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>tfw completely tired of boys and their games

thinking about just getting a dildo instead
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>implying we need to know

GTFO roastie
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>>27339979
>completely tired of 3.5 billion people
>I'm just going to get a model of their sexual organ

Did this really need a thread? Sounds like it was a 3 second thought.
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Want someone to talk to? Post a kik I'll hit you up
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they were just now thinking about getting a dildo, lmao.
that means they've been getting dicked by people they don't even like for no reason. XD

women are retarded, really. they can't communicate what they want, then get mad when they don't get it.
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>>27339979
Just play fallout
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>>27339979
Bitch I don't talk about when i buy fucking onaholes all the time and when i do i take it to the proper thread on /jp/ fuck outta here u worthless thot
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>>27339979
Fuck off cunt, your thoughts and opinions are invalid.
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>>27339979
>boys and there games

The only reason games and bullshit exist is because of woman
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i'm glad i'm going to die soon
this board's going to shit and i don't wanna be around it anymore
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>>27339979
> want to create lewd yaoi based off qt skinny guys I see around at school
> feel desperate but you don't have any other way to see cute guys nekkid
> realize you'll never see your oneitis spread eagle on your bed
> get sad
REEEEEEEE
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I've been there anon, and it'll only bring more sadness. Girls and boys will just break your heart, so do drugs. Drugs will be there for you when people are not.
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>tfw no beta orbiters giving me money just because I exist
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>>27340257
I would love you as a penpal, what's your kik?
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Are there actually this many girls here?
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>>27340281
> having social media even once
normies swerve
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>>27340284
There has (almost) always been a very significant female presence.

The exception would be after puaHate got slut down and the /r9k/ meme meta shifted towards woman hate and spamming REEEEEE freggs.

That said, many of these posters are men roleplaying either because they want to be girls, or because they want to make girls look bad.
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>>27340284
most of the posters in this thread are just guys complaining about girls
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>>27340305
I'm just here for the weird girls. Can't get enough of them
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For once i want to say something here in 4chan.
You might have your problems with boys but it doesnt mean there are games that only men can play, its always a game of two, but, even then, we are becoming ignorants of our self confidence.

First of all we are humans, persons, who need to feel good at any cost, which makes childish minds out of most of us. We arent so different even so i have a different sex, but unlike you i accept that i made my mistakes.

You know there are selfish people, and you have met a lot of them all long your life, furthermore they have met a selfish one each time, thats you.

What we need to do is learn to love and hate as we do care about ourselfves, this integrates cultures and racisms. I am not a demon, but you arent me, out of here are no good and you know that inside here good is just a creepy way to call egocentrism.
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>>27340305
there's nothing wrong with social media as long as you use it for non-political reasons
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>tfw no BPD fembot gf to watch obscure anime with

why live
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>>27339979
shut up, jesus christ. boys are so simple

if they do anything outside of their normal routine to try to make you happy or impress you, they want to fuck you
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>>27339979
Just kiII yourself already roastie
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>am ugly
>eating disorder
>poorfag, goodwill and aliexpress for clothes, sometimes shoplift makeup
>still hold onto the belief that I might have a husband, kids and be a wife
>literally only ever been at all attracted to super hot guys
>sexual awakening at 19 when on Omegle found a Chad, was never wetter
>realize I can never have him or any guy like him
>self hate and disgust for greed
>realize a guy who I'd want is a guy it'd just drag down
>need to kill self, still have too many reasons not to
>community college filled with greasy fuckboys, always afraid of getting raped (I know its not 1 in 5 I'm not a feminist but I a short skinny white girl so I know I could never put up a fight)
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>>27342575
I hope you get hit by a bus whore
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>>27342575
It's only rape if it's an ugly dude
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>>27342575
be my qt fugly gf
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>>27340257
Be my fujoshi gf.
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>>27342787
I hope I do too.

>>27342841
I really can't argue with that.

>>27342883
How attractive are you? I know it's shitty but I have to be honest.
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>>27339979
Do it. I have two fleshlights and they work swell.

