Why arent you on Tinder yet robots?
Tinder general
Only ever matched with bots, that's why
>subjecting myself to an app which regularly implies I'm ugly and undesirable.
No.
>>27337690
Because I want a reserved girl who likes reading and has no friends. I don't want to get my dick sucked by some soulless whore from tinder.
>>27337690
Because I don't own a dslr camera.
>women can take ugly selfies distorted to fuck all with garbage filters at stupid angles while cropping out half their face and their guts
>men get swiped left for it
I don't feel like wasting my time creating staged photos that over exaggerate my lifestyle.
>>27337827
A woman can put a picture of a monkey on her profile and she'll still get swiped 2x times more than a 9/10 male
>>27337827
Use your FUCKING SMARTPHONE
>>27337690
the app is so bloated it no longer works with my phone. One of the few apps that doesn't
>>27337765
>not realizing that you will never truly e loved
>not filling your life with weights and sloots
>>27337765
Pretty much this. I'd rather meet a quiet qt at a library not some extroverted slut I have nothing in common with
>>27337690
TFW I met my GF of half a year on tinder
Its a good feel
Struggled to get matches, and I ones I did get I never messaged. Maybe I'll try again
Because even if I did just want to fuck some herpes riddled slut, I'd be left swiped by every woman on the site.
Tinder is basically the reject button for Robots, and I'd rather keep my illusion of dignity than be turned down by actual whores.
Should I fuck a fatty in her 30s that is in an open relationship?
I am getting a lot better with women but I only had sex once and I'm 21
Figure I should get some practice runs since women expect me to have experience
because my extremely low self esteem would get even lower
because i'm fucking ugly lol
and no, i'm not balding, i've just taken to shaving my head out of convenience. i'm 18 years old.
tfw oneitis with girl at work who has a bf, these matches are going to waste ugh
>>27337690
My phone isn't smart enough for it.
>>27338085
>get lip injections in bottom lip
>smile
>don't have a fucking dead glazed over expression in your eyes
almost there familia o
>match with girl who has the same name as me
pic related, let's see if this works
>>27338085
You're not ugly. Having hair would really help you out though, bald is not a good look for most guys, especially at 18. So grow it out, put a little effort into it.
It sounds dumb (because at the end of the day it is dumb) but doing just a little grooming and fine tuning will not only help your own self confidence a little, but it something girls like to see. Also you seem like the kind of guy that wears hoodies all day everyday, try working on your wardrobe too. Simple collared shirts like a polo or something would work well without requiring too much effort. The nice part about being a guy is any sort of morning ritual to get yourself ready takes like 15-20 minutes.
I would post a picture of myself but I really don't have any way to. Best of luck dude, and really work on your confidence. I wouldn't have wasted 5 minutes of my time typing all this out if you were actually ugly.
>>27338122
nothing short of a few grand can fix my shapeless potato nose, however
>>27338085
Hello agent 47.
>>27337690
I am on Tinder. I made one serious match but unmatched when I found out she was fat. Still feel kind of bad desu senpai.
>>27338197
That's cringey mate. Girls are pretty dumb if they fall for this.
>>27338085
>ugly
L M A O
M
A
O
You look fine you idiot.
Does Tinder work in eastern europe?
>>27338085
Damn, skinhead hotshotgg
>>27338285
I don't know about that.
Taking suggestions.
>>27337690
I got dates on tinder but they sucked because I'm not good at socializing and I'm a boring person. I'm just meant to be alone.
I can't be on Tinder. I'm not ever fucking joking.
I brought a gun to school once, to try to shoo off some bullies who were pestering the whole fucking year. It was unloaded, but after that the entire fucking town got notice of it.
I made a facebook last year and some people added me just to ask "hey man, aren't you that school shooter kid?".
Fuck.
>>27338197
you look like such a huge faggot typing all proper and shit, i used to do it all the time and it seems nice and all but there is just something about it that screams virgin faggot and girls can pick this up, stop that plz
>>27338373
Thanks, but I'm good. I do fairly well for myself with my faggoty ass typing. I'm not going to engender bad habits for tail.
