
fuck
>>27347487
>I don't try. That's literally it. I know if I asked a girl out she'd probably say yes, but I don't try at all.
This.
I'm 22, always been single, probably always will be, every time someone seems interested I instantly push them away.
>manlet
Main reason desu had been rejected like 3 times for my height
Had a few chances but I fucked them up. But honestly I dont really care for gf. I can do fine on my own.
>>27341307
>ugly
>hate everyone
>insecure
>social anxiety
Oh well I gave up already
>>27341307
>ginger and not that good looking
>depressed
>talked to a girl maybe 3 - 5 times in my entire life
>never been in a relationship, always been lonely
>leftie scum rule the world, /pol/ views I guess.
>slightly overweight and body hair, not /fit/.
>don't care about anyone/the world anymore because no one cared about me or I've just given up on life.
>shy, boring and akward.
>high school drop out.
That's almost everything I can think of, might be more. I doubt I will ever find a girlfriend or that a girl will find me attractive.
>picky about who I'm willing to date.
>want a virgin so we can wait for marriage
>busy so finding time for a gf is hard.
>I'm a prude.
>>27341307
I'm an immigrant which is harder.
My teeth are fucked
Have a unibrow
And I'm a cynical cunt
but I'm not a virgin so meh
>have an unusual look,that would be attractive to some women,but I don`t take care of myself anyways
>conservative,because of browsing /r9k/,thus making modern women despise me
>not fit
>have a speech defect
>have a cynical,self-deprecating sense of humor,that turns off women
>can`t care enough for women to change myself
>socially inept
>have weird niche interests women find "nerdy"(in the bad way) or outright "creepy"
>I have high standards while not really bringing anything to the table myself
>Too lazy to put effort into meeting someone and forming a relationship
>My interests are limited and highly focused so it's hard to find things to talk about
Those are basically the umbrella reasons that encompass smaller reasons such as not being fit, socially awkward, etc.
>>27347942
Perhaps you should go back to where you came from.
>>27341307
>get too excited when I meet a new girl who I like and suggest dating soon after bedding her
>trust issues re: women
>kind of broke
>not very outspoken, spend a lot of time alone
>afraid to do cold approaches - I let them come to me
who is /notmasculine/?
i was only able to maintain good relationships with men
pic somehow related
and also
>dull personality
>unable to hold someone's interest
>want and would like to commit, but nobody trusts me or want to commit as well
>I'm generally unattractive and refuse to be with someone equally as unattractive as me
>would probably be unable to hold down a relationship due to my inability to stand any activity other than playing vidya and having sex
>>27348454
I don't get it, are you female?
>>27348523
nope, i'm a male, i just don't look and act like a man should
>>27341307
Are those piss bottles rigged to explosives?
>>27341307
Can someone edit this and replace all the emotion expressions with his blank gaze?
I'm pretty sure that not having a male role model growing up hasn't helped. Parents that work nights are destined to have robot children.
>>27347494
>she
Get a load of this cuck.
>>27348820
The fuck're you on about? That's one of them abominations?
Shit man.
>>27348843
That's a man in the pic isn't it?
>>27348905
I dunno, if it is, it's a convincing one. I'm not one to enable the mentally ill.
My standards are pretty autistic and modeled after the girl that raped me so I'll probably be single for a while
>>27341307
>Reasons why you're single
>i feel i'm not attractive enough and to be honest i wouldnt look that bad if i wouldnt be unkempt. However i see that nothing will change even if i'll fix my appearance.
>I'm bitter and cynical person with strangers but with closest friends something just clicks and i become very free - saying everything that comes first, spaceout for a while.
>I have massive sexual aversion and phobia for intimacy where i avoid these situations as much as possible.
>I never had any girl friends in childhood therefore i never bothered to become close with them. Now even if i wanted to change something it's impossible to write down 20 years of apathy.why i bother writing this, nobody will read this anyway
>>27348929
>the girl that raped me
Greentext time m8.
I'm genetic trash, plain and simple.
>I give no fuck about women or anything relating to them
That's about it.
>>27349006
I don't really know how to talk about it in detail or in enough to do that. I was 18, she was 15, I was scared that she'd say I had raped and abused her if I fought back, so I let her use me how she wanted. I felt loved so I miss when all that happened.
