>phone vibrates for the first time in a long time
>maybe it's one of my 2 "friends" (acquaintances) from school checking up on me during the march break!
>it's just my mobile carrier telling me to pay up
>tfw my phone vibration is the only thing that has made my heart race in monthsno i don't masturbate and haven't in years
>>27339922
>no i don't masturbate and haven't in years
Why the fuck not?
>>27339922
no one cares go make an online dating profile you get to pick any male on the site to mate with stop whining cunt
>tfw your chadfu doesn't text back anymore and probably doesn't like you anymore
WHAT DID I DO
>>27340015
He found someone hotter
>>27339977
the last time i did it my mom caught me and was the most furious and mad i've ever seen her in my life including my life up to now
she scolded and beat me all over and told me that real women do not do that because it's shameful and told me i'd end up a loser (well...) and a number of other reasons i can't remember(at that time i didn't understand that i was masturbating but eventually i fit the puzzle).
ever since, i just feel it's wrong and shameful and i have the occasional flashback, i don't know..
>>27340287
Then m'lady, I bequeath thee to use my noble finger to fingerfuck thy self.
>>27340287
>ever since, i just feel it's wrong and shameful and i have the occasional flashback, i don't know..
Do you never get horny?
>>27340287
Dang, sucks that that happened. I think you're missing out though. For guys it helps alot with feeling lonely.
>>27340379
>For guys it helps alot with feeling lonely.
For like a few minutes.
I rather do something productive then feel that feel that I always feel when feeling that feel.
>>27339922
> want to create lewd yaoi based off qt skinny guys I see around at school
> feel desperate but you don't have any other way to see cute guys nekkid
> realize you'll never see your oneitis spread eagle on your bed
> get sad
>>27340424
I-I'm skinny
>>27340519
> pasty
> blue or hazel eyed
> no 4chan face
pick the first two
>>27339922
Who cares. You have got triple doubles.
>>27340424
Did you really need to post this twice?
>tfw as a male reeee
>I'll never be able to tell a random woman I'm lonely
>she'll never pity me and cuddle
>I'm destined to a life of solitude
>fem anon you can escape this life, do it for all of us who cant.
>>27340568
Yeah. I feel really passionate about it.
>>27340405
Well, too be fair, we need that gunk out of our bodies, or else we get mad bitchy.
Semen retention syndrome ain't nothing to fuck with.
>>27340554
>>27339922
Fucked around an got a triple double!
>tfw no fembots live in my normie city
Oh look, another thread made by the eternal vaginal jew.
It sure interesting to read about how chad won't fuck you, cunts.
>>27340287
are you Mexican? that sounds like something my friends mom did to her. luckily for her she was cute so she ended up getting a boyfriend
>>27340817
cheesy
originally cheesy
>>27340858
baby rapist. sick cunt
i'll call you op
as long as you don't mind that it'll be at strange hours and full of stuttering and unpleasant silences
>>27340858
MOOOOOOOOODS
SUMMONING HIROSHIMA
It was only a matter of time before a robot decided to nuke these shitty threads with cheese pizza to be honest. Well, he didn't last long.
I'm just here to post this image and tell you this: GET THE FUCK OUT WOMEN CAN NEVER BE LONELY
>>27341106
Hopefully that nigga is banned. Let's get this thread deleted since it went off the rails.
>everyone tells you deserve better but no one is willing to give it to you
Maybe you, I don't know, don't deserve better and people are just being nice?
>>27341245
This
GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27341245
FUCKING /THREAD. I'M RAGINGG RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DIE EHFUEIDEIDEIDEIDEIDEIDEIDEDIEIDEIDEIEDIEDIEIDEIEIDIDIIDEIEDIDEIDEIDIEIDEIDEIDIIDEIDEIDEIDEIIDEIDDEIDEIDEIEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw only get hit on by 6'4 and below manlets
>>27341294
no I'm staying here
>>27341245
This is so real. Everytime I try to get close to a girl they call me ugly and to fuck off and I just wanted to be there friend. Why do ugly girls expect a chad?
>>27341425
Feminism has told them that no matter what, they are perfect 10/10s, and has glorified hypergamy, making it even worse.
>>27341425
I think it really all depends on the girl. The 400lb landwhale who looks ugly as sin gets told they're beautiful so ther ego gets fed. All those Disney princess movies tell them that "Prince Charming will come to sweep you off your feet" add into it so they have princess syndrome and would refuse to settle for anyone but a prince. My sister is one of those types.
>>27341285
More likely people DO give it to them, but they reject it.
Daily reminders back by popular demand
>>27341556
Hello eric how are you? Tell your sister I say hello.
>>27341620
roll
This is now a roll thread, since fucking females
>>27341620
What's the point of the rest of the chart when Vera is objectively the only good result?
>>27341633
Who the hell is Eric
>>27341620theres a really cute filipina girl in my health class and i think shes interested in me, i might make it out guys
>>27341620
>Chad has no downsides
IMBA desu senpai
>>27341620
Rolling for Naoko, Sarah, and Yoshiko
>>27341620
>based sarah over the version with the extra feminist
thank god
>>27341688
sounds like you would eventually get cuked with vera
>>27341620
rolling
>>27341620
holy fuck, sarah is the only decent one
has any fembot ever used her phone as a vibrator?