How the fuck are some of you sitting on 300 matches?
>>27338489
im this guy>>27338085
and even when i was on there, before i had deleted my facebook and started shaving my head, the most matches i ever had at one time was like 20
>>27338344
have you ever done it yourself ?
There's no point because the system is completely rigged towards women. For every match a guy gets, a woman gets 20+, and on top of that, women barely have to put any effort into it at all, the man is the one expected to knock their socks off and be interesting. Mind you, she's talking to 5-10 guys at the same time as you.
The only winning move is not to play.
>>27338344
"I wouldn't say problem. Have you ever tried it? It's liberating!"
>>27338197
Dude if you say coitus you are a complete fagot who has been brain washed by the Big Bang theory.
>>27337765
if you find a chick like that she will be 3/10. But hey , at least she likes books! just like my animays
>>27338699
I haven't watched that show before. What are you talking about?
>>27337690
Because you need a facebook, and because I don't really want to be part of the Tinder community
I also would never get matches, if I had them they probably would never respond or message me and if they did and we meet up she will probably regret it in an instant of seeing me in person
I can't handle that shit, I single stupid mistake in a day can make me feel like shit for days, imagine what it would be to get rejected or humiliated, or worse which is being awkward
I don't have any flattering photos of myself that I feel represent my personality well
Just left my girlfriend of two years. Can someone explain tinder to me?
>>27338870
I feel the same way as far as her regretting it.
But you don't need a real Facebook
Just make one with your phone number and put 1 picture and your name age and location.
You can add the other pictures directly to tinder. You don't need a real Facebook account dude that's what keept me from trying it for so long, people said you need like 40 Facebook friends of something that's bullshit they changed it.
>>27338699
>>27338768
the nerds in the show use the word coitus exclusively instead of sex. the writes consider this to be humor.
Just fucked a teen from tinder lads; she had a tight non-roast hole and delicious flat chest.
>>27337690
OC inbound
>>27337690
OC 2 of 3 the trumpening
>>27338971
>flat chest
HAAA! GAAAAAAAYY!!
>>27337690
My profile pic has a puppy
>>27338085
dude ur entire face is like jake gyllenhall but ur eyes are like mondo wild
>>27339008
joke's on you, I'm a closeted pedo
I posted a picture myself shirtless and another of my motorcycle. When do I swim in women?
>>27337690
>tinder
>robot
pick one you fucking retard
Who here freaks out when they ask to meet up?
I just want my little self esteem boast
matched with a qt redhead but have no idea what to say?
what is a good idea for a date even? should I just get straight to asking if she wants to fucc?
>>27339108
what are you a chick? I always ask to meet up
>>27337690
I am, but i'm so picky I swipe left until it says "there is nobody new left in your area"
>>27339021
That fucking dog tech.
next level tech.
>>27339152
if you try to just fug someone you don't know, chances are you won't get hard
it's happened to me before. if i have a girlfriend its not an issue, but someone i dont know, dick just doesnt want to get hard for them if im not in just the right mood. and my flaccid penis is like 2.5-3.5 inches im not showing that shit to anyone
>>27339021
girls finally come up with their own meme, and all they could manage was "dogs".
>>27337690
I got it last night but nothing so far
>>27337951
How fat is fat?
If she's cute I guess.
>instant match my super like
>hasn't said shit to me
fucking why?
Do girls log out for several days at a time? I figure she would have deleted me after my four unanswered messages.
>>27339195
I have the same problem. It's so frustrating. Do you know if Viagra helps in this case?
Because it's full of catfishes
GJ senpai you actually got game
Let me tell you why tinder works and why you should use it.
Even if you are objectively a 5/10, there are specific members of the opposite sex that would rate you higher on an individual basis and want to date/fuck you. Eventually your 5/10 ass will come into contact with another 5/10, but you will both think each other is more like a 7 and want to go out.
Got a matches number. She seems interested and we've been texting the last couple days. Shes mormon though so i'm not exactly sure why shes talking to me and i'm not about ask.