>tfw she preferred traps over normal guys
>tfw she said I make for a good trap
I've been a trap ever since honestly.
>>27341307
>under average looking although not ideously ugly (3-4/10)
>way above average intelligence that makes me get bored of things pretty quickly/uninterested in nomralfag stuff and often disdainful, also the stigma of being "that weird labrat dude who knows everything"
>poor social skills and excessively shy
>general anxiety
>depression
I never try.
>>27341307
>ugly
>fat
>depressed
>stubborn
>never do anything socially
i have a gf and job. can i still be robot pls?
I'm not. Our relationship's kind of hush-hush, though. Know why?She's my cousin.My 8-year-old cousin.
>>27341307
My social skills have been destroyed by years of isolation. I'm not even comfortable sitting in class or making smalltalk anymore, even the idea of making friends (let alone getting a gf) is a complete mystery to me.
>>27341307
>ugly and deformed face
>skelton
>shyness/social anxiety
>Too afraid to try
>Not an interesting person
>Lots of better man than me for girls to like
>I don't go outside
I think it's all about that.
>>27349348
That's pretty cute.Since when?
It's because girls are fucking stupid op
For example i work as a cashier and when i hand a woman the receipt to sign her name like 6 times out of 10 theyll put theur phone number on it too like lmao who does that? Why would I the store need that information? Sometimes they even draw little faces on it. I never seen i guy do this.
>>27341307
>Never cared to socialize in my younger years
>live almost in complete seclusion in my adult years
That's pretty much it.
>>27341307
Low socio-economic status.
Not very social. Most of the people I am social with are not extremely social themselves.
Short (5'7).
I am funny to men but not women (most of them seem to like comedy like Jeff Dunham or Amy Schumer).
I usually don't dress in more than just basic, neatly fitting solid color t-shirt (no print-screen shit) and blue or black jeans.
Face is not the best to put it mildly. Also too many teeth, so they're somewhat crowded. I need a few pulled but don't have dental insurance. They're in good shape at least in terms of cleanliness.
My interests aren't "sexy" or trendy except for guitar, and I don't even let any women know about that because I can see how fucking easy they are to dupe with it and it makes me almost hate them for it.
Overall just a social, economic and genetic dud.
I could "put myself out there", I could try to be more attractive, I could finally go full time at work like they want me to and make more money, but why should I be "Me Plus", like me plus a wallet and this and that and the other thing, just to be equal to one woman? A woman who is probably being told 24/7 that she's perfect as is, and doesn't need to put any effort into personal relationships?
>grew up ugly so I don't have any self-confidence
>don't know how to act like a woman, apply makeup, wear heels, etc. so I'm not very "sexy" or whatever
>was asked out as a joke multiple times so now I don't trust guys who say or act like they're into me
>I spend too much time alone and have a bizarre sense of humour that people don't understand
>I get very impatient with other people and usually can't stand interaction with them for prolonged amounts of time
>I have incredibly specific (not high, just specific) standards
>I don't want to make time for forming and maintaining a relationship (so if it happens at all it has to be with no effort from me)
>most importantly, I'm mentally ill and I don't want to subject some poor guy to that
>>27349384
We had our first intimate encounter last Christmas gathering. We were playing pretend in her bedroom, just me and her. She was a princess in trouble and I was a rugged handsome knight, hell-bent on rescuing her from the Troll King. I sweeped her right off her feet and held her in my arms. She told me to kiss me. I blushed hard but I did, right on the lips. Then we laughed and laughed. I started to tickle her. I wouldn't let up. She was half-trying to push me away, ecstatically spasming and writhing all over. I ended up touching between her legs a few times. She told me it feels good when I do that. I oh-so-carefully reached up her skirt and gently rubbed her panties right in that spot. I got up to lock the door, because if someone walked in I was dead. I sat right back down next to her and slid her panties off down her legs as she giggled. I stared at her little kitty for what felt like ages - it looked so soft and fragile. I reached out to touch it and ran a finger along the soft puffy flesh. She shivered. I slipped two fingers in just a short ways and felt around a bit. Then I found her clit and gave it a rub with my index. "Do that again!" I started rubbing her little clit. Holy shit, I was a child molester. Might as well go all the way. With my other hand I awkwardly took off her skirt, her shirt, her shoes. I left the stockings on. I stopped touching her and stood up to undress myself. I took off my shirt with a flourish and tossed it away, then I undid my pants. My dick flopped out, half-hard. Her eyes went wide. She'd probably never seen one before. She poked it gingerly, making it wobble like a sausage. That got me so hard. I wasn't going to actually put it in her, though - I don't even know if she could take it. There she was sitting on the bed naked, that little blonde girl, with her blossoming strapping boyfriend towering over her. (continue)
>>27341307
>manlet
>fat (but working on it)
>ugly face aesthetics
>shitskin (mom is white, dad is black, mom is literal whore, fuck my life)
>years of bullying at school, the chads and stacies never left me alone until HS finished 2 years ago
>/pol/ and /r9k/ tier beliefs, due the years of lurking
>autism in its purest form
>heart racing everytime I speak with someone
>only one friend, apart from making me do his stuff once in a while at uni, hes a total bro (I guess its a trade off)
wew
>>27349596
this text is only here to get past the Robot's retarded originality requirements.