>>27341688
>>27341772
>not wanting the consenting sex slave
even if it's not your first choice saying it's not a positive result is pretty dumb
>>27339922
>mfw single and lonely
>nobody to blame but myself for being so picky
>1,800+ matches on okcupid
>inboxes overflowing on other dating websites
>so many messages that I can't keep up and respond to 90% of them
>met up with only 11 for failed first dates
>only been doing online dating for 8 months
>coworkers wanted to date me
It's literally impossible to be single, but I just can't lower my criteria or find someone compatible. No I'm not looking for hot rich chads because I have denied a few of them.
>>27341772
>getting Laura
>complaining
Very jealous tb.h,
>hug her until sleep
>dry her tears
>make her nice breakfast
>take a walk in the park with her
>night comes, you take a comfy sheet and wrap yourselves around gazing the stars
tfw your life is shit and will never accomplish dreams
>>27341620
Lets try this pie
>guys always ask why so many fembits masturbate
It's mechanically harder but really it's just depression.
How can guys even get in the mood when your lives are shit?
>>27341620
rolling bloxbloxbloxblxobobobcc
>>27341620
rolling in the menes : DDD
>>27342056
i always pity shits like you.
>>27342056
>No I'm not looking for hot rich chads because I have denied a few of them.
Once you lose your looks you'll 'settle' for one instantly. You're only holding out so you can boost your ego by telling people how chads weren't good enough for you.
>>27340287
Honestly your mom made me more attracted to you by preventing you from becoming a degenerate slut.
>>27341620
Please come to me, Naoko.
>>27342415
Maybe her inability to take care of her sex drive herself actually made her more of a degenerate slut.
>tfw you found another fembot who was more pathetic than you
i'm not proud of saying that but i felt comfort at the time knowing I wasn't THAT much of a pathetic girl but now i feel bad
i guess this is what i get for being i
>>27342713
Tell us about that fembot. What was she like?
>>27340287
>I get flashbacks because my parents were mean once.
...
>>27341620
I need a girl
>>27341620
RollllllllllIIIIIllllllling
>>27342415
Fuck off white Knight go play on reddit
>>27341620
Hdhdhdhdhhdfvb
>>27340287
Jesus fuck. I hope you're able to overcome your shame and redeem your sexuality. That is brutal.
>>27340424
If Southpark has taught me anything, it's that you can draw two boys engaged in a yaoi encounter and they will then have to be gay. But only if you're Asian.
>>27342121
>mechanically harder
>rubbing yourself over your pants vs rubbing yourself over your pants
At least try to be realistic with your trolling.
>>27341620
91-95 getarookookookatchoo
>make robot/cyborg threads
>only 10 replies
>fembot makes a thread
>250+replies
>>27343850
I've never been able to cum from that
>>27343930
Maybe they'll last longer if you try actually conversing, like females do.
>>27342121
They do? Kinda seems like an obvious answer to me: feels good man.
>>27343930
99% of the replies are from desperate beta orbiters, trannies and queers pretending to be men
>>27343988
The trick is pressure and indirect stimulation through muscle movement than tactile sensation.
>>27339922
NO NO FUCK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNTS!
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WLECOME HERE. THERE ARE AT LEAST 4 GODDAMN FEMALE THREADS ON THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE.
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL ATTENTION SEEKING SLUTS THAT /SOC/ REJECTED.
YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT! YOU NEVER WILL BE! WE HATE YOU!
>>27343994
>Implying the females who start the treads actually want/do converse
rightio slut, gtfo.
I dont believe male on female rape should be illegal. Women orgasm during rape, have rape fantasies, apes breed this way. Women walk around walking next to nothing these days because they want dick so whats the problem with giving it to them?
White women refuse to breed with anything thats not a 10/10 and as a result birth rates are declining. It should almost be a mandatory duty for a women to give up her pussy for a man. We deserve it after all.
>>27340287
>>27340607
You gotta do it in 7-10 day cycles, the nofap. It's fucking great. I mean it's maddening but it's like you're possessed by this demon and you have unrelenting energy. If you go for months on months, supposidly the urges start to die put 7-10 cycles drive you so mad, you start being productive.
>>27344175
>he thinks females start the threads
>>27340287
>me that real women do not do that because it's shameful and told me i'd end up a loser
She was right.
>>27344234
>bunch of buillshit about nofap
>nofap
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>>27340287
Your mom is a narcissist.
>>27341620
Give me Chad and Vera. C'mon.
>>27340287
are you a girl?
on my r9k!?!?
OP, IF YOU ARE NOT A BAIT
SCHLICK RIGHT NOW, DO IT
>>27341688
Silly Anon, that's not how you spell Laura.
>>27344218
I'm pretty sure the science present in NoFap does not apply to women. They don't experience pleasure visually as much.
>>27341620
Rolol
Original desu
>>27341620
Shsvkshatsba
>>27341620
ROLLL OUT
