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>tfw you're 6'3 and no guy likes tall girls and you don't like guys shorter than you
>>27333078
Obviously a bait thread yada yada who cares, but I just wanted to say: if you posted this exact thing with a nigger format (white text box on top) then it would get thousands of unironic shares and likes by tall girls who think it's perfectly reasonable to not only think and act this way, but tell the entire world on a webpage devoted to them that they think and act this way
>quiet, chubby, broke, manlet bf
>not the sort of person I ever wanted to date
>actually really sweet and funny
>actually beats the pussy up every night
>tfw think I'm in love
>tfw 5'8
>would love to date a tall, 6'3 amazon goddess
>would have 0 problem wit her wearing heels when we dress up and go out too
>tfw women 5'8 and above don't even see you as a male with reproductive abilities
>tfw you are literally invisible because of something you have no control over
honestly I don't even care anymore
let it burn
>>27333078
this is why tall guys shouldn't become traps
>>27333078
if you're a 6'3 girl, you don't get to be picky about guy's height, you roasty giantess freak bitch.
probably bait, but whatever.
Currently dating 6'1 gf and I am 5'6
AMA
>>27333299
Dick too small or just about right? Does she pick up things for you off the higher shelves? do you roleplay?
>>27333078
>tfw you're 6'3 and no guy likes tall girls and you don't like guys shorter than you
I'll bite this bait. Tall girls are usually freakish looking - either too long torso or too long legs in comparison with overall look. There are like 5 percent of tall girls who are proportional, it's basically the same problem as guys +6'6".
>>27333299
Not sure if b8 but I'll bite.
Who aproached who?
Does her friends tell her you are too short for her?
Do taller men aproach your girl, thinking it would be easy to cuck you?
>>27333299
does your girlfriend's name start with an O?
>>27333390
>too long legs
literally fucking impossible
>>27333426
You probably never seen really tall girls.
>>27333078
>tfw 5'5
>tfw most guys I know are shorter than me
>tfw they all date my shorter, more petite friends
>tfw probably forever alone
It's funny that females posting itt don't realise the thread is made by a man.
>>27333474
>maw you're probably ugly as fuck
Is being short honestly that much of a dealbreaker ? I know guys who are like 5'6 and have ridiculously hot gfs
>>27333646
It's a love cuck relationship
>>27333113
Why is it unreasonable to think and act this way?
>>27333299
How do I get 6'1 gf?
>tfw you're 5'9'' and want a <5'7'' bf to hold you and call you cutesy names
>tfw as a black female you have literally zero idea how to obtain this
>tfw don't feel you should have to prove to these guys that you're not some height queen stacey after you were bullied by staceys throughout school, have never used make-up, can't pronounce much of the starbucks menu, only ever drink alone, etc
>>27333869
Drink alone? What do you drink alone?
>>27333474
>>tfw most guys I know are shorter than me
are you in India or something? how is that possible?
>>27333604
oh yeah I forgot to mention that
>tfw you're ugly as fuck
>>27333966
They're either shorter than me or the same height. It's probably because I don't have a lot of friends who are guys.
>>27333930
she means alcohol.
>>27333969
>>27333474
>tfw no ugly short gf
Be my gf.
>>27333078
why do girls get jealous of tall girls? i'm creeped out by them, i want a cute short girl to make my cock look huge, like everyone else. do girls just like to be jealous?
>>27333078
>and you don't like guys shorter than y
AAAAAHAHHAAHAAHAA FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID WHORE!
i hope you find the love of your life.
and he cheat on you and leaves you for another whore that isnt some giraffe abomination.
>>27334015
Go away kid I was talking to m'lady not you
>tfw 6,3
>tfw looking at manlet butthurt
>>27333222
>tfw 5'
>would love to date a tall, 6'3 amazon goddess
>would have 0 problem wit her wearing heels when we dress up and go out too
>tfw women 5'8 and above don't even see you as a male with reproductive abilities
>tfw you are literally invisible because of something you have no control over
honestly I don't even care anymore
let it burn
>>27334077
and together they all laugh about you, because they have a girlfriend that loves them and you are her with your muh manlet.
>>27334050
shut up, clown
>had to go do a group activity with strangers today
>come in to the place activity was held
>sat down beside the others (3 guys)
>they start stifling laughter
>"let's go to the bathroom" one of them says
>soon as they get out the room they burst out laughing
what did I do to deserve this
>tfw 6'2" but would be willing to lie and say we're the same height
Are you actually female or a tranny though?
>>27333078
I can smell your stale ballsweat from here faggot
>>27334151
Got any other greentexts? That sounds brutal
can we made a point here and say transexuals are disgusting scum and should be brutally extinct from earth.
and they are not mentally ill but only fucking stupid.
>>27334209
nah sorry, usually when people are shitty about me it's not as blatant as this
>>27333341
Too big, 7 and half inches, most girls find that too big and painful, no, nothing is so high on shelf that it cannot be picked.
>>27333398
Well I asked her out for walk, she was lonely and bored,
her parents told I was too short for her but she doesnt listen to them.
Nope, most taller man find tall girls intimidating.
>>27333731
Idk man it was coincidence for me, but for start just b ur self
>>27334030
why would you want an ugly gf?
>>27334130
manlet detected
> you are her
Im a guy
>>27334297
>you are her
>you are here*
English anon, do you speak it?
Not even that guy.
that's your fault you dumb shallow cunt. i'm 5'10'' and dudes treat me like i'm too tall, but i'm smart enough to not be a picky, shallow cunt so i don't end up alone forever.
>>27334297
>manlet detected
im over 6 feet and i fucking wipe you over the floor while your girl is looking at you in dissapointment. i impregmate her, she will refuse to abort the child and you cry like a little bitch. i dont pay child support because i dont live in your nigger country.
>>27334433
Is this some kind of new navyseal pasta?
>>27334422
5'10" is perfect female height though and I'm saying this as a manlet
>>27334373
>makes whole post for a single letter
>sucks cock
>>27333078
My gf is 4 inches taller than me. No, neither of us is into femdom, she's submissive as fuck.
>>27334470
does it hurt when she fucks you in the ass?
>6 feet tall
>just want a 6'4 version of Haruhi as my gf
>>27333078
I'm 6'2" , am i a manlet too to you ?
>tfw 6'2
>no 6'5 giantess gf
>>27334012
I don't think you can call anyone 5'5 or under a 'guy'
>>27334293
>why would you want an ugly gf?
Because I find them cute and would enjoy making her happy.
>>27334500
Nah, she does like me to finger hers though. It's pretty cool, I feel like I'm some kind of explorer that managed to beat an amazon at something and earned the right to fuck her silly.
>>27334433
>manlet not learning
You are so small and femine that raping your boipuccy wouldnt even make me gay.
>>27334466
It was of importance to your label as a champion of the mentally handicapped community.
I do, I have a transgirl I am dating, well done anon, really burnt me.
>>27334598
fagorgancommander
I do like tall girls but I am 5'10 so you would probably laugh at me and go away.
Fuck you.
>>27334578
awwwwwwwhhhh.
I'm still not sure how most guys on here don't have gfs?
>>27333299
beeing yourself works after all :^)
>>27334638
>I'm still not sure how most guys on here don't have gfs?
What the fuck
fembot is an oxymoron girls cannot be robots
gtfo of my board roastie REEEEE
>>27333188
How big is his penis ?