Why aren't you guys using fake gps app and finding overseas waifus? Philippines is easy mode if you're white.
>>27339195
well what is a good idea for a date to get to know her?!
>>27339269
thats why you ask for a real phone number. if they don't give it to you then look onwards.
>>27339312
Because I'm a cuck that uses iOS :(
>>27339312
>philippines
because my dick doesn't stretch that far
>>27339220
I thought their first meme was "waste his time"
>>27339312
who the fuck wants a penpal
>>27337690
Because I can't imagine any person who uses Tinder is someone I want to interact with let alone be physically intimate with.
>>27337690
BECAUSE I DON'T GET ANY FUCKING MATCHES
>>27338085
You're actually handsome, you just look insane and probably scare women
>>27338373
No it doesn't you self conscious autist
>>27338197
Your comment made me laugh, nicely done Alex m8
>>27339312
me. am literally chad here
fucking CHAD HAS LIFE SO EASY OMG
>>27337690
>autistic with women
>can't flirt or charm
>not that attractive
It's the winning combo
>>27339801
what happened to getting kicked off of lift for a fire or whatever shit it was
What am I doing wrong guys,..... Never any matches..... ;_;
>>27339801
You're cute and have a fun quirky bio. Seem like a fun guy in your pics too
>>27338245
Underrated fucking post
Orginial comment5
>>27339863
Forever virgin I am, oh well.
>>27339801
Switch your 1st and 2nd pic
>be one of the world's first IVF-conceived people
>be basically an experiment. No one knew what changes when you artificially regulate egg production, freeze the eggs, then split them open and manually put sperm cells in there, then stick them in a woman
>my mom's body thought I was a girl, when I was actually male. have high estrogen, and thus I look like some half-woman, half-man freak. I'm well over 6' tall, and have a distinctively male face, but I look dreadful. I look like a bad trap
>out of hundreds of eggs and sperm cells, the two that ultimately made me were manually chosen because they seemed the most genetically strong
>I was a first-generation designer baby, and therefore shit
People say I am not ugly. And it's true. I just look deformed. Half of my facial features are Chad-tier. Chad eyes. Chad eyebrows. Chad forehead. Chad chin. But everything else looks like it just hasn't grown. I have no cheekbones. Zero jaw structure. Big potato nose. Bad hairline that makes me look like my head has grown and that my hairline hasn't gone with it.
I went on tinder, but I didn't get anywhere with my face.
I shouldn't have been born. I'm like some fucking Frankenstein's Monster
>>27337690
I installed tinder like two weeks ago, set one of my best pics as profile pic (on jewbook), and have only gotten two matches.
Also the fact that you have to sign up with jewbook bothers me a lot.
>>27338373
you're a fucking idiot hahahaha
>>27339834
Jesus have I been posting my profile for that long? People told me it seemed too try-hard.
what is a good first date for a girl you meet on tinder?
>>27339152
Carpet mach the pubes?
>>27340092
coffee, lunch, movie, or if you can actually hold a conversation a walk in a nice setting
>>27339801
You look much more handsome in your second pic.
Use that.
>>27339801
are you kidding me? you look like a natural Chad i bet you destroy the pussy im serious
>>27339976
truly, one of the most unknown feels to robot kind
>>27339976
I don't know what to say to convince you to post a picture of yourself. Help?
>>27339879
> he thinks your bio or seeming "fun" matters
oh my...
Because it's a sluthole?
>>27340106
what?
doesnt make any sense
>>27339976
Lets see. At least your 6ft.
>live in small town
>wanna put a fake age but if i do that people will know
>will probably end up with girls i work with seeing it
Thinking of making a fake underaged profile.
Any reasonable candidates to take pictures from? A guy like Lucky Blue Smith looks too much like a model, it can't be that obvious.
Okay, seriously, I just made a tinder at the start of this thread. I haven't had any fucking matches at all. Am I really so weird that I can't find some slut on tender to screw?... Need advice here, fellow virgans....
