ITT: we flirt with femanons
H-hi qts
D-do you like p-pokemon?
>>27334368
no, I only like Chad
>>27334368
femanon here.
Vulpix/Ninetales master race.
>>27334368
Fuck off you creep, before my bf beats you up.
>>27334387
How big is your cock?
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>>27334387
>ninetails
Please tell me this is due to a subconscious bdsm fetish for tailed whips.
I know that this is bait, but you are still fucking pathetic.
>>27334398
I'm not a tranny, silly.
Hey girl, my ex is 16...
[Spoiler] 16 pieces [/spoiler]
>>27334387
Bruh you ain't even real Flygon is literally the best. The original Ground/Dragon type.
>>27334414
No need to be rude, lass
>>27334416
>I'm not a tranny, silly.
Will you be my gf?
>>27334410
Ninetales has been my favorite ever since I was a kid, I don't think it has anything to do with fetishes.
>>27334429
Fire types are the best tho.
>>27334368
I don't like pokemon.
ONLY STARDEW VALLEY FOR ME.
What the fuck is up with all the "girl" threads?
>>27334437
There is plenty of need to be rude. You will never be a real man, you piece of trash.
>>27334444
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I can't believe you took that question seriously. Ninetails and vulpix have shit stats unfortunately
Gengar is GOAT IMO T B H
Ayyy girl how much did you get those jeans off?
Why don't we go back to my place and get em 100% off
>we flirt with femanons
Can't support this cause anon.
OP here
Hydreigon is my favorite
>>27334442
why would you want a pokemon obsessed, friendless, robot loser gf?
Idk I'm at the point where if a girl says hi to me I automatically assume that she wants to use me.
Itt:
Girls pretending to be boys and boys pretending to be girls
Hi.
I am 6'1, in decent shape, not completely hideous and I make a stable living. I like to play guitar and I enjoy motorbiking. I'm not socially retarded but I'm pretty reclusive due to the pain people have put me through in my life. If you think you'd be interested in at least getting to know me maybe we can Skype some time. I'm not expecting anything, but maybe we could make each other happy in some way.
This is now an official tits and timestamp thread
I fucking love pokemon. Volcarona is my favorite, Togekiss a close second.
>>27334505
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we're all little girls here m8
>>27334511
The dubs command it
>>27334499
Wow, I actually can't imagine anything that would make me happier than a Pokemon obsessed, friendless, robot loser gf. Sounds beyond perfect.
>>27334499
Because she would be the only girl that could truly understand how I feel
>>27334463
What are you 12? Jokes aside though I do like fire types must appeal to my inner pyromaniac. Gen 1 fire types especially are amazing, Charizard, Arcanine, Moltres, Magmar, and Ninetales are all really sick.
(mumbles something incoherent about the mughal empire)
also fire types are shit
>>27334544
yep, gen one fire types are definitely OP compared to other generations.
>>27334545
I guess it really just depends on personal opinions haha.
>>27334539
>>27334540
but I always assumed guys on here wanted a stacy as a gf ??
>>27334611
>but I always assumed guys on here wanted a stacy as a gf ??
Fuck no, we can't relate to Stacies at all. Why would you think that?
>>27334611
Maybe to fuck, not to love. A stacy would just leave us anyway because she isn't capable of understanding us
>>27334632
i see a lot of threads of guys posting dream gfs which are mostly just stacies. it's okay though, I wouldn't blame anyone for not wanting to date me haha.
>>27334611
I like fit brunette nerdy girls with glasses. Take that as you will. I'm not sure if that's Stacy or not but that's what I like.
>>27334611
They want to fuck stacies but want the companionship of a girl who can relate to them.
>>27334684
For the love of god you ignorant whore just accept the fact that there actually are people that would date you and the reason you are single is because you're too fucking afraid to talk to them
>>27334731
yeah this is honestly true. I'm probably the most socially awkward person to exist.
>>27334762
ITS NOT THE SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS
WE ARE ALL FUCKING AWKWARD HERE. IT DOESNT REQUIRE CONFIDENCE TO START A FUCKING CONVERSATION
AT THIS POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST POST ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IDS BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY ARENT GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A POTENTIAL PARTNER VIA ANY OTHER METHOD
>>27334808
Holy shit bruh calm down. Take like three steps down.
>>27334762
I highly doubt that but still you seem like a pretty average person to me. If you just got over worrying about what other people think of you people probably wouldn't even think that you were awkward.
>>27335080
M8 you gotta let me be triggered it's not even 9 am here and I'm half asleep on a bus
>>27335177
Mmkay whatever you want man I just think you were being a little ridiculous. Enjoy your triggering I suppose.
>>27334808
well then, I'm sorry for making you so upset haha. But you're right, it would be smarter to just attempt conversation rather than not do anything at all.
>>27335080
I guess I'm just really bad at being self confident, I honestly just really care about what other people think of me.
>femanons
I prefer water types. Kingler is my favorite
>>27335299
You're already failing. Admission of guilt does nothing for you. Instead of sinply agreeing with me, how about you actually try and do something about it? Even pretending to would be more positive than what you're doing now
>>27335272
My god you're retarded. Don't take posts on the internet so seriously
>>27334368
Anon, please. Step up your game. More like
OI SUP YE CHEEKY CUNT IMMA SHAG YA INNIT
WAT DE YE SEY WE GET SOME GROUNDWERK DONE EH
MEBEY TAKE CERR OF YER PLUMMIN
I'm German btw but one of my fantasies is to go on a "slag tour" agross de jukay and you better all sound like this when I get there or I won't get hart
oh hey, you know, I got so entagled by your light that I couldn't help it, when you aren't with me I still feel your presence by my side, it's quite the nonlocal feel.
>>27335370
Mmkay enjoy your day too friendo glad we could have this little chat.
>>27335299
Not caring isn't exactly the right way to look at it really. A better way to look at it would be to take criticism into consideration but never let it shake you, because brushing off everything will never let you grow as a person. Just my two cents.
>>27335528 (cont.)
(if a roastie gets this joke I'd be willing to eat her pussy)
>>27335605
really good piece of advice actually. thank you, I'll probably think about this for awhile.
>>27335677
No problem friendo I just like to help people enjoy your day.
