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Payday tonight. Any Stacies have an Amazon wishlist they want emptied?
>>27331721
meeeeeeeeeee
/w/10MAN4FD06DQE
>>27331750
Lmao Eliza. I got you the Korean facial masks
K I'll save this thread for later tonight.
>>27331765
Thank you! Had a spa night with my sisters :^)
>>27331789
Nice. I'll check this thread later tonight.
Everyone in this thread should do humanity a favour and kill themselves.
>>27331814
T. Angry neetcuck
Is this all a joke, i cant even tell anymore
>>27331848
There are so many fucking blurred lines on this board. I used to assume that everybody was just trolling, but man...I don't fucking know.
>>27331848
Nope just spreading positive beta male awareness.
>>27331841
>spend your entire life working for money with out ever knowing love or intimacy
>giving teenage sluts that money to look good while they fuck teenage chads and old men who actually have the balls to pay them for sex instead of just giving them money
>calling other people cucks
You realize that paypigs like you are literally subhuman animals who can't even get women for free and are too stupid to spend thier women buying sex so they wast it on making life easier for the worse kind of failed stacies, right? You're a bigger cuck then married men who let other guys fuck their wives. Kill yourself.
-t. tall, attractive, sexually active normie university student who used to be a cyborg
>you will never be this mentally deranged
Feels pretty good man. I like it when they get really defensive and call anyone laughing at them a jealous 26+ year old gril
>>27331946
*their money, *waste, *worst
My point stills stands.
Dude buy me a tarot deck. I'm a guy.
So is this thread a joke?
Post shill thread
> shills self
> false flagging
> $$$ buy me!
Eliza you'll never grow up and never be independent. You will wonder constantly if people like you for you or just the persona you've been faking.
I recommend deleting this thread immediately.
>>27331946
>>27331953
>>27331976
>being this much of a heart cuck
>>27331750
If I buy you something can I get pictures of you using it?
>>27332026
What does that even mean, fucktard?
>>27332032
My God, anon, please for god's sake don't degrade yourself like this. You must have some dignity left.
>>27331750
>rape whistle
is this a thing girls do now
my little sister's friends literally all carry pepper spray
>>27332032
>>27332032
Sure thing. Just let me know what you buy.
>>27332049
You would know if you had one.
>>27331953
When we used to make fun of old tripfags like samson, eggman, mystery, we'd all get along and laugh together
Now these new normalfag cucks from tumblr or reddit will scream "ROASTIE ROASTIE ROASTIE" if you dare criticize their princess
>>27332072
Pls no bully, Anon. I'm lonely and don't know any girls.
>>27332106
Just kill yourself then. It's honourable compared to being a paypig.
>>27332098
>old tripfags
>mystery, eggman
I want my futurebro and AGDM back.
>>27331721
>>27331750
>>27331765
this thread makes me upset
>>27332121
>AGDM back.
That's a name I haven't heard in a while
>>27332119
I'm going to eventually. I just want some human interaction in the meantime.
....is this real?
I don't have an amazon wishlist but if someone would buy me stretched canvases I would mail you back a painting.
I've been dying to paint but I'm out of work right now for health reasons and the state just took away my food stamps and medical card... fucking state of Illinois, absolute garbage tier state, no fucking budget state, corrupt ass governor state.
>>27332147
Buy yourself a whore. Confess your sins to a priest or a shrink.
>>27332165
Yep make a wishlist.
>>27332106
>>27332147
Look. I know your lonely. Many men are lonely in this world. But they were not pathetic. They lived lives of dignity and worth. This 'Eliza' is being a whore but instead of sex she returns false intimacy by preying on desperate, lonely men. She lacks any semblance of the decency or innocence her looks falsely convey.
Don't kill yourself. Make yourself better and find the love that you deserve. When you find happiness you won't believe you even considered this.