![Screenshot_2016-03-21-21-08-21[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W01jZ6B.jpg "Screenshot_2016-03-21-21-08-21[1].png")
>tfw you'll never marry vidya
>>27340289
Anybody who gets tinder matches is a normie who doesn't belong here
>>27340289
It takes time, unless you are a woman. If you just created you don't even have your ELO rating yet.
>>27340322
We all dont look like shrek mate.
>>27340322
>>27340334
I'm not even bad looking though.... It's frustrating...
This is my only Fb picture, because fuck Goybook.
Also, I've had lost of girls tell me I'm cute, they just say I'm really strange as well... 23 years old and STILL a virgan....
>>27339863
>>27340414
>>27339863
Oh yeah that's my only Facebook picture of myself... What am I doing wrong exactly?
>>27337690
because i'm ugly.
the thing about dating applications (based on data research) is it's highly aesthetically and socially driven.
on a point system the profiles that were in the top percentile and getting most responses dates, were always the men with the best aesthetics and careers.
so why would an ugly neet rationally decide it'd help me get a date?
>>27340443
>>27340414
first you start trying to talk like a human bean, then you stop memeing in your fucking pictures. Bitches are dumb. They're all about pictures. They don't give a shit about your description. Go steal a puppy and take pictures with it. Take pics of yourself on a motorbike that you see on the street somewhere. As long as you don't knock it over, no harm done.
>>27337765
Reserved girls who like reading are the sluttiest of sluts
>>27340482
I didn't meme in my picture though dude, that's ledgitmantly me.
Give me your best opening line and enjoy this OC
My experience with Tindr:
Swipe right every white grill
Swipe left every black grill
Super like every asian grill, there werent a whole lot, but when i found a second, i would stop and wait the next day so i can superlike again
No superlikes ever responded. Got a few matches with fatties and some couple really cute girls. Never bothered to message, cause i know they only swiped right because i had photos from when i traveled to see castles in germany and i dont even like to travel.
Got a different app, forgot the name, it has mostly asia cuties. Got fair amount of likes from bots and actually talked to real women, i think. Maybe they were agents who got paid to talk so i would buy stuff from app (after the trial you need to pay to see who liked you or subscription). It was really nice talking to them, but it was giving me false hope, because they were from philippines. They didnt even mind that i lived with parents at my age.
I think ill make a fake account on tindr (and facebook) and experiment with messages, after semester ends.
Tinder (for the most part) isn't useful to anyone who isn't already pulling pussy in real life.
It can work if you
>are attractive
>know how to spit game
>pay for tinder plus, swipe right on everyone, and get extremely lucky
i have a friend who has fucked 15+ girls from Tinder but the kicker is he gets tons of pussy from girls he meets in real life as well, i have swiped well over 2,000 people and while i've gotten a (decent) amount of matches (a lot of them being uggos and landwhales, mind you) and have tried to talk to ALL OF THEM, i have only gotten 2 phone numbers. and this is like 6 months worth of work. and these were girls that still wanted to be further courted before the possibility of sex, and ultimately bailed.
so, work on yourself, then go on tinder. a robot on an app is still a robot
31/m/wizard
Downloaded it on Saturday. Had to struggle to find 5 pictures of myself.
Honestly not expecting much. Most of the women on there I don't have much of an interest in.
![Screenshot_2016-03-14-03-33-57[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HVIzxPW.jpg "Screenshot_2016-03-14-03-33-57[1].png")
>>27340515
ebin my friend
>>27340523
lmao
>I'm a special snowflake!!!
>uhh ok so how does it work?
>SHITLORD
>>27337690
The competition is too high on where I live, I got some matches when I tried on my home town, but nothing came from it. Now I live on a place filled with dudes because its in a place with an engineering college and there are some robots, but also a lot of Chads. About 7-3 rate male to female. When I see all those robots with a lot of matches I cry, I know I'm a 5/10 at best, but no match in all 6 months? Fucking hell. You robots with a lot of matches, be happy you don't live where I live. Gosh.
>>27340573
Ok. Right, haha. Hahahaha.
