I'm in need of a beta orbiter. /r9k/ told me as long as I have a vagina, he'll appear.
Where is he?
Your shit personality supersedes your vagina. Time to actually work for something for once in your miserable life.
I'll orbit if you're qt
>>27336929
Will you buy me stuff?
>>27336941
Lol no you're looking for a cuck
>>27336941
No but I can offer unlimited (You)s in this thread
>>27336848
every guy will buy you stuff, you need to hide your intentions though.
Find a fool who likes talking to you but never makes real moves.
after time ask for things here and there reward them with something that make them feel like you like them.
>>27337030
the game is over if he tells you he likes you or asks you out. Unless he is dumb and continues to be 'friends'
>>27336848
Here are my credentials, please be my gf, or perhaps orbit you
>>27337030
>every guy will buy you stuff
I'm literally proving that wrong, right now.
>>27336848
>tfw surrounded by beta boys who awkwardly hit on my but never make any real moves irl
would be so easy to beta orbiter all of them but that just seems so uncomfortable and gross and wrong i have no idea how people actually do it without just being disgusted with themselves
>>27336848
They lied.
Truth is, we're tired of you bitches coming on here for easy attention (assuming this isn't bait)
If you get any orbiters, they're probably desperate dykes pretending they're guys.
>>27337195
Do they provide any favors? If not, they're nothing but a liability.
>>27336848
You're doing it wrong. Here are some tips:
>never post without a tripcode
>make threads about "tfw no bf"
>post throw-away skype when asked
>make a youtube channel
>upload asmr videos or similar useless crap
>create patreon account
>say you need money to keep making vids
>enjoy the neetbux that the orbiters throw at you
it works 100% guaranteed.
>>27337297
>>>make a youtube channel
>>upload asmr videos or similar useless crap
>>create patreon account
>>say you need money to keep making vids
>>enjoy the neetbux that the orbiters throw at you
Those are reserved for stacy.
>>27337308
you only need to be not a whale and not facially disfigured to be eligible for the job, even below average girls will get orbiters.
>>27337284
one of them loaned me his $3k modern deck to play and then offered to buy me a steam game, I just said I kinda didn't play steam games anymore, which is true, I think I'm getting old or something
I wouldn't call them a liability? But it does seem annoying having to manage a herd of orbiters
>>27337308
99% of fembots are stacies
>>27337340
>even below average girls will get orbiters
Give me some examples then. ASMR is pretty much softcore porn at this point. And I wouldn't be able to do it even if I was a 10/10 due to my shitty accent.
>>27336848
9/10 male orbiter here m'lady
only orbit 7/10 and above girls
post pic pls
>>27337421
If you're serious drop an email and I'll send it to you there.
>>27336848
Stop fucking on the first date.
>>27337455
I never started. Where's my beta orbiter?
>>27337368
Eliza, Erica and plenty of other whores are barely average, yet they're making a living off the beta orbiters. Still, you're probably better off to >>>/soc/ posting in small breasts threads or something like that to find orbiters, you'll have a much better chance than here.
>>27337438
are you a 7/10 or above?
>>27336848
How about you orbit me?
You get to send me nudes and do stuff for me on camera and I will string you along with vague promises that one day I might buy you all that stuff you want.
>>27336848
You only get orbiters by posting pictures and videos.
>>27337502
Rating scales are subjective. Post a picture of your apparent 9/10 face and I'll know if I fit your standards.
>>27337555
m'lady you are the one seeking attention.
not me.
besides I'm not asking you to post your face, just to simply tell me how you would rate yourself.
I don't orbit, I only gf
>>27336941
Yes but only if you sit on my face
>>27337736
Yeah I think I am a 7/10 based on my own standards, happy?
Most people tend to think themselves as above average
I'll orbit you OP if you be nice to me ;_;
>>27337830
Deal, but will you buy me stuff?
>>27337792
You probably think your above what you really are since 6/10 get orbiters,
Tldr. GET OUT UGO!!!REEEEEEEE
>all these naive people
Oy fucking vey, the money I could make off you folks pretending to be a woman!!
>>27337868
Show me your boiipuci
>>27337863
Yes, l-like what
loving this orbiter meme.
>>27337892
LOL I didn't think you'd be this pathetic but ok.
>>27337892
Skincare products, electronic accessories.
>>27337904
Hey now, don't scare him away.
I was told the same, but a penis didn't do it for me. Should I swap genders? 1k@ the witch if I'm not mistaken.
>>27336848
Summon the mosquito man.
>>27337920
Yes
>>27337904
I'm pretty pathetic, I get turned on by it
>>27337945
Okay, drop an email!
>>27337868
>thinking we care
we'll track you and fuck you in your pink boipussy
I think the other thread might be dead, so I'll try my luck here because I smell money
Give me some money, any money, don't give it to her, give it all to me. I'll settle for some change in the car cupholder even, might be able to get a corndog from sonic for that.
>>27337883
>he thinks I would dress up as a woman and not just use pictures of someone else
>>27337956
[email protected]
If you're even a 6/10 I'd be happy to pathetically grovel for your attention, tell you how great you are and buy you things.
>>27336848
They are everywhere. you just don't notice them
>>27338026
You're a boy, aren't you
>>27339265
Yes, and I'm still here waiting for the damn cash, hat in hand.
>>27339365
I've always wondered this, is there a market for male findom?
>>27339766
I have no idea, I just saw this thread and thought I might be able to get a dollar or something.
You don't want orbiters, really. They become obsessed and demanding, and the ones that aren't obsessed or demanding are more than likely extremely mentally ill. Also don't fuck with guys and give them false hope, that just shows you have poor character and makes them feel horrible.
>>27337362
THIS, EVERYTHING THIS
>>27336848
Stop ruining this board with your shit thread
>>>/out/
All it takes is one smile, one second of eye contact with that one quiet kid.
And then there you go.
I only orbit frumpy short pale hispanic girls.
I only buy them cosplay stuff in exchange for naked videos
please F U C K O F F
and while your at it
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>27336848
>long as I have a vagina, he'll appear.
They lied because that's how betas think. This is only true if you are beautiful
>>27340561
>All it takes is one smile, one second of eye contact with that one quiet kid.
That's bullshit and you know it. Those are the types of kids that will take a whole year's worth of dedication for them to come out of their shells.