>>27332085
what's your favorite thing to get at Wendy's?
tfw no erica thread :( i already miss her so much. she makes life worth living
>>27332203
>implying we talk to her outside of r9k
At least I don't.
eliza do you make personalized asmr videos
> spend money on girl who he does not know or doesn't care about him
> not spending money on cute local prostitute who's struggling to make ends meet
> support local
> buy local
any belly femanons have a wishlist?
i'll buy you a few items if you post it.
only belly femanons though
>>27332230
>tfw you think you might actually have a crush on her
feels bad
>>27332263
I support local small businesses
>>27332201
Is there a way to make a wish list without it displaying my name?
>>27332227
10pc Nuggets and Medium Frosty
>>27332253
Yah, I love ASMR.
>>27332281
Belly...
See: >>27331750
>>27332201
>>27332165
my wishlist c:
3KBRHXIXCG1N2
this is like christmas except someone might actually get me something. c:
>>27332386
i think you can keep the personal details private like name mailing address etc.
you need prove your'e afemale though because i'm not fulfilling some neckbeard his wishlist.
femanons only.
>>27332386
I changed my name on Amazon but I'm not the one with a wish list.
>>27332404
You can't post pictures like this. You're 15! For God's sake.
>>27332429
I changed it and it remains the same
>>27332404
umm no. that's not a belly gf sorry.
you have the stomach of a sixteen year old boy.
i was thinking more pic related.
>>27332418
good taste in books for a roastie
Tfw destroying r9k's hateful sub culture with my beta bux.
>>27331721
Oh what, oh what should I spend my money on.
>>27332475
c-could you send $200 of that to my paypal?
>>27332466
o-oh thanks
I didn't think I had anything on my wishlist already, those are all so old
but I still don't have any of them
I need to add some Vonnegut if anyone's gonna buy me books!!!
>>27332508
I don't believe in charity, you have to give me something in return.
I literally have only 2 bucks a day to spend on my food. Meanwhile this guy has like a bazillion shekels.
>>27332526
what would you like?
Why in god's name isn't Eliza banned yet?
She's L I T E R A L L Y 15.
>>27332556
I'm not playing that game. You have to offer something. If you have nothing to offer, I can't help you. Sorry.
>>27332536
>>27331750
>>27332404
IM A GIRL LOOK I HAVE A VAGINA GIVE ME FREE STUFF LMAO XDDDD
Reminder that most people make Amazon wishlists for personal reasons to keep track of things they would like to buy in the future without putting much thought into it and neglect to set them to private, thus making them viewable by anyone via the wishlist directory. If someone has an even moderately unique name you can find their wishlist by searching their name in that directory. My female doctor has a book about cuckshit on hers and a lewd shirt. I haven't found any sex toys on any wishlists of people I know yet, though, unfortunately. It's a great way to do surreptitious intel on people.
Also reminder to set your wishlist private if you don't want people you know to find out about your interest in onaholes.
Lol@the rich fag demanding stuff in return. This is the beta bux thread buddy. Get with it.
>>27332608
Can I buy you?
>>27332473
Is that what you think you're doing? Why don't you pay chad directly then?
>>27332628
I'm not near as wealthy as you but I still have an income. Make your own thread.
all these group home bux spending money on girls online that htey'll never even get to touch. if only your handlers knew what you were spending your disability money on then you probably would never be allowed to handle it yourself. sad.
>>27332601
Thanks for the cyberstalking advice, anon. I looked up my oneitis and all she had on there was a dress and an iphone case.
>>27332647
>but I still have an income.
So does everyone on welfare. And you're not even CLOSE to as wealthy as I am; That's literally. just my checking account. Name your price or move on.
>>27331721
Give that ugly bitch your money as she laughs at how pathetic you are.
Or you can PayPal me $20 and I'll give you all the info you need to get laid by this weekend.
>>27332664
This is my thread, how about you make your own thread if you expect stuff in return. This is the beta bux thread.
>>27332679
but anon that would be gay
>>27332701
Do you live in Darfur? Indonesia? Because in American 4chan I can come into any thread I want and take a massive poo in it. You're just going to have to ignore me, if you're even capable.
