>There is a doctor far away
>Who'll listen to what you have to say
>He'll fix your ankle, if you trip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
>He trained for years at medical school
>So he could help you when you fall
>He'll replace your fractured hip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
>He's a friendly doctor, never mean
>He'll fix you up with some morphine
>Then your body-bag, he will zip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
inject meFOR FREEgood doctor
>>27340111
>school
>fall
that doesn't into rhyming
>>27340449
I'm sure that attitude of yours isn't something some morphine couldn't sure.
>>27340111
He's the doctor /r9k/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>27340464
> go to technician in supply room to get another iv bag of morphine
> He asks me if I want the whole iv apparatus or if there is already one in my patients room
> give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
I thought this meme died out?
>>27341154
you can't sink the ship
>>27341371
This anon knows the real score here
>>27340111
Why did he kill those old people? Did they ask him to?
>>27341915
He didn't kill them, they died of shock when they found out how caring and kind he was.
>>27340111
Dr ship gets the trip!
obligatory daily dose joke
>>27340111
I wonder if there will ever be another serial killer who can match his body count.
Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired