>on a date at applebees
>first date ever, set up by my parents
>daughter of dads coworker
>girl is solid 8/10
>she orders steak and i get tendies
>quiet and awkward with nothing im common
>she asks me what im drawing
>spill my spaghetti and tell her its a frog
>shes been silently staring at her phone since
kill me now brothers
>>27337958
from the thumbnail it looks like the dress designer of animal crossing new leaf
Ask her what makes her horny.
Seriously you have nothing to lose so you might as well try for the hole.
she keeps ordering drinks and im paying
>>27338035
what if she tells her dad and her dad tells my dad? id rather die desu famalam
Dude what the fuck are you doing get off your phone you goddamned retard
>>27337958
You should hit her
>>27338101
this date is already fucking over it doesnt matter
Get off your phone you autistic fuck. Start smiling and be positive, people react well to that. Ask about her, let her talk about herself. Tell interesting stories. Be nice to the staff. Next time don't go to fucking applebees
>>27338067
This is pretty awesome if real.
Just keep putting out beta bucks until she's ready to fux.
Is this an r9k habbbabnin?
Quick tell her you were just nervous because you didn't want to say the wrong thing then ask her about her cat or something.
Put the phone down and do it now...
>>27338067
if you haven't said you're paying yet, ask for two checks
trust me I'm a psych trainee
Go to the bathroom, then dash out on her ass.
>>27337985
that's what i thought as well, nice to see another new leaf fan
>>27337958
op, you already fucked it up, might as well leave
>>27337958
but seriously here's what you do
look at her posture, sit in her posture, you can ask her things like:
"Do you feel kind of off? It's sort of weird that our parents had us come to dinner."
acknowledging the feeling will end it being unspoken and you might be able to talk
be genuinely curious about her, ask her what kind of music she likes, what sort of things she is into that most people aren't into
you can do it brobot
>>27338123
So get the bill and leave dude.
The last time I went on a shitty date right after we ordered she wants to start talking about her 27 year old lawyer boyfriend. I ate my entire plate of food in literally like 2 minutes hoping she would get the message and then I asked for the bill and fucking got up left and never saw her again...
Actually now that I'm typing this out it doesn't matter just fuck around with her I guess.
Ask if she've ever taken 8" before (and if not, ask if she wants to). DO IT OP
OP here. cant split the check, she already asked if i was paying. thanks for the tips, bros. shes going to school for nursing and she does have a cat. shes getting nicer the more she drinks.
>>27338235
Not OP.
I'm a 27 year old lawyer. What's the girl's name?
>>27338259
Looks like you're getting laid tonight if she keeps up the drinking.
>Buy her Alcohol, and lots of it.
>Also buy yourself more alcohol
> DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
>fall intostupoor
>fall into be
>fall into her pussy
>Extra points if pregnancy
>you now a normie with wife and children
>DO IT
Op you should have got the yummy Mac and cheese with tendies in it
Mobile sucks so i cant reply to everyone but thanks for the tips guys. She left to go to the restroom, maybe all drinks? she asked what i was doing and i told her im on normiebook and she said it was cool. i dont actually have a facebook though.
>>27338412
ha, got exactly that. she made fun of me but now shes stealing mac n cheese from my plate.
create a present for her
>>27338170
i think this is good advice op. the fact that she left to go to the washroom gives you a good opportunity to follow this. if she doesn't come back then too bad i guess
>>27337958
why would you be drawing on a date?
she came back from the bathroom. the waitress gave us boxes to go. shes finishing her drink and im about to ask her to come back to my place to play vidya. wish me luck, robots.
>>27338596
get off your fucking phone
>>27338596
Are you by chance wearing autism shoes?
If she says yes and actually goes to your house, then shes expecting you to make a move when you get there. Not immediately though. But don't be a pussyYou can do it OP!
>>27338596
This is painful. Get off your phone fag.
Seriously lol what are you doing. Shea been on her phone the whole time???