Can any anon buy me tree of savior? I'll roll a healer and play with you.
>>27331721
I AM A QT
/w/2CWN3UJHEFYCM
>>27332664
I doubt you're wealthy. You're probably lower-middle class and live a life of frugality.
>>27332716
That's one way of saying you're a big attention whore.
>>27332735
Compared to the trash in this thread I'm Bill Gates.
>>27332732
you can't just post the links you need proof.
you think i'm willing ot just ship my beta bux to some neckbeard wihtout proof?
idiot.
>>27332732
>/w/2CWN3UJHEFYCM
Or you can paypal me at [email protected].
>>27332742
>H-h-he called me an attention whore!
Oh no I guess I'll just have to look at my account balances to forget this insult in what is possibly the most pathetic thread on /r9k/.
>>27332664
I'm not the anon you're talking to
I'm a female from this thread but you can buy me
I'm homeless and come with complications but I'm a really great cook ;~;
>>27332765
Sure go ahead, that would be preferable actually.
tfw posts deleted
wishlist/TG54RCLBDYMS/
>>27332767
>complications
translation: I'm going to stab you in your sleep
>>27332755
This is me, for real
Remember, [email protected]
>>27332755
has mystery.jpg posted since the cuckening
>>27332807
Also i'm 18 and anorexic
>>27332767
How the fuck are you homeless and on 4chan?
>>27332825
Library computers
>>27332848
Where do you sleep at night?
>>27332868
Under the desks
Eliza is getting high again.
If you give her money or gift cards, she will blow it on drugs. Her addiction is why she stepped up the whoring recently and has abandoned all dignity.
Don't enable her.
>>27332874
lol bait confirmed
>>27332876
is it heroin?
>>27332848
>>27332874
these aren't me
>>27332825
I couch surf. I go from place to place, asking around where I could stay for a few nights and then once I get there I try to stretch it out for as long as I can. also, during the day I take my laptop to a place like McDonald's or Starbucks where there is free wifi.
>>27332894
What's your father situation like?
>>27332893
No, she does benzos, weed, molly and acid.
>>27332893
Heroin makes pupils pinned. It's anti depressants making my pupils huge
>>27332910
my parents are still together and live with my siblings. the whole family wants nothing to do with me. I have problems with mental illness and they put their own comfort above my health and safety. my mom is the one who threw me out saying, and I quote, that I "make everyone unhappy all of the time."
by hiding in my room on the internet all day and night. idk what they want from me really. I just wanted to be left alone.
Tfw my thread gets cucked by the rich fag looking to buy a live in fembot gf.
Heres my list. I bought a lot of stuff for robots during the Secret Santa, got some cute things too.
If you don't feel like buying stuff and want to talk to a qt girl, I like sending out letters. B-But please don't drop off the face of the earth. I didn't get any responses back from my Christmas letters I sent out to robots. :(
wishlist/35KY5SPCIIHTQ
If you want to be my personal God and get me that sewing machine, I'll make you something. Or take pictures of myself wearing something cute you asked me to make.
>>27332982
Real men buy girls, not things for girls.
>>27332822
ya she posts daily. just not with the trip code on.
i know mystery.jpg posting style which is mainly replying to multiple posters in one post - usually flaming people - will say things like 'kill yourself lmao' you know stuff like that. idk i'veb een posting here for years and i know mystyery.jpg posting style.
also she lies like a fox that's one thingi know of her too.
Don't forget about Erica.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSo-mr20kkI
CU13ZL417NN7
>>27332894
Would you consider yourself attractive?
>>27333005
Justin Timberlake would like a word with you.
/w/2CWN3UJHEFYCM
Guys I really need that GWAPHICS card or else I might hang myself using licorice.
>>27333020
that guy is definitely into pegging.