Besides, wanting a relationship for sex is shit tier.
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>>27342575
enjoy dying alone, senpai
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>>27342925
What kind of Chad was it? Just some musclebro?
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>>27342925
If you consider yourself a 4, where do you set the minimum for a partner
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>>27342925
>How attractive are you? I know it's shitty but I have to be honest.
Attractive enough that I've had qt's ask me out before
I'm too autistic though
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>>27339979
Then stop wanting chad you dumb bitch, oh wait you can't. KYS
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>>27339979
>Boys play games.
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>>27342920
Are you scrawny and willing to let me make you over into my yaoi prince? And tolerate my vocaloid impressions when I feel especially weeby?
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>tfw your crush keeps talking about her dream guy
It hurts when you know you don't have a chance.
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>>27342952
I might aswell I guess

>>27342965
Nahh. He had 9-10/10 face. Blue eyes brown hair. Tall and model esque proportions. Super broad shoulders. He was muscly but the perfect amount. Like a swimmer.

>>27342973
Then why would you want me? I'm likely more autistic than you.

>>27342966
I consider myself more like a 3 but I'd say 8 or a above
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>>27343172
Nevermind I don't think I'd fit your minimum.
And because a fem"bot" is easier than a normal person to talk with about anything. I can't talk for more than 5 minutes with normies before my anxiety makes me fall apart
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>>27342575
i'd rape you, sweetie.
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>>27343139
Yes to everything but scrawny. I'm fit.
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>>27343208
I'm sorry to hear that, I can't give you anything to help since I'm a social wreck myself

>>27343219
Doubt you're hot enough senpai
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>>27343172

>A 3 thinks she can land an 8.
Look... If you were a 5-6 you still might land an 8.

But a 3?

Not a chance.
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>>27343172
Do you have reddish hair?
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>>27343264
>I'm sorry to hear that, I can't give you anything to help since I'm a social wreck myself
meh post contact and I'll send a pic and you can tell me if I'm attractive enough or not actually.
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>>27343139
>>27343253
Yes to everything and I am scrawny :^)
and short
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>>27343267
Lolwut, I never said I thought I could get an 8. I KNOW I can't and I hate that those guys are the only guys I find attractive

>>27343280
Nope

>>27343296
I'll debate it man, post you're preferred method of communication
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>>27343370
>post you're preferred method of communication
I don't have one. Any is fine
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>>27343370
>can't into basic grammar
Chad here, I would have fucked you, but, fucking dropped.
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>>27343370
>Lolwut, I never said I thought I could get an 8. I KNOW I can't and I hate that those guys are the only guys I find attractive
I was just saying it because I'm constantly called an 8 and felt you should know.
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>>27343172
>anything below 9/10 is not good enough for some self-proclaimed uggo

and roasties wonder why they get flak around here
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>>27343253
o-ottermode?
[lewd intensifies]

>>27343321
being a manlet is okay when you're scrawny, most manlets haven't learned that getting swole just highlights how short they are in comparison to normie boys.
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>>27343474
>o-ottermode?
Yeah, or slightly more muscular than that.
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>>27343474
>rejected for ottermode cunt
Fuck off chad whore
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>>27343380
Just post your whatever

>>27343411
Coming from you lel

>>27343416
Okay? That's doesn't really make a lot of sense
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>>27343520
here's my throwaway
[email protected]
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>>27339979
Its your fault we have to use games and trickery to get into your pants. Dating women these days is like hunting.
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>>27343520
I'm gonna apply too.
[email protected]
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>>27339979

>Mods still haven't fucking deleted this thread or moved it to >>>/soc/ considering it's turning into a hookup.
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>>27343555
>I'm gonna apply too.
I'm dropping out
Have fun
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>>27343472
Yeah I literally said I understand it's shitty but I literally feel nothing unless the guy is pretty alpha. I rarely even masturbate. I'm not saying I "deserve" on because I clearly don't and I k ow that I will never get one.
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>>27343569
Why are you dropping out? That sort of takes the fun out of it for me.
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>>27343616
Because I'm not competing for some ugly slut
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>>27343518
> said scrawny manlets are a qt
> poster mad cause he's stocky manlet, aka subhuman
:p
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>>27343632
>120 lbs
>stocky
Chad posts on >>>/soc/
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>>27343627
Meh. I was only in it to beat you.
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post the pic so we can see this 8-loving 3
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>>27343662
Then you won anon
I dropped out
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>>27343572
But you can still be alpha, and really attractive without being 10/10.

If you said you wanted 7-8 I would understand more, but really you are only shooting yourself in the foot and you know this.

People have flaws, even those who are deemed magnificent. That guy you saw on cam had to put some effort in to look that way, he didn't just wake up with perfect hair and lighting, you get me.
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>>27343172
>tfw you will never have a lacrosse back
>tfw when no blue eyes
>why do i even live
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>>27343650
It is when you're 4' 7".
stockies gtfo
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You guys must be a bunch of retards. "She" said "she" could not help being attracted to 8's despite the fact "she"'s a 3.
The majority of the posters in this board are fucking 3s who are only attracted to 8 and 9s. Stop taking it so personal because your ugly ass isn't good enough for some mental "girl" with fucked up standards
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>>27343730
Chad hunting whore get out
Ottermode fags also get out
If you aren't scrawny or morbidly obese you are not a robot
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>>27343736
>samefagging as the "3" chick
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>27343708
you wanna not post the thumbnail?
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>>27343750
piss off stockie, mad you can't be an elven prince like skinny manlets?
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>>27343688
I get you but for one I saw other photos, two his life was hot aswell. Deep sexy voice, confident just about everything, nice house, BMW, dressed well, only cock I ever saw that I didn't think was gross
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The last fembot i found is starting to become some attention whore who keeps finding guy after guy after guy better than the last, even if its by a millimeter. I honnestly liked her, but she starting to slowly talk less to me. Look i dont care if you are 3/10 or not a virgin. but here [email protected]
i'll give this a try, throwaway email.
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male loneliness:
>every woman thinks I'm a creepy weirdo. guys don't want to even associate with me. I am truly alone, it's been years since I've even had a friend. my libido has been steadily diminishing because I know, truly, even kissing a girl is implausible. All humanity has rejected me, and while I want to hate them- I still want their approval. My isolation has compounded my unlikability, I'm losing the ability to even relate to normies- they're like a completely different species.

>I will never hold a hand, kiss a girl, cuddle for warmth when the electricity goes out. I've read and heard about the intimacy of sex, the trust, the ecstasy of sex with a woman, the tranquility of falling asleep with someone you care about, and having the first thing you experience upon waking being close to someone that makes you happy. I long for death, but police will brutally restrain and imprison me if I try to kill myself.


female "loneliness"
>omg, it's been over 2 weeks since Chad and Tyrone spitroasted me, AND over 3 weeks since one of my beta orbiters bought me a gift costing over $50... 4ever alone amirite!!?!?! UGH, I haven't masturbated for years, this is SOOO demeaning.
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>>27343801
That pic is not scrawny
This is scrawny
Fuck off chad slut
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>>27343801
>link will never be your bf

feels bad
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>>27343816
>>27343555
>>27343539
Email sent

Fncncncnncnc
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>>27343917
Too late
My throwaway is gone
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>>27339979
Fuck off. You literally could open your window and say that you're depressed, and people would come running in to console you.
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>>27341018
I'm a BPD fembot can we watch obscure things together? I'm sad and lonely pls
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>>27343829
> those nails
> fingers touching, not overlapping
S T O C K I E
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>>27343981
Ottermode guy here, my fingers overlap. Guess I have tiny wrists.
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>>27343981
Now I know you're just shitposting, but here
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>>27343964
Which BPD is that? Borderline or Bipolar?
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>>27344024
hot damn. ottermode and not a stockie. <3

>>27344072
nigga that's your penis
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>>27343142
>lesbians
When will they learn?
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>>27344256
>nigga that's your penis
And that's your hand :^)
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>tfw just want female friends

Are there any other girls out that like playing games and aren't a casual? We don't even really have to play games together and I don't care if you're not a fembot and have a bf or whatever but I just wanna be pals with a girl who is at least somewhat self-aware and friendly.

