Why haven't you picked up that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27335212I live with my family that consist of 7 members including me and I do not even have a room of my own. I will probably get one as soon as I get an apartment room.
Do onaholes work like shoes in that they get worn out the longer you've used them? If so should I get a size smaller than what actually fits my penis?
>>27335290
It's going to wear out regardless eventually. If you take good care of it, it should last you a while
>>27335290
if you get a too small one it will just tear faster. They don't last forever but they are pretty durable silicone
>>27335212
what if when i order it my mommy opens the package?
>>27335389
Why does your mom open your mail?
>>27335397
what if she thinks i'm ordering an onahole?
>>27335578
Why would she think that? Has she opened a package of yours before?
>>27335212
I'd likely get in shit with the police if I tried to import that into Australia, as it would be deemed as "child pornography".
Fuck this nation.
>>27335616
You can simply ask them to remove the box when they ship it to you
>>27335628
Customs checks packages, anon.
>>27335654
And? A fake vagina isn't going to be considered child pornography
>>27335666
>A fake vagina isn't going to be considered child pornography
You obviously aren't at all familiar with the laws here.
>>27335691
I just did a 5 second google search and found multiple Australian based sex toy shops. Seems like you don't know your own laws
>>27335720
It's about the appearance of it you fucking moron.
Not all that long ago a man was arrested for importing an onahole on the basis that it appeared "childlike". It can also be used as an excuse to create a warrant to search your computer for "further exhibited behaviour" to establish that it is part of a greater "problem".
I don't need some fucking clueless foreigner trying to tell me what my federal and state laws mean in practice. Are you an American? They seem to be insufferably obnoxious like that.
>>27335785
>Not all that long ago a man was arrested for importing an onahole on the basis that it appeared "childlike
Show some proof. I've seen people in Australia be arrested for child like sex dolls. but never a fucking hole on it's own. I'm looking right now and nothing is popping up for anyone in Australia being arrested for importing a hole. You can't say a cylinder with a slit looks child like.
Don't like the way they look and the ones that are just torsos are just as bad
At minimum I would need it shaped like a fairy girl or something
>>27335589
It's probably because anon here is a registered sex offender.
>>27335212
I'm not interested in fucking kids.
>>27336246
Sex toys aren't kids
>>27335212
Got one 2 years ago. Used it 3 times and never used it up again
Doesn't feel all that great. Maybe I picked up a bad one
>>27336279
what did you pick up?
Live with privacy invading parents. They literally go through all my shit when I'm at work because they think I might be hiding drugs.
Can't get my own place with minimum wage job either.
>>27335691
>>27335785
wrong wrong and wrong.
>>27336291
Buy a lockbox, lad
>>27336425
>implying invasive parents wouldn't bring it to a locksmith :^)
I've had one of Sailor Mercury for a long time now, but I got a gf and im afraid of impregnating her so we renamed it to sailor Zuzu and i imagine its her riding my dick. i also used to put it between couch cushions and pretend i was fucking it doggy style.
Feels fucking good
>>27336425
i really should, but buying a big ass safe would be suspicious as hell.
>>27336468
my mom used to work as a prison guard, so yeah, she probably would open that shit while I'm gone
>>27336425
I feel really dumb for never thinking of that.
>>27336495
Do you work or go to school? Buy a fireproof one and say you're using it to store all your important documents
But I have. I gave in 2 weeks ago and I'm not looking back.
Some reasons why:
1) Big cums
2) Hard orgasms
3) Feels subtle and loving
4) Erotic cleaning process
cuz i might as well save up and buy a fuckmybigblackass
>>27336469
>gf
Gtfo
>>27336576
work.
it won't matter soon anyway because im going into the military in a few months.
>>27336603
Which one did you get? How much did it cost?
>>27335212
I actually ordered 2 on Sunday. Fairly pricey but hopefully worth it. Guessing it'll be next week before they arrive due to the holidays.
>>27335212
I don't trust my country. If I try to import that I'm positively sure that I'm going to be shamed and arrested.
>>27336698
Which two did you order?
>>27336701
yep, pretty much the same here
>>27335616
fellow ausfag here, i've brought 3 loli onaholes and kept the packaging and haven't had a problem
>>27336730
CAUTION! Tight Hole and Chibiko Idol Sakura.
I also got some random Tenga Egg Easter freebie.
>>27336677
I bought the Lilith Uterus plus some warming lube, and a usb warmer. Came out to 73.02 including shipping.
>>27337026
Nice choice. TOMAX sells quality goods
Haven't bought one because I have a vagina.
>can't fuck a silicon pussy
>feels bad man
I have. And it feels nowhere close to the real thing.
>tfw I feel for the onahole meme
>>27337664
MODS MODS MODS ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>27337664
that looks like a cheap hole
>>27337783
Why the fuck are you crying for the mods? What rule is this breaking? It's just a picture of a cheap ass onahole. It's no wonder why he says it feels nowhere near the real thing. Cheap onaholes feel worse than using your own hand.
>>27337825
Not as cheap as your mom.
>>27338043
You wouldn't know since you're on /r9k/
>>27338043
jokes on you, she's free