>>27340532
ay you know what thay say mane
fake it till the drugs dont numb the pain and then kill yourself
>>27340523
theres no coming back from that you dumb fuck
>tfw 991 matches
1000 SOON
>>27340710
he did it for the keks, faggot
![Screenshot_2016-03-11-01-25-26[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ooub8Lg.png "Screenshot_2016-03-11-01-25-26[1].png")
>>27340710
>implying anyone sane would want to proceed with that mental wreck anyway
>>27339642
Trust me, getting matches isnt even half the battle. You can get matches if :
Swipe by mistake
Put a pet in it
Background is a castle or beach
Use a fake chad photo
Then you got to muster up the courage and post perfect consecutive messages that lead to a date. Then you need to work your ass off and spend $$$ to have a perfect date and act exactly how she wants and say the perfect thing with perfect voice. Then risk going for the kiss, its either going to go well or be charged with sexual assault.
I have a habit of signing up for tinder and then deleting it after I don't get any likes within a week or two. Then I do it again hoping to find someone who was in the same league as me. Not even that ugly, about around a 6/10. Just feels like an endless cycle for me.
>>27340883
it doesn't get better anon
if you got matches you'd think about not getting return messages.
>>27340523
That isn't oc you nigger
>>27340883
Save whatever self confidence you have left and delete the app. Please anon.
>>27340769
the food is muesli
>>27337765
>implying some random slut would choose you over Chad
>>27341052
>implying I can be bothered with umlauts
this is canada nigger we speak english
>>27339408
I do it on iOS just jailbreak it you newfag
Because i'm not good enough to get a gf in real life. Why would i be good enough on a platform where the competition is even higher?
>>27341066
nobody wants to message an idiot
>>27341125
it's ok my friend I don't think she was smart enough to know I'm an idiot
>be funny, cocky, confident with match while messaging
>eventually meet her and she experiences my true autistic self
>she has to carry on the conversation because I'm too dumb/flustered to be sociable
>eventually she talks about her ex boyfriend and the brain tumor her dad has and how she has accepted that he will die soon
She never returned my text telling her how much I enjoyed our date.
tfw idiot
>>27340310
world's first attractive poo in the loo
>>27338085
Can you grow a beard?
I think if you had some stuble you'd go from buttplugs to gritty, which is hot af. You don't look bad and so long as you're above 5'9 you'd be in my fuck range tbqh
>>27341713
fuck off dumb roastue cunt
Here's some tips
>don't end every sentence with periods
>if you can pull off ironic emojis do, if not then don't use emojis
>if you're worried about a joke could possibly be taken seriously, end it with a haha or lol or something, just don't let that get excessive
>>27341737
;-;
For real do, are you the guy in the pic or some bitter bot?
Does my profile give off a lol so randumb vibe?
>>27338245
kek I was gonna post the same thing
>>27341810
no you just seem dumb
>>27341810
you look like a poor hipster
>>27337690
>fat sjw
i'd rather die alone
Because I'm black, ugly, and autistic.
>tfw 0 matches for 2 years
>>27338085
...is that you 47?
>>27339801
I'd leave my house to smack that look off your faggot face
>>27337690
I don't have a phone that supports it
>>27338085
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING WOJAK
i'd get tinder if i actually had any pictures of myself that werent at least two years old
You need to be chad incarnate to be successful in tinder
I made one and got 0 matches for over a month. I made a fake one as chad and got dozens on my first day
>>27338085
Saitama sensei, at least you're the strongest human in the world.
>>27342702
Same here. FirefoxOS mustard race.
One can always use bluestacks with a fake profile, but seems like a lot of effort
>>27341054
He's clearly stated he doesn't want a random slut
>>27338645
Dis nigga serious rite now?
>>27337690
I've had more success from Tinder than anywhere else, so I can't help but endorse it.
I've actually gotten way more matches since tweaking my profile and bio, and had two dates in one week. One of the girls I met I like a good amount, the other one ghosted me. But it really started happening for me in just the past month, when I started getting way more matches and those dates made my confidence go up.