>>27333014
she's so cute. i love her voice
>>27331721
/w/262UENYOWYUEG
sup
help me get pretty
>>27333084
You know what to do, senpai.
original comment desu
>>27333020
I know I have an attractive face.
right now I'm fat though. I don't usually weigh this much. I just came off a long stint of risperdal (it didn't do SHIT for me) and I gained a lot of weight. now I'm off it for two months and losing weight already. I've been eating really healthy too.
if you buy me I promise I'll go to the gym every day :3
>>27333084
Must hurt for her to sing :^(
Please help fund her jaw surgery.
https://www.generosity.com/medical-fundraising/help-fix-erica-s-jaw-make-me-a-stacy/x/13634583
>>27333120
how much do you cost?
belly gf?
>>27333133
What is that edgy black thing around your neck? Can I buy that somewhere?
>>27333120
i'm under 6' tall is that okay
>>27333159
Look up "tactical face mask" on Amazon. It was $9.99.
Why doesn't rich fag Dan Bilzerian just buy all the qt fembots off this board?
He could have his own Stacey shitposting crew, like the inverse of a Stacey and her beta orbiters.
>>27332969
Have you ever sucked dick for a room or food?
>>27332569
not that anon but ill draw you something lewd
Reminder that Eliza lost her virginity to Noah.
Reminder that Erica lost her virginity to dad.
You are orbiting used up goods.
Fook this rich fag he's trying to turn y'all into escorts.
Go Independent or nothing.
Wanna buy me a book?
/w/1JWYPC9AOBYQ0
>>27333284
they are both pure virgins. reeeeeeee
>>27333178
Thanks.
Are you going to shoot up your school?
Erika pls. I thought you were banned.
>>27333176
I'm just about 6' tall
if that's okay with you that's okay with me
>>27333138
I have a belly but I don't want to be fat. I want to be thin. don't encourage people to be overweight!
if anyone is interested email me at [email protected]
I'll reply in about an hour. I have to go to therapy now.
Not gonna lie. I'd rather it if bronies flooded the board instead of you guys.
>>27333308
"I fucking love reading"
No thanks.
/wishlist/37UP9YIAP7NYG
Posting in case this is real
>>27333556
What's wrong with liking reading?
>>27333573
Your phrasing is cringy.
>>27332524
Buy your own shit hoe
>>27332556
Haha turned down hoe
What the fuck happened to this board?
There's been a noticeable tonal shift even in the last few months.
What's happened?
>>27333833
What tonal shift was noticed?
>>27333560
Fuck off whore.
bleepbloop
>>27333833
Nothing is static, Anon.
>>27333088
Is your name Lisa Vagnoni?
>>27331789
I honestly hope you and all the other pathetic attention seeking whores on this board just fucking die.
>>27331789
That sounds cool, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
>>27333088
This isn't you is it?
bloxxx
>>27331721
Have you always been devoid of self respect?
Hey Eliza, I'm a rich KV with a bank account filled with daddies money. I will buy you the most expensive item on your wish list if you agree spend time with me in RL, hell, I'll even be your sugar daddy. I'm also a drug addict, and I can provide you 100% pure pharmaceutical grade drugs. I heard you love ecstasy, I'm sure you never had the real deal, you've probably ingested meth with some ecstacy residue, bought from some nigger down the street, directly made by some wetback in the middle of a field with low grade Chinese chemicals. Have you ever tried pure coke? How about laboratory synthesised heroin? Maybe meth is your thing. I'll treat you right girl.
>>27334223
I've never done ecstasy, it scared me.
>>27334223
Ecstasy can kill you with one use.
No person is this pathetic. This thread has to be memeing. If it isn't then OP needs to kill themselves or take shrooms and figure shit out
>>27334327
What's pathetic about enjoying buying things for girls?
