male red flags
>he uses the internet all day
>he has anxiety
>he torrents things
>he doesn't follow men's fashion
>he watches anime
>he plays video games
>he has no friends
>he stays inside most of the time
>he's alone most of the time
>he's a neet
>he lives with his parents
>he's overweight
>he's a skeleton
>he's under 5'10 barefoot
Only the last 5 don't apply to me
IF YOU ARE A GIRL IN 2016 RED FLAGS
>Overweight
OH NO, SHE IS CURVY. REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES. SKINNY BITCHES ARE ANOXREXIC AND GROSS.
>Ugly
WHO GIVES MEN THE RIGHT TO JUDGE WEATHER OR NOT A WOMEN CONSENTS TO MALE JUDGEMENT
>Has anxiety
OH SHE IS PMS'ing IT IS NOT HER FAULT! SHE HAS PROBLEMS! RESPECT HER FOR WHO SHE IS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE!!!!
>Lives with parents
SHE IS A QUEEN AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE CONTROLLED BY A FILTHY MAN!
Fuck most women. But I have a pretty nice one, so eh.
only 3 don't apply
Not skeleton
Don't torrent
Don't watch anime.
But yeah I wouldn't date myself
Roll for your jailfu, faggots.
only the last thing applies to me
He does that horrible virgin walk.
>>27337779
>implying this is bad for anyone 21 and under
21 though as soon as you can buy alcohol you're pretty much a man and shouldn't be acting like this.
>>27337929
Robloblox
>he uses the internet all day check
>he has anxiety check
>he torrents things check
>he doesn't follow men's fashion check
>he watches anime check
>he plays video games check
>he has no friends check
>he stays inside most of the time check
>he's alone most of the time check
>he's a neet check
>he lives with his parents check
>he's overweight check
>he's a skeleton x
>he's under 5'10 barefoot x
still got gf tho
check
check
Torrenting is for cheap bastards
I got a job that requires a certain style or lack of
anime is for cucks
is candy crush a video game?
check
check
check
I have a job/go to uni
check
check
not a mr. skelatal
over 6 3
>not skeleton or overweight
>everything else applies
damn feelsbad
>>27337976
You're lucky anon! Wilda is a qt
>>27337779
All these things apply to me except overweight and I just got a qt girlfriend try harder OP
>he uses the internet all day yes
>he has anxiety yes
>he torrents things no
>he doesn't follow men's fashion yes
>he watches anime yes
>he plays video games yes
>he has no friends yes
>he stays inside most of the time yes
>he's alone most of the time yes
>he's a neet no
>he lives with his parents yes
>he's overweight no
>he's a skeleton no
>he's under 5'10 barefoot yes
>>27337779
>he uses the internet all day
check
>he has anxiety
check
>he torrents things
check
>he doesn't follow men's fashion
check
>he watches anime
check
>he plays video games
check
>he has no friends
check
>he stays inside most of the time
check
>he's alone most of the time
check
>he's a neet
check
>he lives with his parents
check
>he's overweight
check
>he's a skeleton
nope
>he's under 5'10 barefoot
check
Where is my prize?I'll take that bullet to the dome, please.
>falling for this obvious bait
why are some people determined to indoctrinate robots with unrealistic expectations with their shitposting?
doesn't really sound fun for me
>he uses the internet all day
Yes
>he has anxiety
Yes
>he torrents things
Yes
>he doesn't follow men's fashion
Yes
>he watches anime
Not really. CB, SC, GitS all great though
>he plays video games
Yes
>he has no friends
Yes
>he stays inside most of the time
Yes
>he's alone most of the time
Yes
>he's a neet
Yes
>he lives with his parents
Yes
>he's overweight
Yes
>he's a skeleton
No..?
>he's under 5'10 barefoot
Maybe. 5'9 5'10? Haven't measured myself in a while
>>27337779
That's a pretty good list summary of this board. You should add things like that he has frog memes on his computer.
You should add
>IQ is >110
>has hobbies involving technology
>appreciates art
>has a mind of his own
>doesn't care if you disapprove of his hobbies
Otherwise good lists.
meh girls can seem pretty integrated but still be crazy bitches in intimate situations.
same for men. those redflags are aimed at robots as bait i get it. but i had most of those and scored a gf.
she were pretty crazy and gentle at the same time. not with her anymore. working on healing my wounds
>>27337779
i torrent things all the time for a group of 10 friends. 7 of them are women and i am sleeping with 4 of them
>>27337779
you forgot to add
>he makes bait threads on /r9k/
