can we have a good clean doggo thread? pic related is mine
>no dead dog posters
>no snek webm
My doge
(orignallio)
The pithon ate what was clearily a low quality doggle. Good riddence pupper.
>>27333509
I think we have the same kind of dogeroni
Is bestiality ok
you didn't say anything about it in the OP
>tfw my doggo is getting old
I can't handle it guys I love her so much ;_;
Anyone else have a service dog?
>>27333465
i hate these threads. they just remind me that my dog is dead and that i will never live in a place where i can buy a new one
fuck
>>27333545
Beastiality is the ultimate roastie activity
So no
>>27333572
;_;
alldogsgotoheavenbloxxx
I think one of my dogs is a robot, it always looks depressed and hates socializing with my other dog. Will post pics when I get home.
Alright, we'll have a Doggo thread.
I wish I could find a dog to have some sex with and then take it back to the pound or something.
>>27333623
>>27333465
postin my puppy doggo
got three more doggos too, donnu if I have pics on phone
>>27333704
Are you a girl?
only sex with male dogs is okay as they can actively show that they want to have sex by shoving their cock into your orifices
with female dogs you cant tell so its always rape
Dis my pupper. Olde english bulldog, just turned 8 last month. She's a bit gray now but she's still full of energy
>>27333725
turns out I have more pics, they really enjoy the sun.biggest doggo in pic is dead, rip him :(
>>27333735
>Are you a girl
no
>with female dogs you cant tell so its always rape
Not only is that retarded, it's not legally considered rape, at least where I live.
>>27333770
I whiffed the pic
>>27333465
thats a cute dog anon
>>27333776
dont hurt dogs thats disgusting
My doggo when he broke his foot
>>27333779
also have comfy pic of little pupper doggo
>>27333465
>be walking my dog
>golden retriever
>literal angels who came down to earth
>tiny old white lady walking an older, whiter, tinier dog
>her dog starts spinning around in circle, foam flying out of its mouth, choking itself on its own leash trying to attack my dog
>expect old white lady to tell Captain Fluffles to calm down or to keep walking
>she instead stands perfectly still
Starts to yell GO AWAY I DON'T WANT YOUR BAD DOG HARMING MY PRINCESS SNUFFLES
>I now have the small dog yapping and the old lady screaming
>meanwhile my own dog is old and partially deaf/blind and is oblivious to what's going on it just wants to take a shit
jesus man what is it with old white ladies and their shitty lapdogs?
>tfw not gonna see my doggo for another 3 months
Man I'm going to give her such a huggle when I get back home
>>27333808
>jesus man what is it with old white ladies and their shitty lapdogs?
loneliness.
Here's mine. Smarter than a 5th grader, he knows when sales people are coming to the house before they even pass the driveway, I love opening the door before they knock and letting him poke his head out, gets em everytime. Really sweet if he knows you though.
another comfy pupper pic
>>27333789
sad times :(
>>27333808
the smaller the dog, the bigger the egothe older the white lady is
>>27333825
poor doggo gonna be snuggle less for 3 months
>>27333650
>have yorkie
>tries to be tough
>gets raped by other dog
>gets beat up by lamb
>gets ignored by puppy he hates
>hates walks
B E T A A S F U C K
>>27333864
Sure fair enough I guess but why is it always a tiny aggressive white dog like a shih tzu or bichon frise or maltese or poodle.
I guess because theyve never been trained or socialized and old white ladies like tiny white things
>>27333902
well a dog usually reflects the image of his owner
>dont even care about getting a gf anymore
>just want a small house and a yard with a doggy
>mfw that shit is never gonna happen
>>27333465
>snek webm
Thanks for reminding me it exists.
>>27333946
I feel the same way.
really original comment probably
>>27333808
golden retrievers are beautiful angels
mines very sweet but not too bright, if you teach him a trick hell just do it over and over to impress you. anytime my hand is within reach he shakes it
>>27333979
Mine is old as shit, pic was taken over 9 years ago, and despite only being to go up like two flights of stairs and only walking around a couple of streets, he's still just as fun-loving and gentle as ever.
I'm afraid that I'll just hate whichever dog we get after him.
>>27333979
a friend of mine had a golden retriever when we were kids.
she was the sweetest dog. she would bring you a shoe whenever you went to his house.
>>27333932It's my demented grandma's dog
>>27333779
ur dog looks like a fucking deer lmao
I really want to get a bloodhound, but I rent and my landlords won't allow dogs.
Images must be accompanied by text
Anyone have experiences with Shiba and Akita dogs?
I'm a huge fucking weeb who would love to have one of those.
Puggo
>Tfw miss my doggo
My dogs, Dogbert and Puppina.If my backyard had a real fence I'd love to get a dog. Preferably a golden retriever, they're so beautiful.
here is 2 of the 5 that I own.
One ran away two weeks ago i am still getting over it ;__;
>>27335599
3 dubs in a row says gizmo will come back :'(
>tfw your doggo has better facial hair than you
My pupper, feels like she's never gonna stop growing
>tfw no dog companion to love for the rest of my life
I want a doberman
Maaaaaan, I really want a pupper, but I live in a small apartment and I'm afraid it wouldn't be happy. Any of you apartment living robots got doggos?
>just lift bro
>and be yourself :^)
>>27333465
had to leave my dog with my grandmother when my family left on vacation and apparently he sat in the corner of the yard for an hour looking for us before he gave up and went inside.
>>27336535
>having Satan as a pet
E D G E Y
Dogs are all right but way too needy. A cat who's aloof and independent would be a perfect pet for me.
this is Bella
She's 14.5 years old and is going blind and can't hear well and has a bad heart murmur and also has cancer BUT she's still happy and likes to play sometimes! I love her
Dogs are only good for one thing.
>>27336535
here's your (You)bloxboxoboxoboxboxo
>>27336627
Unconditional love.ORIGINAL.
My boy
11, next month
>>27333704
good way to get caught
that dogs gonna be actin weird as hell
and its like you're not gonna nut inside its an animal
>>27334152
I have a golden retriever that does the same
My dog is the best dog
Quick one before I go back to work.
Love my doggo
Think her time is almost up though.
>>27333673
fuck off with your tumblr filth.
>>27333593
its pretty hot though, but dogs only, and only dog on female, everything else is fucking weird, unless you discount dolphin sex cuz thats pretty hot too
>>27336888
Your dog looks like Satan on crack
I have a Chihuahua-Pomeranian mix. His name is Pepe and he is the sweetest dog in the world when he gets to know you. But he's yappy and needy too, its like having a toddler for life basically. But I love him hes the only reason why I haven't killed myself. Earlier today my mom and I were in the back yard gardening and he wanted to go outside but he hadn't eaten his food. So I pointed at the food and told him "Eat it" then I pointed at the door and I told him "Walk" hes kinda stupid so I just brushed it off and went to the bathroom. When I fucking came out and passed through the kitchen his fucking plate was clean and he was waiting by the door. Smdh I told my mom but she didn't believe me. I guess he's not as stupid as I thought. He's a good boy.