In regards to the objections against Tinder about it being full of whores: you realize those girls are the ones you see out and about, right? It's like when guys say "meet a nice girl at a book store and not a club"; chances are if she's really good looking and she goes to a book store, she likes to party/partake in extroverted activities as well. And about it being for hookups? You can hook up with girls you meet anywhere if you get lucky/know where you're doing. If you take home a girl you met at Starbucks, does that mean Starbucks is only for whores now? Obviously not...
Likewise there are some nice girls on Tinder. Really, it can be a great way to meet people you wouldn't meet otherwise, and the right-swipe thing has you establishing mutual attraction first. Treat it like a random venue you'd go to to meet women (you don't have to physically cold approach women, which is relaxing if you're too afraid to do it), use it to practice game and such, be honest about your reasons for using it and you can get something out of it. Yes, even a relationship.
>>27338913
Girls pretend to use it for 'dating' and for 'meeting new friends'.
But no one downloads the app without knowing that it is a hook-up platform.
As for operation, you are presented with users of your preferred gender in your geographic area. Based on visual appearance (There's a little blurb about their copy-pasted basic bitch hobbies underneath their generous cleavage) you decide to either match or reject the cleavages that are presented to you.
If the user (or more likely, the botnet) on the other end also matches you, you can make small talk with them until one of you gets bored and stops replying or you meet up and share body fluids.
>>27342719
>>27338085
This.
Shave off your eyebrows and post another picture looking as sad as possible.
>>27337765
>people still believe in the "shy nerdy girl" meme
stop watching so much anime you faggot
Can't post on r9k without text
>>27337690
Because I can't get on. It keeps saying Google Play services crash or whatever.
>>27341810
Are you one of the aquabats?
got 22 matches the first 2 weeks, no more likes for a week. fuck tinder algorithm.
2k soon
>tfw into short haired girls/tomboy girls
>either don't exist near me or are butch dykes
F-Fuck
>>27344358
Anyone know how to fix this?
>Use fake GPS
>Try Thailand
>Shitloads of matches
>Japan
>Matches
>philipeans
>Matches
Is white easy mode in other countries?
>>27344629
Yes.
They ask want that big white dick
>>27344558
>into short haired girls
>doesn't like butch dykes
What do you want then?
>>27344645
I meant, a majority of the short haired girls I find are Lesbian
>>27340443
Get better pictures
Upload to facebook as "only me"
Change you bio
Profit
>>27344558
dont fall for the meme anon theyre all sjws
>>27339940
>>27339801
Nah switch your 1st and 3rd pic
Any alternatives to this?
>>27338344
Never but i sometime lose it you know ;)
>>27339976
see a doctor, get prescribed TRT and possibly estrogen blockers, lift
>tinder says you have matches
>no matches
Anyone explain this?
Requires a Facebook account with a recognizable picture of my face.
>>27340322
>>27340414
>>27339920
>>27339863
> Fails to get girls on Tinder
> Tinder literally the easiest place to get laid
Tinder's alright robots, you just gotta get out of your mama's basement. The tendies are better outside while cumming inside a German girl too.
I fell for the tinder meme last week and I got my first match today. She is about 6/10 because she is overweight. What should I say in my opening message, lads?
>>27339801
>UCLA
There's your problem
>>27345084
Unmatched immediately because they matched by mistake.
>>27345189
Make fun of her love handles.
Should I, /r9k/? I'm black.
Also why is almost every girl in a group picture with someone else?
I am, I'm just not getting any matches
Do you get paid for shilling tinder?
