>tfw not attractive or charming enough to be a cute girl's primary beta orbiter
>tfw I will always be the tertiary, or at best, the secondary beta orbiter
It seems like no matter how many gifts I buy for her amazon gift list, I inevitably just get one-upped by some beta-chad who got her something she didn't even have on the list but that he knew she secretly wanted because they already spend so much time together. He's practically approaching bf levels of closeness, I can't handle this, shit's not fair.
>>27339490
I know this feel too much
I used to be a beta orbiter, now I've taken an alternate route of not giving women any attention, until recently, now im in your situation
I was a primary beta orbiter for a while before I gave up.
Just remember, there's always a bigger Chad.
You having a laugh, m8's?
>there is now competition even for orbiting
My god. The male SMV just keeps plummeting. What are you betas doing increasing supply that hard?
I'm 99% convinced everybody here who claims to be a beta orbiter on buying her stuff levels is just a troll.
I'm a beta shit myself and I refuse to believe somebody is that pathetic so buy girls things off their amazon gift lists in return for nothing
>>27339490
lucky mf
>tfw u dont even have a chick that will even talk to you
>>27339908
>in return for nothing
You get affection in return. You should try it some time, it's almost like having a girlfriend. You don't get sex, but you do get to experience a girl being nice to you and giving you positive emotional feedback.
>>27339490
>would rather orbit a cute girl than be in a loving mutually beneficial relationship with a girl in his own league
Men are so hypergamous it isnt even funny anymore
>>27339908
It's real. I'm gonna buy books of these 2 wish lists. I've already bought something for Erica and Eliza. I'm a wishlist Chad - gift pumped and dumped.
>>27339944
>a girl in his own league
>implying
My league has no girls in it anon. Even down syndrome girls and burn victims would not want to date me.
>>27339941
>>27339950
It's always those responses with the shitposting aura
>>27339978
>so hypergamous that ugly girls don't even exist to you
kek
Girl added me on gamecenter for iPhone. Sends me different challenges for random iPhone games so she can earn prizes like gems or gold or someshit.
Do the challenges as fast as I can do she can get her rewards. Do it cuz haven't had even the slightest female contact in over 3 years.
Doesn't send my challenges anymore.
>Did she dump me?
>>27339490
women just have problems bro, don't sweat it
>third week back to school, still don't really know anyone yet
>cute girl sitting next to me on her iPhone
>she turns to me and asks if i can beat this level in Angry Birds
>i can't beat it ;_;
>talk for a bit, made her laugh, ask her if she wants to hang out at lunch
>she says "okay" rather positively
>skip next class and head to the store to buy a new calculator
>see an Angry Bird plushie
>buy it
>give it to her when i see her at lunch
>she says "thanks" in a really weird and distracted tone
>tell her she smells good
>she doesn't hear me
>tell her again, a little louder (almost yelling at this point)
>she half smiles
>whatever
>buy her lunch and eat together but she hardly speaks to me
>she's texting on her phone while i am trying to talk to her
>tell her she has beautiful eyes but again she doesn't hear me and i don't bother repeating it
>slide off my sandal and attempt to play footsie with her but i don't think she felt it
>finish lunch, offer to walk her to her next class
>she says no, she's "in a hurry"
>runs to class without saying goodbye
>tfw not even possible to make female friends
living is suffering
>>27340054
>tell her she smells good
i hope this is pasta baka
>>27339490
>couple weeks before Valentine's Day a few years ago
>thinking about oneitis again, see a giant teddy bear at store
>want to buy it for her
>200 buckaroos I mean the fucker was huge
>I can't do that. I'll just get her something smaller and more personal.
>Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia just came out
>buy it for her, since she's a Legend of Zelda fan
>the day before Valentine's Day
>right on the inside of the cover "To [oneitis], the greatest adventurer I've ever known."
>march up to her while she's alone and hand it to her
>her eyes light up and she gasps
>"Oh my GOODDD!"
>she smiles her perfect smile and looks at me with her emerald eyes
>hugs me tightly, her body warm, her breasts smothered against my chest
>"[Anon] you're the BEST"
>two days later
>she posts on Facebook a picture of her with a giant teddy bear
>'Thank you [Chad]! You're the best! <3'
>punch my monitor
>never do anything for anyone ever again>fast forward to today
>still alone
>spent an hour or so at the river smoking, watching the boats and seagulls go by
>wind is blowing so hard I just close my eyes and imagine myself flying away
>see a bald eagle flying overhead
>>27341235
the last story sounded like a beautiful, melancholic and dreamy situation though. Good-ish feel?
>>27341352
So good. My heart fluttered and I almost teared up, as gay as that sounds.