>>27334350
>You don't know any of them
>if they saw you in the street the wouldnt look at you twice
>you can do literally much better things with your money for yourself/ give to charity
You're being used, don't think they are special just because they are girls
>>27334400
But it makes me feel good inside.
the board has changed, its true. i'll be the first to admit im part of the problem. i indulge these girls and buy them stuff off their lists. i know, shame on me. but can you try and see it from my eyes? my life is worthless, i have no friends, no girls talk to me. ill never have a real life gf. ive accepted it. im too far gone now. like many of you, i dont plan on living a lot longer. so why not give my money to these cute girls who are in need? at least im serving SOME purpose. at least i am being used by some cute girl. which is better than nothing at all. seeing erica wear the clothes i bought her made it all worth it. it made me feel joy inside for days. i know ive lost all my self worth, respect, and dignity.
>>27334419
But Why?
Dfjuddc
>>27334491
Why not give to those that are actually in need of help?
These girls are attention whores taking advantage of you.
>>27334491
There are people out there suffering, if your only purpose in life is to apparently be "used", then why not join the peace corps or some other organization that is dedicated to 1 on 1 help people in need by "using" people. You're a bullshit excuse for a human being, I just want to fug Eliza, I don't care about her or her retarded teenage girl needs, I just want her to need muh cock. My oneitis is cuter and more tsundere then her anyways.
>>27334550
This. You seem like a good person OP it pisses me off to see these hoes take advantage of you like you're nothing.
am I the only one who doesn't have a clue who is eliza or what is happening in this fucking board like what the fuck is happening with all the attention whoring
MODS WHRER ARE YOU??????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i don't have any money but i'd like someone to orbit
is anyone currently accepting orbiters?
>>27334624
What kind of person do you want to orbit? Can they already be in a relationship?
hey if there are any femanons out there who kill themselves for me I could make sure your family is taken care of
>Gf works hard, barely makes her bills, always exausted but never steps out of line, extremely moral, always kind and caring, creative, attractive, never ending patience for me of years etc.
>As a result she's poor as shit for being attached to a deadbeat like me.
>If I just cast her away she could have a much better life with some rich guy like in this thread.
>She doesn't want it, she wants me.
>I don't want this person to end up some entertainment piece for some retard with too much money either.
>Just want a good life for her, better than this.
>Breaks my heart.
shit man
>>27334609
This is a recent thing.
It's a fucking attention whore board now. No idea what's happened.
>>27334624
if you have no money then you have nothing to offer as an orbiter and your existence is unneccesary
>>27334810
that isn't true anon i can still offer attention and love
im going to sell my great grandfathers civil war sword and memorabilia, handed down for generations, so i can give the money to these girls.
Any kind anon want to buy me tabletop simulator? We can play it together
>>27331721
Only a couple of things, either will be fine
http:\\www.amazon.co.uk\registry\wishlist\1IXSZY5O2OXYY
>>27334857
im an experienced orbiter. most of these girls have large skype groups with 15-20 betas who shower them with attention and compliments and love. they already have enough of that and dont need anymore. the only way to distinguish yourself and move to the upper ranks of their orbiters, is to buy them shit. its the only way.
>>27334872
YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS IM TRIGGERED AS FUCK NOW
>>27333217
no of course not. I might be poor but I'm not degenerate filth.
>>27333487
>tfw no emails
I-I thought we had something pseudospecial.
>>27332475
Idk what to give you...
>>27331765
>>27331789
This is the equivalent of /x/ tier role play, r-right?
>literally every bitch ITT has Lolita on their list
>>27335804
i'm getting you the lisa frank stickers
To the women ITT: I am considering buying one of you for a residency in my house for one year. We would set up a bank account for your that you can access at any time (I will have access and monitor the account of course). Terms will be a flat fee of $10,000 PLUS a monthly allowance of $500. Food and utilities will be free. There will be non-negotiable rules: Sex whenever I want it- no excuses. Occasional chores. If I text you from work and tell you to pick up something from the store, it better be done when I get home. I will not buy you any gifts, new clothes, or any other accessories; That is what your allowance is for. You are allowed to have your own life and girlfriends but if I smell another man at my house, you're cut off. When we're out with people you are expected to agree with me and support me, in addition to being arm candy.
