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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Hahaha, just kidding wagie! Sorry to scare
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Hahaha, just kidding wagie! Sorry to scare you like that!

So, wagie, how are you doing on this fine evening? Oh... What's that? Mr Shekelstein kept you in for 5 extra hours of unpaid slavery? Heh, sucks to be you I guess...

As for me, I've recently taken up studies in Greek philosophy. It's some really interesting stuff, wagie.

"Typically, those who believe they are free, are the true slaves"

That's one of my own. Don't think about it too hard wagie!

I forgot to mention, wagie, my rendition of Mozart's Requiem is coming along very nicely. I can't wait to show it at the next NEET gathering.

Ah, sorry for going on like that, wagie. I know you have a busy day tomorrow. Have a good evening!

And as always...
Another day, another dollar
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>>27334653

Yeah, but according to your "wisdom", you're the slave because your entire post is about being smug about being free. When in reality, you're nothing more than a thrall for the government or your parents. Remember, when you rely on someone else to supply you with consumables and are unable to secure them yourself, you are.... well, no higher in human evolution than a dog really.
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Wagies irrevocably, undeniably B T F O

Will they ever recover? Is this the end of wagies?
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>>27334758
>Remember, when you rely on someone else to supply you with consumables and are unable to secure them yourself,

You mean like a wageslave relying on Shekelstein?
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>>27334758
Didn't I tell you not to think too hard about that one, cuck?

Heh, and you think I rely on the government for my money! Hahaha! You sure crack me up, wagie.
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>>27334795

No, like a human selling their time and labor to another for resources.

>don't think to hard or you'll see right through it

Yeah, you're the next Karl Marx right there. Maybe you'll get a friend to bum off for 30 years too.

>you think I rely on the governemnt for money!

Either that or your parents.
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FUCK OFF FUCK PFF FUCK OFC I HATE YOU NEETS FUCK YOU
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You couldn't come up with anything more hidden than the most well known piece by the most well known composer? I thought you had so much free time, look deeper into the genre than googling "classical music" and going with the first search result. Who knows, you might actually learn something in your wealth of time.
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>guys i posted it again, please upvote and retweet
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If wagies are always working, when the hell do they have time to see these threads? I think you should lay off on wagies. You know what's worse? Educucks. I fucking pay to work.

t. educuck
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"Dank memes" and such shit belong on b or s4s.
You're the kind of faggot that has filled this place with normalfags.
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>all these ragie wagies

Mmmm wagie tears mmmmmmm

Oh do go on about how much you contribute to society wagie!
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>neet gathering

Kek
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Question, as a NEET, is it illegal to put some of your monthly shekels into the stock market?
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>>27334653
I like these thread pretend that robots do anything but post on this board and look at trannyporn.
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>>27335637
Idk mayn do it for zozzles

If you get caught just say you were going through a bout of depression and they'll let you off
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Oh NEET, I sure love the stories you tell about your "day" and all your "googled" adventures. Oh, did I say googled? I meant researched. After all, you have to spend your time looking at something intellectual to prevent your brain from rotting from the copious amounts of tranny porn and hot pockets you consume.

It's okay thought. I get it. With the free time you have, you have the whole day to come up with all kinds of fictional stories. Hey, I have a friend looking for someone with creative writing skills. Maybe you could work for him? Oh wait, I keep forgetting. You're enlightened. Can be a slave to the Jews or whatever it is you tend to mumble under your breath.

It's okay. You stay home and keep writing. Me and my Co-workers are going to a new cocktail place that opened up. Duel pianos and everything. I'd invite you, but I know spending $11 per cocktail is out of your price range. Afterall, your slave money, I mean, "government NEET bucks" just don't let splurge like us "wagecucks" on the finer things in life. Buy hey, it's okay with me. Anyway, guess I'll see you around.

As you say, "Another Day, Another Dollar."
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>>27334653
Not even a wageslave, but the fact that you talk about studying "Greek philosophy" just goes to show how little depth you have acquired from your free time, and what trite, irrelevant person you are.
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WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCKED WITH GREEK PHILOSOPHY?
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>>27334653
This is a series of fictional events
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>>27335497
>>27335497
>paying for school
if you don't have scholarships you're too dumb for college
you can't even argue either
you fell for the college meme and instead of embracing your stupidity and learning a trade you're getting a useless degree and going into irreparable debt
like dude i own my own practice (dad was also a doc and gave me his practice when he retired) make a fuck load of money and my med school loans still eat up my income
have fun making $25k when you give up and just be a teacher if you're lucky and owing $100k lmao fucking cuck
b4 you even try, my dad refused to pay a cent for me and my brother who WASN'T smart enough for scholarships and took out loans and wagecucked just for a 4 year and I didn't have to get a job until med school he is a music teacher. plumbers make more than him and he can't get a mortgage or any loans
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>>27335809
Dank meme bro can I please save it?
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>>27335853
>student debt

fucking idiot, my debt is interest free and is only like 19k. Plus I can just invest my weekly student allowance money and keep the profits
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>>27335853
Pffft, mom and dad pay the bills, moron. Besides, only the most cucked of educucks actually try to go above and beyond.