It's rough joining group after group searching for girls to be friends with and putting in so much effort and never having anything to show for it. I just want other girls to talk to who aren't tumblr or reddit tier.
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>>27344488
women are ALWAYS casuals because for them it isnt the game they are focused on, it is the social interaction/possible attraction of a chad in that area

an example, if you have two separate projects, and both are building a chair... the men will focus on building the chair as best as they can as a group. the women will build the chair as the central activity but will still be more focused on each other, creating a heirarchy based on who has better looking tools or clothes, etc. then those will dictate what is going on even if they arent qualified etc. so in short, no, you will literally never meet a non-casual gamer girl.
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>>27344488
what's the difference between a 4chan-tier girl and a reddit/tumblr-tier girl?
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>>27343964
fuck idk if you're still here

yes we can, got a skype/email?
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>>27344533
The second one exists, but the first one doesn't
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>>27344488
>tfw too far away from you for good ping
>tfw gf doesn't play the same kind of games you do

Oh well.

Remind me to chat with you later, anyways.
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>>27339979
What kind of fembot has made it this far without owning a dildo or vibrator? Do yourself a favor and get one.
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Im tired of falling inlove with cute virginal depressed neet's who will never love me because they have standards.
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>>27344961
What's wrong with you?
I fit your criteria except I have a job
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>get a crush on a robot
>he flirts
but then
>he never responds

Thanks guys
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>>27344975
kek that was probably me
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>>27345019
WHATS YOUR NAME

ORIGINALLY COMMENTED
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Kinda want a Fembot gf to be with now. Looks don't even matter.

>tfw 26yo Ausfag from Darwin
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>>27345036
not saying
describe him and ill confirm
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>>27344969
Fat

Plus I tend to be a few years older than them which freaks me out because then i feel predatory.
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>>27339979
Take your dildo and GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
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>>27345070
How old we talking here?
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>>27345070
Would you be willing to lose weight and be my mommy gf :3
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>>27345053
n-no you're scarin me now
if you're him message me on skype
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>>27345090
how would i know which roastie you are? message me instead
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>>27345099
>he talks to multiple girls
sigh

ok, how about this question. what country are you in?
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>>27345086
25

>>27345088
no
>tfw actually into mommydom
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>>27345119
im not gonna answer any questions about myself here. just message him
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>>27345129
Will you be my fat mommydom gf then?
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>>27345129
Are you looking for a NEET virgin boy? Or am I confused? If yes I'll be yours
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>>27345119
united states of america of course
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>>27345129
Not even old hey.
I'm 26.
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>>27345131
im 2nervous
we're solving nothing here
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>>27345090
Alright femanon I'm here
be my gf to rescue from being ghosted
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>>27345150
ah, he's not there
I've dodged a bullet
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>>27345150
>>27345177
that wasnt me. i said im not going to post anything about myself here
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>>27345173
You're the third reply, you couldn't possibly be him

SIIIIIIGH
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>>27344533
Honestly, it's really tough actually to articulate exactly what I mean. I've just tried really hard to befriend girls both on tumblr and reddit and it's never really worked out. I've always felt like I couldn't relate to them a whole lot and honestly, I fucking creep people out. I have flat out been told by girls that I'm creepy. I just want a fellow neet or at least just kind of shut-in-ish girl friend.

god holy shit I sound like a fucking asshole

>>27344527
I think you explained it kind of stupidly but you're not exactly wrong and this is a big source of anxiety to me. It's a constant worry to think about whether or not any of my interests or thoughts or opinions are real or if they're just something I do or say because I think it makes me more likeable. I constantly think about this many times a day. I have no real interest in any men at the moment but I still have this constant self-doubt where I just second guess every opinion or interest of mine and worry that it's not real and that it's just some part of me trying to appear interesting.

So, I don't know if it counts as non-casual to you, but I'm sure if I'm able to meet my own levels of non-casual-ness (except for when I have that anxiety) then I'm sure other girls are out there like that. I'd especially be interested in befriending girls with those same insecurities.

>>27344624
Don't worry, friend. It can't be helped. We'll get into something turn-based eventually so the ping won't matter.
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>>27345194
I never said I was him
Just that I'd be you bf
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>>27345142
if youre cute

>>27345143
I like neet virgin boys who are innocent and vanilla because I want to corrupt them. Bonus points if you're depressed and very shy.

>>27345161
I say old because it seems the cute virgin neets I find that talk to me always end up being like 18/19/20
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>>27339979
I can tell from your Original Post that it's definitely the "boys" fault and there is no responsibility on your part for the outcomes of the aforementioned situations.

>I made that up to protect you from yourself because I'm an intelligent man who realizes this is how to women.
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>>27345202
I'm a virgin NEET and very depressed and shy. Not so sure about vanilla.
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>>27345202
>if youre cute
post contact info if you want to find out
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Hello any sexy girl from r9k wanna show me her vaguna being attacked by crazy dildo much appreciated take care my lovely loves
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>>27345190
After the state of this thread I'd rather you not be him
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>>27345202
>if youre cute

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

gl hf roaster
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>>27345226
you'd rather me not be him regardless. do it anyway so that we find out. just link him a song or some shit
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>>27343708

You can actually get blue eyes without any risk of loss of eye sight. Simple as laser eye surgery and costs about the same. Just google it and I'm sure you'll find it.
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Are you a post operation trap?
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>>27343964
>>27344579
bumping this shit again, this is my last resort tonight

>tfw no bpd fembot gf to fall asleep with on call and watch obscure anime and share depressive feels with
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>>27345199
>Aikoposting
I just want to let you know that I want to date you and will start actively and assertively pursuing you romantically because you are a wonderful human being who deserves happiness.
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>>27339979
why dont you jus tbuy a cheese burger instead and just shove that up your cunt you filthy mutt
fucking retarded bitch faggot eating bigmac slut
eat cock and shit on a dick you hairy mole of a slut
you sick of getting fucked? well go and get fucked cause no one gives a fuck but your chad fucking dream boys you shit eating little bitch
youd eat chads shit wouldnt you
we all know you would
youd do anything for masterchad
king of bitches and pussy
go shove a big mac in your pussy and dont forget to tell yourself how insignificant and unpretty you are to all your beta fucking loser male followers.

bitch.
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tfw no neet robot gf to humiliate and ignore
I just want to be a arrogant dick and make you feel bad.
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>>27345199
i have a female best friend that i play games with every day (dont starve and dota)

she's really nice and thoughtful and she has a bf so she doesnt care about being more appealing or anything

i think she also has this self doubt thing that you're talking about so maybe you two can relate

lmk if you're interested, we're both in a very small tight knit skype group and we play games together every day
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>>27339979
So thankful I have a hot normie gf
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>completely tired of women and their games
>bought a dragon dildo
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>tfw racist and like to make fun of people occassionally, even my own kind
>also like to gravitate towards activities that have violence because it seems neat
>no one likes racist girls
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>>27345416
racist grillz are pretty qt imho
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>>27345416
I like a racist girl so long as her racism stems from passion and love for the white race and a desire to realise a future for white children.
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>>27345416
>LE RACIS 4CHINZ GRILL XD
>PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION /R9K/
I know the /pol/ fags are too stupid to see through it though
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>>27345249
Ok, I'll send him a snap or something
But I think I know by now it's not him

Good talk Anon
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OP post operation vagina
mless 3BC45BD
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>>27345434
>>27345435
im not actually white, but im light skinned spic. feels bad.

>>27345470
nigga pls
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>>27345515
You have to go back.

1//
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>>27343708
That thumbnail pissed me off so much I'm going to post the right one. You had one job anon, one job...
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any fembots have retardedly tight vaginas like where anything inserted is painful?

mine is
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>>27340075
this nigger gets it totally tbqh f a m
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>>27345635

You have the female version of male phimosis known as vaginismus. Go see a doctor and let him fist ya a bit. Should fix it.
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>>27345608
my dick would blast thick waves of cream the instant I nail that ass meat
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>>27345599
i an actually a us born citizen but i can tell the rest of my shitty people to leave
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>>27345747
>anchor baby
You seem to be misunderstanding me. You have to go back.
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>tfw rewatching favorite anime to gather a plethora of reaction images