>>27341307
>not ugly
>not fat
>don't smell
>own house
>own car
>job
>savings
>no friends
>>27349652
I didn't say I was lonely, I have no doubt in my mind that there are guys somewhere who are desperate enough to date me, but I just find it so hard to tolerate other people that it would stand no chance of being a good fit. if you had read my post a bit more carefully you would have realized that I did not spend most of it bitching about being lonely
>pretty bad social anxiety
>fear girls IRL so much that they I'm not even attracted to them
>don't want to ruin someone else's life when I already ruined mine
God bless internet pornography
I don't even know why but I don't seem to feel a thing.
I've been single for almost 3 years. I work a lot and I'm in the middle of obtaining my diploma. Average weight, good with presentation and I have an appreciation for dad jokes. I'm always smiling and laughing but when it comes to boys I feel like a heartless monster.
I won't date someone if I feel nothing and I can't force these emotions on myself. Halp
>>27349617
I had to remind myself that she's a child - she doesn't have fetishes or anything. She just wants it to feel good. I wanted to make her cum. I went right down for her pussy and gave it a good long lick all the way up. She shivered and blushed. I skipped my tongue over her clit real fast. She gasped. I dug my tongue all the way in, tasting her kind of sweet feminine juices. She started playing with my hair. It took a pretty long time to get anywhere, but eventually my tongue was practically moving by itself and she was making really excited noises, if that's clear. I gave her clit a good suck. She let out a soft scream and shuddered violently all over. Oh, god, did they hear? I guess not. She was sleepy and spent. We kissed on the lips for a little while longer. I dressed her, dressed myself, then I booked it.
>>27349617
>>27349751
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE NOW
>>27349412
:-)
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>>27349596
Absolute perfection, let's get married?
>>27349617
>>27349751
le post requires text xD
>tfw a girl at work made fun of my phone because its a 6 year old piece of shit
I can't afford an iphone nor a plan so my phone can only text
I feel so emasculated
im only interested in white women but only non white women are interested in me
>>27349909
so brown skinned or asian?
or are you full African nigger?
Anyone here single their whole life because it's so comfy and you don't see a reason to change that?
I never really pursued romantic relationships, I'm too far gone at this point and wouldn't even know what to do with a woman.
i try to just bottle my problems and stay stoic but i just end up spilling
>>27349971
I enjoy being single but I also know that if I tried as hard as I could I wouldn't be able to get a GF
i'm fine with it though because i'm far too autistic to maintain a relationship
>be me does not have a good condition but not dat bad
>not ugly not good looking but also not enough to be considered
>little self-esteem but faking that I have good of it helps
>always been a victim of falling in love and being attached to my bestfriends ruining our friendship
>happened 3 times and plus I don't have good sense of family so I consider friends as family
>afraid to go for it again
>awkward
>not in a position where I meet people my age regularly
Yep that's pretty much it
They find me attractive but I can't really get them to like me
>>27350156
they don't find you attractive
>I don't actually want a bf/gf
That's really it. I'm social-able, not a khv, decent looking, and have several interesting hobbies that I'm pretty dedicated to. Truth is I hate being tied down by relationships. Every time I enter one I start freaking out some where between two weeks to a month, once I start feeling a vice grip around my neck.
I don't feel like I am meant to have a relationship. I did before but that was when I was 19.
I feel like I'm such a negative, depressed and cynical person that I can't offer anyone comfort and safety in this life. If I finally met the girl of my dreams I'd just make her angry and depressed too. I know this because I have a similar affect on all the people around me.
I want love, I want warmth and I want to be there for someone but I feel like I'd only be a detriment to someone's life in the long run.
Why do I have to suck up to some bitch for her to like me, like she is so much better than me.
If I fail to have sex with her, I will just feed her ego even more. No thanks.
If you don't try, you can't fail.
>>27341307
>I'm asocial, I never go to any events, I never meet new people
>Average looks, even though I'm tall
>I have too high personality standards
>I'm terrible with women
>Mildly depressed
>Below healthy self-confidence levels and it's very obvious to others
>Never met anyone with a common taste in music or video games
I'm 19 and I feel like I will never in my lifetime have a relationship. I'm in Hungary, 98% white population so I don't even have to compete with black guys who fuck 10 white girls per week, only Chads, yet I'm still a khv.
At least I can focus on my hobbies and uni, right? Right?
>>27350686
Black guys have worse chances with white girls than any other ethnicity apart from male asians.
>>27341307
>I'm not.
The end
>>27350713
I keep seeing the "blacked" meme on this website, so I'm not sure if you're right.
>>27350772
I am. I'm too lazy but there are studies that use sites like OKCupid to measure response rates.
The lowest were male asians and female blacks.
>>27350772
its a meme based on insecurity. most black guys arent all that attractive and do worse than everyone except asians
>>27350806
>>27350821
There are a few asian guys at my uni (Hungary, again), and I always see them with qts. People of a different race are rare (except for gypsies, but everybody hates them) here, so they get much more attention.
in order of signicance (i think)
>dont ever make an effoty to meet new girls IRL
>extreme introvert with no normie hobbies
>5 foot 7
>minor assburgers
fml
>>27350167
Yeah they do, generally they approach me
They loose interest after a while though
And/or are batshit crazy
>>27341307
I am exactly the same . I also have addictive tendencies am sadistic and I come from an extremely dysfunctional family
>turning 30 in 6 months
>grade 8 education
>haven't left mothers house since 2001 except for the hospital
>no marketable skills and stupid when it comes to math (I can barely do division and multiplication)
>bald, slouch, no muscle mass, oily skin (seborrheic dermatitis?)
>all my clothes rotted away in 2003 and I only have a black $20 hoodie, cheap Lee jeans, and autism shoes
>horrible labor market where I live where even college degrees can't afford to live
>entire country and the port cities with jobs being sold to chinks by rich boomers, wages are abysmally low and the labor pool saturated
>minimum wage rent alone will cost 55% of take home pay, transportation and food are insane in addition, mandatory rooming with 3-4 other people just to be a wage slave
>cost of living massively expensive and no way to boot strap out to living wages without a professional degree (accounting, medicine, law, etc)
>massive dick varicies/peyronie's/balanitis from edging to porn for 8+ hour sessions, 3x a week dry
>agoraphobia/GAD/vegatitive depression diagnosed when I was a kid, CBT/benzos failed
>>27345106
You look so sad. Have a hug.
>>27341307
>Diagnosed autist
>Lazy and passive as fuck
>Addicted to the Internet
>Never really talk to anyone
>>27347736
I hope you succeed and are rewarded in your endevours . Godspeed
>thinks dating is terrible
>doesn't trust anyone to to accept and understand the 'real me'
>too prideful and romantic to take on a 'fake' personality just to get love
>has a waifu
Oh boy oh gee what's wrong with me fellow robots? Why can't I get the pussy?
> Ugly
Can't do anything about it, Born ugly with a couple of bad decisions in my youth
> Total Loner
I've always spent my life on my own, Prefer spending time on my own about 80% of the time
>/b/ Tier humor and a lot of /pol/ tier views
> Get angry quickly, Very violent
Pretty much the reason i don't want to be in a relationship
> bit of an Alcohol problem
>>27342339
Loving guns