>b-but muh overinflated A+++
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I actually enjoy my work, and my boss is a really good guy. I actually met my girlfriend at work too. Enjoy your hours of bitter, bitter loneliness
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>>27334653
I bet you got a lot of GBP for making up your own quote. Let me guess, your "Greek philosophy" class is just an IRC chat room of you and some of your buddies from /pol/ complaining about Jews.

And I'm sure your rendition of "Mozart's Requiem" is just you screaming about "fucking normalfags" and shrieking out of rhythm over a shitty mp3 file of Mozart's Requiem you downloaded from YouTube.

Oh yeah, you're living the life. Have you ever considered that you're just unhappy but you don't have enough self awareness to realize it?
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>>27335853
>paying for college is dumb
Counter-point:
Paying for school isn't the problem. Being retarded and going to a school where tuition is 10k a semester and getting a liberal arts degree is fucking retarded. However, going to a community college on the cheep and getting a degree in computer science or some kind of trade isn't a bad idea. I did that and transfered to a private college my last semester. Only 15k owed when all is done. So, pretty sweet deal since with my trade, showing I studied it increases my job prospects.
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>>27334653
>Mr Shekelstein kept you in for 5 extra hours of unpaid slavery?
As expected, a NEET doesn't know anything about the law
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>>27335969
>>27336006
bro ima level with you i am just drunk on buying a fucking ferrari today and feel like rubbing in a poorfags face
have fun in your fucking kia lmaoOut
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>>27336145
That's a bathtub, not a car seat.
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>>27335853
in most countries, scholarships are for minorities and females only.
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>>27335572
However little we contribute to society, we definitely contribute a lot more than you do.

If this is some sort of attempt to rile us up, I promise you it's not working buddy.

Some of us enjoy our work, some of us enjoy being around others.

You can reee all over me all you want, but the truth is, you're taking your insecurities out on us because you have the mask of anonymity. You know you'll never be fit to live in this society so rather than accept it, you stomp your feet and scream like a little kid, in hopes of angering some of the very people you loathe, just so you can feel a small ounce of validation. Validation we come home feeling every day.
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>>27334758
>human evolution
>dog
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>>27334764
Find out on the next thread of Wagieball Z!
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>>27335572
>gets btfo objectively and irrefutably beyond repair
>the neet literally cannot take the heat
>"y-y-y-youre m-m-m-mad"

the neetcuck damage control is pathetic! you can't make this up!
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>>27336135
This.
My sand nigger boss told me to go ahead and clock out, I did, went to walk out and he goes
>hey,anon, you bedda mop floor befo you leab.
>I already clocked out.
>Do you wunt Dees jub tomarrow? Mop floor.
>I continued out the door and never went back.
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yes goy-i mean heh heh enlightened NEET, stay inside, do not build society in a white Christian image. Here, have some free money. Ignore Stacy, she's busy with Tyrone, and you going out could change that. Just accept nice comfortable neet defea- heh heh, I mean the neet lifestyle
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>>27334815
Riddle me this, NEET.

What do you eat for food? How do you pay for it?

The same goes for shelter and utilities, if applicable.

Nothing about enlightenment or education, just the very basics of survival.

Only serious answers, NEET.
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>>27336463
Read any Tendie story ever and you'll have your answer.
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>>27336497
Mummy won't live forever NEET.
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Yo, who ordered the NEET sandwich?
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>>27336715
>implying I haven't developed biological immortality in the form of a drug in my abundance of free time so that mommy can live forever to make me tendies and give me GBP

Kek, are you some kind of normie?
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>>27336223
>>27336223
only dummies say that nonsense
t. white male from a high income family
if it weren't for scholarships i wouldn't have gone to college
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>>27336381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgYgXZrmoI
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>>27335483
Wow the smug neet meme has reached reddit and tumblr it must really be successful.
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Ah yes the Grand NEET Concerto
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Please stop soing these threads.
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