>>27338085
fuck... wojack and agent 47 had a love child
>tried tinder
>got a girl to netflix and chill, pretty big girl fat tits and ass, most likely obese by any standard
>snuggling, I really liked that part, watching some shitty horror movie she wanted to watch
>she keeps grabbing at my thigh at tense moments and we begin smacking
>extremely eager to pull her shirt off and get at them titties, being a virgin and in love with tits, i've always wanted to just suck away and play with fat tits
>girl had nipples like a stack of quarters
>eww Anon, I don't like it when people play with my breasts, it's obscene, please STOP
>this kills the boner
>end up just poking around down stairs, not really knowing what im doing, but I am eager to just get my face down there being one of my prime fetishes
>burrying my face in her hairy muff, licking all around, she's wet and squirming around, im running my fingertips up her thighs and tickling her
>look up and push my hands into her absolutely massive tits and give them a good squeeze
>ANON I SAID NO BREAST PLAY PLEASE STOP
>go back eating her asshole
>she pushes me onto my back and just goes to town
>dick is only a little over 5", but she keeps saying how big it is
>sucks it for quite a long time all the way until i release in her mouth
>we get back to snuggling, i give her right tit a squeeze from over the shoulder
>OMG IM OUT NEVER HITTING YOU UP AGAIN I THOUGHT U WERE A NICE GUY BUT THERE YOU GO AGAIN
did i fuck up, i just wanted to play with titties and she took all the compliments on tinder nicely?
>>27345417
If someone tells you not to do something sexual to them repeatedly and you keep doing it, that's fucked up. It would be like if she kept trying to slip a finger up your ass your squeeze your nuts really hard when you've made it clear you aren't into that.
>>27345449
This. She's just not into it, man.
>>27345449
>>27345457
she said in text that breast play was fair game, i think i just weirded her out with how much attention i gave them. oh well, im sure i can find another girl on tinder willing to let me play with tits in exchange for lunch or my dick
>>27345417
sounds weird as hell, m8
>>27338085
Bruh you're hot af even without the hair.
>>27345502
Then she's just a cunt who should've specified
>>27345417
This is so retarded
>>27345268
that shrek poster holy shit
lol might as well try
>>27337690
because I don't want AIDS or Herpes
>>27340532
"There's no way girls could actually be interested in me. No siree"
Do you have any idea how much of a beta pussy you sound like right now?
Would girls get mad at you for having a 6 inch pecker?
Like why the fuck are you on TINDER a HOOKUP app when you only have a 6 inch penis.
>>27345417
Sometimes when girls say not to do something, they mean not to do it like that, or to keep doing. It can be very confusing.
The best time to do it (or anything new) is when she's just about to come.
>>27337690
>Why arent you on Tinder
because I'm fat and small dicked, also I live in a really small town
>>27345417
Should have gone easier on her. Obviously she has self-esteem issues because of her wieght and tits and somehow she doesn't realize that there are men out there that go absolutely fucking crazy for women with gigantic asses, thighs and tits.
Eventually, she'll realize just how attractive that is to some men and come to term with it and enjoy getting the everloving crap fucked out of her titties.
>>27338373
Literally you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRQijskAMp4
because i have a gf at the moment
>>27346328
Reeee get out get out!
What are you doing here
>>27338987
>plesent
Smooth though.
>>27341810
I hope that's a fake mustache
>>27344095
This is so fucking empty. Is this what we've become? doesn't anyone want anything more? Or is this one of those those instances of "men living lives of quiet desperation"?
>>27337690
because I don't have a faceberg
>>27344519
oh god those matches
I though I'd try out tinder. This is one of the first profiles I saw.
I got some matches but I literally no idea what to say to any of these women, I hate this so much. It's just as difficult as talking to them in real life. I have no idea what to say.
All I want is a cute girlfriend :(
I just don't know how to get them to love me.
Tinder makes me wanna kill myself. It made me realize that I'm ugly as fuck. Now I know I've been deceived by families and friends about my looks.
>>27339007
>disney fanatic
vomitingman.jpg
>>27338368
>I brought a gun to school once, to try to shoo off some bullies who were pestering the whole fucking year. It was unloaded, but after that the entire fucking town got notice of it.
autism
>>27337690
Been using it for months and never matched with anyone. Even if I literally swipe everyone to the right.
does anyone else find talking through text really fucking difficult
like if they're right there then i can just about manage but through messaging i just cant think of what to say
>>27347509
just imagine they're with you
you're not writing letters to a penpal
>>27347565
Yeah but you can't type context.
>>27338085
welcome back 47
guys is it ok to outright ask a girl if she wants to fuck if she messages you first
>>27339021
>Not saying I was talking to the dog
you ruined it
>>27347601
>conTEXT
>can't type it
mb you are just retarded?