I am successfully distracted from the horrors of waking life!!
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> be friends with Chad
> Chad starts sweet talking some poo in loo bitch
> Chad fucks her
> Turns out she's engaged to pajeet
> mfw some ugly poo in loo bitch can score two guys and I still have ZERO mentally damanged bfs
Why are women such trash?
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>>27339979
Dildos won't give you herpes/aids/gonorrhea/clamydia/syphillis/a kid/feels

get the dildo. a high quality one.More than one.
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I bet it's the same Damn chick that makes this thread every single day
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>>27344488
Are you from Australia? fkoffrobot
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>tfw want attention

hi :3c
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>tfw all the females you talk to eventually ignore you
>tfw reached out to like 4 fembots and got ignored by all of them

i didn't say anything offensive i guess i was just too boring/shit
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>>27344527
>it is the social interaction/possible attraction of a chad in that area

There is no social interaction for me. Only games
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>>27339979
That's fine take yourself off the market for the greater good of men.
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>>27345915
what did you talk about with those fembots?
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>>27345915
same, i cant ever be exicing enough to fembots, they just keep looking for better and better guys here in r9k, they are taking advantage of our security to find the best posible guy here, who will never leave them because they are so insecure they believe that fembot is their only hope.
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>>27345322
Sorry, friend. It wouldn't work out.

>>27345363
I am interested! I don't play dota but I do have Don't Starve and a whole bunch of other co-op games. I am from Australia though so ping might be a big deal.

>>27345873
Yup!
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>>27345987
got a skype/email?
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>>27345987
Do you liketo play DST with mods?
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>>27345820
Date me.

Blockity bloo.
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>>27345987
if your name is not the German equivalent of Sophia, provide a throw away email. I could introduce you to somebody who you might like.
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>>27345987
>Sorry, friend. It wouldn't work out.
What part of assertively pursue you makes you think I would give up so easily? I will make it work. I live in New Zealand so it'll be easy for me to come visit.
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>>27345946
talked about what they were up to/what they did, answered questions about interests if I was asked (but mostly did the asking), had some small discussions about music/videogames/whatever

it just felt like i couldn't open up further lines of discussions and i just felt like an ass trying to say random stuff about myself without really being prompted or even hinted at. even after exchanging some questions it didn't really go any further and it devolved into few word responses that i felt like i couldn't leverage to even make conversation. and when it gets to that point i either give up or she stops responding.

writing stuff down on text is pretty hard for me too, i prefer voice but not a lot of people are into that right when they meet someone which is fine

big gay blogpost
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You guys don't realize you're talking to a normie bitch. That's pathetic. She's playing you thirsty fucks like a fiddle.
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>>27346049
Watch this guy's posts to learn how to become a beta orbiter as efficiently as possible
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>>27346120
>anime posting on 4chan
>normie
pick one
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>>27343917
i have a few questions for the femanon;

how many loads have you swallowed?

how does it feel knowing that you will never be wealthy? whilst an ugly fuck (me) is gonna make his first million dollars before 25

Do you drink your anal creampies?
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>>27346186
She sent emails, but she never did anything beyond that... she is just an attention whore, move a long anon.
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>>27346049
I already have a partner, I'm not a fembot and I'm just here to find a female friend. Sorry pal. Best of luck.

>>27346019
I haven't before, but would be interested.

>>27345994
Are you the person with the female friend and the skype group? I don't use skype at all, but my throwaway is [email protected]
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>>27345820
Are you a woman or a faggot?
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>>27340229
>this board's going to shit
It's always been like this. You're the one who just doesn't belong
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>>27339979
>Fembot
When will this meme end
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Everyone in this thread should be banned.
Go to /soc/ if you want to act like this.
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>>27340804
>being this new

It should be a crime to be knew famalam
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>>27345987
Oh, are you a girl in Australia?
Me too
But you're probably a fat neckbeard just pretending
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>>27348301
You up for some fuck? Newcastle here
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>>27348314
Not in NSW
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>>27348352
So if you were in NSW you'd let me fuck you?
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>>27348360
regardless of if I'm in NSW or not, I would not let you under any circumstances
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>>27348379
Women can be forever alone too guise!!!111!! XDDDDD
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>>27348396
I never stated that I was, I get plenty of attention

Why are you saying this?
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>>27348401
Shut up bitch, we're done here.
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>>27348401
he forgot that /r9k/ isn't just one person
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>>27348423
>I'm wrong, but let me insult them so I come across as the bigger guy. Boy, I sure do feel good about myself. Fuck women! Am I right?

