ahoy lads!
already went through 2/3 of bottle this evening, watching movies, not even feeling drunk yet.
what you be drinking lads?
>>27338808
if that doesn't get you drunk, then you have a problem and a big tolerance or you started drinking on a full as fuck stomach
all i need is a pint bottle, usually don't even drink at all. and i weigh 195lbs. i dont drink to get drunk much though
Sounds comfy. Itll be whiskey tonight for me.
>>27338841
same bro
a pint of any liquor, rum vodka whatever, will have me under the table and possibly vomiting
>>27338841
yeah i pigged out on bunch of junk food earlier... did i just waste muh precious vodka? feelsbadman :(
>>27338873
>vomiting
kek
it doesnt get me that far. pretty much just body feels relaxed, "buzzing", much more talkative, a bit of slurring but not much. maybe a typo here and there.
the thing i like best about it is i always have something to say when i drink. normally i'm empty in my head. it sucks its so bad for you, otherwise i'd be drinking that shit erryday. i only get drunk once a month. a few times a week i'll have a light beer 16oz draft, or one mixed drink of whiskey and diet coke, but thats pretty much nothing for my weight
im almost 19, trying to improve myself physically with lifting but drugs and alcohol improve me socially. those 2 things go up against eachother at every turn.
>>27338955
well I only vomit if I eat too much
>>27338808
What movies?
>>27339034
currently its pirates of teh carribean dead mans chest
>>27339064
That's a good one. I'm about to start the revenant.
try for the 1% OP
>>27339193
>70 drinks a week
I am the liquor Rick
>>27339222
The belly.
>>27339282
>drinking beer
fuck off matey
we be pirates here aaarrrrhhhhhgg
*exclamatory finger up* umm... I don't drink.
>>27339301
faggot pussy
>>27339378
Don't you have an AA meeting to get to or something?
>>27339301
>*exclamatory finger up*
Get the fuck out of here reddit
>>27339443
I like it here though, I think I'mma stay.
>>27339193
>tfw you used to drink 70-100 drinks per week at your worst
I also have no friends or gf. I bet it would look really depressing to an objective observer but it didn't seem so bad at the time.
I'm down to the 9th decile now. I'm a lot healthier.
>>27339477
it really takes a lot of effort to stay drunk most of your waking hours.
>>27339412
fuck off matey, you fuckin loser vagina pussy fag hahahahaah
oh fuck i think i'm passing out....see u tomorrow mates arrrhhh ..............
>>27339589
>passing out
>still able to type legibly
either bullshit, or a lightweight buster
>>27339635
10 more min and i'm done aint stopping drinkiing et fag, 10 more min and im out that a warning fuck off bye fag ytoooooooo hahah
Cocaine and beer. Fuck i want to do more but work is gonna suck tomorrow.
>>27339650
what i wont im sorry im sorry im sorry okay Oksay OkAy ims orry FUK im sory due hard enmey bvattle
Pint of carling and finishing off half a bottle of vodka. Juss chillin. Finishing off whatever's in the house really.
>>27339672
what a fuckin idiot what a loser hahah fickion neet master race fag :DDDDDDD
fuck im crying im fuking crying fuck matey fuck satan just give up its all piontless why fught?? whay man why? just let it end already
>>27339828
Well, you know what they say
First the man takes the drink, then the drink takes the man.
>>27339929
fuck off mate vodka is libererator freedom yeah youre a faggot vagijna haha loser
>>27340070
Come on man, pass out already jeeze, it's been over 10 minutes you lyin bro
>>27339768
I either gotta wageslave or be homeless. one is worse than the other. Why else would I be fucked up on a tuesday? I don't qualify for NEETBUX