Does this sound like something you want?
>>27335804
>amazon com/wishlist/CU13ZL417NN7
you want the same tactical face mask that eliza has? why ? plz dont copy her style. you are so much better than her
>>27333587
I made it in like 5 seconds. It's digital words on an Amazon wishlist. Control yourself my friend.
>>27335896
>durr hurr I like to play on women's susceptibilities to submissiveness in order to compensate for how unattractive I am both physically and mentally
>>27335968
A "yes" or "no" would suffice, whore.
>>27335896
I've always fantasizes about something like this, but it's the idea of being a "pet" of sorts that makes it seem so exciting. In real life though, I imagine it's important to find out. What are you like? Hobbies? Are you a bully? Scary fetishes? And then I updated the thread and saw this.
>>27335980
Why so mean?
>>27335753
I don't
http:\\www.amazon.co.uk\registry\wishlist\1IXSZY5O2OXYY
>>27336009
I don't appreciate catty insults. I'm not a bully, never was. I like to play guitar, work on my car, drive to new towns and check out if the coffee is any good, read articles, go for walks when it's warm. I work for a newspaper. I like to rip clothes during sex.
>>27336107
I wanted to learn bass at one point, but I couldn't afford an instrument and everybody in my school band was an amazingly insufferable cunt. That's an odd thing to do - going to a place just for coffee. Do you measure your life in coffee spoons or something? :^) I'd like to talk more. I'm not sure what will happen, but I'm curious at least. Do you have a throwaway?
>>27335896
sounds like a horrible deal, to be honest. escorts or prostitutes can make, what, lets say on the low end $200-$300 a night? so basically after one month of this person fucking you and doing your chores, that $10,000 will have been earned through services, pretty much. but your offering $10,000 for an entire year? jesus. the allowance also doesnt cover much. what about medical expenses and dental care?
>>27336272
If they would rather be prostitutes, fucking multiple strange and possibly dangerous men a night while giving a cut of their earnings to the "service" (pimp), rather than having a safe roof over their heads and someone who will provide them the essentials while giving them spending money and a "nest egg" up front, tax free, only asking for creature comforts in return, by all means, take the former.
>>27336290
Emailing you right now...
>>27336272
Well, I can't speak for everybody, but I imagine it wouldn't be done for a money making thing. I like the idea of being there exclusively to make somebody else happy, I like doting on people.
>>27335896
i would be super interested in something like this but i'man ugly autistic virgin :(and just recently gave up on finding a bf and cut my hair super short for convenience so i doubt anyone would want me, wuh-wah
but i hope you find someone, friendo
I got my tax returns today.. first person to post tits with timestamp i'll buy anything on your amazon wishlist under $100 for you.
>>27331789
CuntOriginality is assured
>>27331721
Gimme some money, come on, gimme some
I don't want to work for a living, give me a big roll of cash.
>>27337336
In fact, make that two rolls of cash. I feel like living it up.
>>27337280
http:\\www.amazon.co.uk\registry\wishlist\1IXSZY5O2OXYY
>>27337996
>>27337280
Are you going to make me your aofu waifu anon?
Can somebody send me Eliza's Amazon list? I only care about cute, self destructive lolis.
still waiting to get paid, the wishlists are open. some of you just have 2 things on it.
>>27338477
>>27338537
Here's Eliza's: >>27332795
Remember, it's almost her birthday!
>>27338612
i already bought something for her though. two people here have a wishlist full of books, i'll probably do that.
and then there's a weeby person, a make up person, somebody who wants toiletries and Ciara.
>>27338612
I live in her town. I'm scared of what I might do.
>>27338738
>>27338738
Don't rape me please
All I need is a pencil and a three pack of lead, but since I don't have pussy power I can't do shit.I hate this shitty world.
>>27338930
men are disposable anon
>>27338861
You wish, I'm saving myself up for my oneitis.
Can anybody send me $20 for smokes?
>>27339553
smoking is for low-tier chads