>>27348426
Correct
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>>27348423
Not anyone in this thread but G E T O U T
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>>27348301
I'm not and I can very easily prove it. Feel free to shoot me an email on that throwaway if you're interested in being friends!
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>>27348023
>backseat modding
please stop embarrassing yourself
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>>27339979
same here, fellow fembot
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>tfw no mother figure growing up

It was just me, my sister, and my father
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>>27339979
>tfw completely tired of "talking vaginas" and their games
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>>27349000
you can't be tired of something you've never seen in real life
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>>27339979
>Implying you don't already have a dildo
Fucking whore.
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>>27349017
looks like this aspie didnt get the memo..
oh well..
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>>27339979
If you give me your kik via yik yak I promise to viddy you real horrorshow
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>>27349034
what's the memo?
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How do I make fembot friends
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>>27341401
But I don't want them to fuck me
I want to buy a Swiss farm and get married and cuddle
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>>27349248
you're the type of girl who wants a guy to be with her all the time and have deep emotional bond, but then goes out to satisfy her sexual desires with some other man because you can never have sex with the one you love, but thats just an excuse.
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Good to hear there are single fembots here, so I know no decent man will waste his time for your stupid shit.
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>>27345199
Please be my female best friend
I've never had one before
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>>27349538
Fembots will never reply to friendship requests. They just want attention.

This whole thread is bait, and every person that commented here is a faggot, and should know better than to be an idiot just to entertain asshole femanons.

>PIC VERY FUCKING RELATED
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>>27349296
I don't like sex very much. It's gross and undignified
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>>27349626
I don't know why mods doesn't delete these threads, when they should on /soc/ as they are attetion seeking whores.
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>>27349222
Can I be the Friend?

trips checked
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>male friends
>female friends
>picture trading
>possible relationship

[email protected]
Please help.
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>>27349848
You should fuck off to
>>>/soc/
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>>27349848
>posting on 8ch's /feet/

n-no thanks
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>>27349876
it says gmail right there u fucking idiot

>being this thirsty
>implying that's a female
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>>27349921
I just meant that sending an email is really a chore and seems too formal. just wanted to clarify.
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I just wanna have a girl play games with me
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Gonna infiltrate a femanon skype group

I'll return with logs in 3 weeks, lads
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>tfw met bf on /r9k/ 4 months ago
>tfw live two hours away but see eachother every other weekend

I'm moving in with him April 30th or May 1st, it feels fucking great.

Dating a robot was probably my best decision ever, I have never felt this loved and have never loved someone this much in my life.
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>>27349965
i briefly and accidentally had that. it was pleasant, would recommend
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>>27339979
In short you had so much cock that you are now bored of the most pleasurable thing offered to humanity. Congratulations.
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>>27344488
i-i'd really like that
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>>27350004
Can you tell me why I wanna know
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>>27350115
she had a nice voice and wasn't as autistically damning of others' in-game mistakes while refusing to acknowledge her own as the others i had been playing with

she ultimately stopped playing with me because i wouldn't orbit her though
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>>27350208
That doesn't sound that bad but then again I don't know
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>>27349848
This is why these kinds of threads should be deleted immediately.

>omg femanon here i'm so lonely nobody likes me
>i like you, i'll be your friend
>no reply

>i'm an anon and i have no human contact
>i'll be your friend
>no reply
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>>27350208
That's why you play with NICE girls, and not "gamur gurlz" like in pic related.
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>>27350695
>that reddit alien in the background

kek'd
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>get a normie bf from /r9k/
>he had tons of relationships and had sex already
>don't know why he is even interested in a boring, ugly virgin girl who posts feels on /r9k/
He's probably just pretending to like me, right?
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>>27351226
Stop being an attention whore.
Stop being an idiot who doubts themselves
>implying you're female

Here's your (You), now get the fuck out.
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>>27340041
It's people like you that feed these whores attention and ruin the whole "dating system" to be completely fucking onesided
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>>27351226
>virgin
Answered your own question.
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