Talk to her and flirt. Make some comment lkke
"omg we are such dorks on our phones the whole time"
Gauge her response make eye contact and hope she's drunk enough and you're handsome enogub
>>27337958
Simple: when they bring the check, get up and say you're going to the bathroom. Then, walk out and drive away. This is very easy, anon-kun, haven't you always wanted free Applebee's?
>>27337958
t-this thread isn't real right?
>>27338596
>my place
You're a grown up?
>>27338596
you'd better fucking do it op
Hez not gonna make it.
>>27338759
Agreed, look at him, he's sweatin
>>27338596
provide us with an update on what she says pl0x
>>27338067
And your parents forced you?
I'd walk the fuck out.
>>27338936
You sound classy anon.
BROS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHE CAME HOME WITH ME i didnt expect it all and my apartment is a fucking mess. pic from around the corner, told her i had to pee. shes sitting there quietly but she said she thinks my cat is cute.
Ohhhh shit its a
>>27338981
im not buying this thread anymore tbqh..
>>27338981
Ask her to fuck, if yes, great. If not, play vidya or watch tv or whatever you would normally do.
Tis a fake
>>27338981
she dressed up for you. now walk in there naked.
>>27337958
Just pay for a prostitute you fucking moron. It will be cheaper and you are guaranteed to have sex. You also don't have to put up with the cunt.
Why the fuck would anyone want to be in a relationship with a woman these days? Are you fucking stupid?
Seriously tho, bathroom try clean fast, water offer now.
If you have alcohol just be polite and try to force.
Ask her if there's something on that she might want to watch, or if anything just result to the cat nonsense.
I
Want
To
Believe!
So make it good
>>27338981
FUCKING NAME
>>27338981
You need to be direct with girls. Strip down in nothing but a towel wrapped around the waist and walk up to her.
op is a normie masquerading as a robot for internet points tb h
>>27339090
Neckbeard level 10!
She wouldnt have gone to your house unless she wanted to fuck
>>27337958
>itt a normie leads on a bunch of other normies while bragging.
>>27339150
>not posting the original
what are you doing there my familam
>>27339090
Who wants to fuck a girl that gets a load in her from 5 different dudes in a day over some random teen qt.
Dude I like to eat pussy and ass and kiss. You wanna eat a hookers nasty fucking ass and stale cum crested pussy?
>>27339166
Neckbeard level 6. Meh.
Get off r9k is what you do.
>>27338981
GO IN THERE AND GET THAT NUT
give us an update lad
>>27339546
this
im dying here senpai
>>27339583
She probably called the police
>>27339196
what's the difference
i hope op got off his phone
op if you're on your phone right now and aren't posting updates i fucking swear to god i'll call you a nigger on /r9k/ because there's nothing else i can do to you
Hahaha
Sorry guys, was just fucking with you. She's actually my gf.
Gonna go smash, later.
>>27337958
Fucking fuck that sounds awkward. You gotta make small talk and try to ease it into something deeper. Sitting on your phone is a disaster bro.
Kek. The r9k manboys are gonna be pissed.
>>27339028
Well same color blue on it looks like, but the lighting... :'(
f u c k i n g n a m e
first letter at least
>>27338067
>she keeps ordering drinks
That's a good sign. It's better than her just walking out or insulting you.
Baby steps
I wanted to believe but you shattered my dreams after all..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUXCrMM95SE
>>27337958
Your problem is that you took her to Applebee's of all places
>>27337958
>itt: op goes to dinner with his family, gets an idea for a thread idea and takes photos of his sister
ineed closure
please roanboat
Toasting an epic bread!! We did it twitter!
>>27337958
Tell here she is really pretty
Ask if you can hold her hand
Look her in they eyes
Lean in closely
Lower your voice
And whisper
"Would you like ride my 12 inches"?
Either you will score
Or your parents will never set you up again
If you score and she looks down when your in bed and mentions your a liar
Look her in the eyes and whisper,
"So, I guess I'll have to fuck you 3 times"
If she laughs, you win
If she slaps you and walks out of Shitbees, you also win
Nothing ventured nothing gained
And even you realize you have nothing to lose
Just fucking talk to her OP jesus how hard is it to make small talk?
>>27342832
you forget that most young adults dont have very good social skills nowadays.
