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At starbucks alone, what do /r9k/?
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At starbucks alone, what do /r9k/?
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>>27336900
Ask out the arab girl
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>>27336900
nice dubs

order a london fog latte, theyre bretty gud and you'll look sophisticated
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Loudly express your feelings about god but in sand nigger speak.
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>>27336900

Drink your starbucks you fucking faggot.
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>>27336900
Scream allahu akbar and run out
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Take out your penis.
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>>27336900
Splash a couple normies with a hot drink.
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>>27336900
reeee then shoot up the place
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>Mohammed
You know what to do.
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>>27336900
Fake having a seizure
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Kinda feel bad for that guy in the suit.
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>tfw my name is also Mohammed

It's like I'm there with you friend...
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Got a large vanilla iced, here's definitely my real name
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>Stacy
>Niggers
>Wanda
>Wagie
>Old Fag

Thank god I don't have to deal with any of these people

>Starbucks
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>>27336997
Dude looks like he's about to go postal.
The memes have finally gotten to him.
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>>27336900
the dude in the suit is clearly a robot
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Can see the sweat on his face, he aint doin so well
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>>27337048

that's his wife and she's making him sign divorce papers

RUN ANON HE BOUT TO KILL HER ASS
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>>27337048
is she interviewing him for a job
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Their toilets are impeccably clean.. Hm...
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>>27337048
You should do something to ruin his interview once and for all.
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>>27336900
yell "those damn jews"
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>>27337048
Walk over and confess your love for him. Post results.
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>>27337079
take a shit on the toilet seat and post results, my son.
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>tripfag posts pictures in coffeeshop
>everyone knows he won't listen to any suggestions
>he'll just post pictures of some people now and again and that'll be it

what's your blog man, I wanna subscribe lol
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give yourself a coffee enema
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>>27336900
>>27337079
Be the pee pee monster that those hipster fucks deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fS6R4kZLU
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>>27337048
he got a new haircut and everything, poor buckaroo
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>>27336900

When you leave, scream MURDER ME at the top of your lungs.

just like on your way out

i do it occasionally

its great
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>>27336900
ask the woman straight ahead of you if you can worship her boots
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Tried to take a shit on the toilet seat, nothing was coming out of my rectum. I left. Here's outside starbucks, come visit me please
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Interesting. I'm at Starbucks as well
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>>27337261
shave your eyebrows please
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>>27337261
you're with someone! normie get out reeeeeeee
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>>27337048
>mmh oh, since you're a white male you will start at $10k/year ok?
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>Mohammad
Isn't it obvious? Shoot up the place
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>mohammad

release majishansho reddo
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>>27337261
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Starbucks, is in fact, Barnes & Noble/Starbucks, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Barnes & Noble plus Starbucks. Starbucks is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Barnes & Noble system made useful by the Barnes & Noble corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the Barnes & Noble system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Barnes & Noble which is widely used today is often called Starbucks, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Barnes & Noble system, developed by the Barnes & Noble Project.
There really is a Starbucks, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Starbucks is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Starbucks is normally used in combination with the Barnes & Noble operating system: the whole system is basically Barnes & Noble with Starbucks added, or Barnes & Noble/Starbucks. All the so-called Starbucks distributions are really distributions of Barnes & Noble/Starbucks!
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Go up to the blonde qt and talk to her.
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>>27337079
holy fuck that looks immaculate

i think i should start hitting starbucks, some hipster fuck or stacy will have to clean it kek
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>>27337787
Who did that, was that you?
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>Donatello
>not Donutello
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>starbucks
>tripfag
It's simple, kill yourself
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>>27337966
This tripfag is actually a cool guy, take my word for it.
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>>27337665
Richard please, what are you doing here? don't you know that to view this webpage you have to run non-free java script code?
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>>27336900
Have you tried shouting allah akbar you shitskin?
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>>27337840
yes. over a month ago now, i took that dump in the toilet tank in a department store and posted it here
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>>27336900
if dubs

Yell BETA UPRISING and hit the nearest stacy looking chick
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Good thread. Nice
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>>27337018
I watched jane die
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>>27337226
>When you leave, scream MURDER ME at the top of your lungs
>i do it occasionally

Kek. I like you anon. You're alright
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>>27336900
scream in the face of the girl looking at you, you stupid orc
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>>27338442
I remember you anon, good job taking the fight to the normies
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Just took a few pics of my area. You guys might like them.
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Woods
I like the contrast in this one
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>>27338697
I'd be too scared to go there alone at night :(
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>>27338697
Is that the part where you came to the big tree?
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So serene out at this time. Hung out with the homeless guys at the park.
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>>27338726
No, it was at a closed revolutionary war fort
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>>27337048
do american really do job interviews in coffee shops?
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Solitude is great, but I really wish I had someone to go on these walks with.
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>>27338824
>i literally can't stop talking about america
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>>27338888
America is great. Roughest, toughest area in the vold, and also a drake, the donut, and a good obama hospital. Love the America.

Nice quads also, you are intelligent america
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Whenever you're out there on a solitary night walk, robots, remember - you are not alone. Somewhere, someplace, your brothers walk amongst you. Good night.
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>>27337787
>upper decker
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>>27338888
it was a legitimate question you autistic faggot
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>>27336900
>that feminine long-fingered looking hand with slight curl on the table

how did you find my hand-
>mohammed
the fuck
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>>27339155
>DUDE AMERICA LMAO
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>>27336900
Lmao

>its a donafaggo thread
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>>27339229
This one's for you, friend
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>>27336900
blast dank nasheed out loud
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>>27339155
do europeans really not brush their teeth
do europeans really go the store
do europeans actually go to the store to pick up goods instead of hiring someone else
do europeans actually (x)
do europeans even live

holy shit just please fucking end your life. i bet you're american just trying to make a funny joke, but please. it's not that funny. yes people do things you fucking idiot
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>>27337012
wait, donatello?
THIS donatello?
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>>27336900
Leave immediately, throw that beta-beverage you have there in suit-guy's face, go across the street and get double espresso or something a human would drink
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Take out your shit condoms and start eating them, if anyone bothers you take a sip of your drink swish its around and spit it in there face so they'll be soaked in shit and to traumatized from your alpha male behavior to do anything

Works every time
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>>27339521
I remember that, kek
I've lost about 80lbs since then
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>>27339676
how do i go about finding rare donatello's?
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>>27339690
Here's one, I'll probably never look like this again
Do I know you?
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>>27336900
stfu and sip your frozen coffee.
then throw it at that roastie
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>>27336900
Looks like a job interview is goin' down right in front of you m8
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>>27336900
>that soon to be JUST watching his wife sign divorce papers and take his money, kids, and house
>Jamal just chilling and looking for the white bitches

Starbucks is a fun place to people watch
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>>27337389
>implying
They'd give him an unpaid internship like those he gave the Slaves
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>>27339723
holy fuck you are ugly
least you got the intimidation factor going but i can definitely see you as a robot where the fuck is your eyebrows bro
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