>>27338085
Fuck off, you look totally normal.
Plus girls have a thing for edgy skinheads, just pretend you're one.
>>27339863
you best be trolling me with that profile pic
>>27345268
TAKE YYOUR POOOOOOO
Ok guys, semi-robot cyborg here
I had my first tinder date & fug yesterday after being dry for almost 3 years
How fucked am I?
Like, I did use a condom when I fucked her but she blew me and i ate her without any protection. I didnt really know the girl, she was nice though but yeah if she was so easy with me that kinda makes me wonder.. she must be easy with guys before me then too.
How fucked am I? Is my dick gonna fall off or is my mouth gonna grow aids?
>>27347682
did you fuck on the first date
>>27347692
yes
wouldnt call it a date, she came over to watch a movie 5 days atfter we matched and sex was pretty much implied so i just started to kiss her after 15mins when she got here
>khv
>never had a gf
>only speak to girls online, but a great flirt through text
>never flirted over voice
>no personality or interests that make me appealing
>maybe a 7/10 in looks
i could maybe get laid through tinder, but i think my social anxiety and social retardedness would fuck everything up if i ever tried
>>27347327
BlackBerry master race
Are you using the Amazon version? Can you get hub notifications?
>>27347789
just do it my nigga
heres what worked for me (im this >>27347682 )
>after match, wait 1-2 days before talking
>talk to them, immidiately start conversation, make a joke or a pickup line followed by a question (like: whats that on your pic? Are you crazy?) or whatever the fuck idk
>dont drag, say 5 things back and forth
>then ask for a number so you can arrange a 'date' through whatsapp
at this moment, she will either give her number or not. If she doesnt give a number, you either fucked up or she didnt like you to begin with
>when you have her on whatsapp make some more smalltalk
>then something comes up and you have to go but you can talk to her again that night
>that night you forget about talking to her
>next day you say sorry i couldnt talk to you something came up, but if you still wanna do something thats cool
>then arrange a date, preferably within days so its all within the same week as you matched with her
and then it depends what kind of date. Some girls are on tinder just to fug, others are there to be taken out to coffee first, whatever, i cant help you with that because every girl is different
but it kinda helped me to get to a date what I just told you and I think I see why. So yeah. dont drag, dont be beta, dont be a pussy
other things to remember:
>Dont be too fucking nice
>Dont use emoticons before she has used them
>State your business
>Dont be beta
>Dont seem needy/desperate
good luck bro's
>>27340443
Tinder assigns everyone an ELO rating. The number of pictures you have increases your ELO. Therefore, add more pictures.
>>27338085
Jake Gyllenhajdlfjaljf shaved his head and posts on /r9k/
I'm too shy to post a photo of myself and as far I know dating sistes will delete any avatar that isn't a photo too.
>>27347862
stop being shy with posting a photo then faggot otherwise you are never gonna make it
>>27347830
I dont need advice on how to talk to girls, I know what they all like. The ones I've flirted with on things like okc etc all think I am a pussy slayer because I am an extremely smooth talker
But thats only the case because Im behind a computer screen and if it ever got awkward you just fuck off, something I would feel not comfortable with in person
>>27338085
Metabot appears
>>27347902
yeah i had the same im nervous as fuck but you just gotta man up and break the ice
idk i was nervous but when i went in for the kiss it all went away
>>27339801
Christ to be Asian male in north america, don't envy you
How'd I do guys, was i alpha enough
I was on it for a month, swiped right on as many girls as I could, zero matches, not even a bot. I deleted the app after that.
Guys how can you send pics?
when you click on gif you can only choose from dumb shit but can you send a custom pic or not?
>>27347927
How old are you? Im late 20s.
>>27347988
d-did you forget to put a picture of yourself?
>>27348014
25
remember that you make it worse in your head than it actually is, cause after we kissed and fugged i was more relaxt than i ever was
it helps to think of the other person as another you
>>27348011
nope, stupid tumblr tier gifs only
