How hung do I have to be to be a NEET? I've escaped the shackles of wageslavery and I'm already becoming more enlightened by learning a new instrument, writing poetry, and creating art. But I need to know what the cutoff point is for being a hung NEET. I have a feeling 8.25" is just about average and just won't cut it. Please help...
7.5"x5.5" is the official robot penis length. If you're less than that you cannot be a robot.
>>27331492
>If you're less than that
you mean more
small penis = robot
big penis = chad
>>27331492
I thought anything under 7" is micropenis territory...
>>27331573
You've got it all backwards my man. Women are terrified of robot cock and gravitate towards Chad's smaller, less threatening penis.
>>27331625
>Women are terrified of robot cock and gravitate towards Chad's smaller, less threatening penis.
DICKLET DETECTED KEK
>>27331637
Moar
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>>27331704
does it make your little micro peepee hard to see such huge dicks stretching out these young girls, permanently ruining them for everyone average and below average?
>>27331333
>writing poetry, and creating art
Post it
>>27331743
You'll see it when I publish my book.
>>27331768
What's your name so I could watch out for it?
>>27331715
Yet roasties want me to believe that if I went in after with my 4.9 inch girth 6 inch penis after this, her vagina would magically snap around my penis snuggly and we could continue to have normal sex.
I mean fuck, are they delusional or do they actually believe this? do they forget the effort of having to up to these kind of sizes or does that memory fade and they think this could be shoved in willy nilly with no issue?
>>27331857
work up to these kind of sizes*
>>27331857
you're retarded and don't have any idea how a vagina works.
it's a muscle. it expands and contracts. childbirth, which tears it, is about the only thing that really compromises the integrity of said muscle.
I've had sex with more than 40 men and the opening of my vagina is still no bigger around than a finger, and I don't even do kegels. that's just how it fucking works. take a god damned anatomy class you LITERAL moron.
>>27332054
>I've had sex with more than 40 men
Stopped reading there you filthy roastie whore.
>>27332054
>40 men
REEEEEEE
>>27332054
you are absolutely retarded if you think daily sex with a big penis doesnt stretch the vagina
>>27332054
I'm not even going to say "Fucking roastie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I just want to know, why do you come here? This is one of the only sites on the internet where lonely robots can talk, and you come here saying "Femanon here!!", "I've had sex with over 40 men!!"
>>27332054
So you are saying if that guy pulled his cock out, and directly after I shoved mine in, it would cling tighly to my cock?
Don't be so dishonest.
>>27332054
Then why do you have to work up to certain sizes? are you going to say a 14 year old who has never had any form of penetration could easily fit in the cock in the picture? of course she fucking couldn't, she would have to work her way up to it, and by work up we are talking about stretching out here.
>>27332054
>It's a muscle therefore it contains magical properties guys! trust me you dumb fucks
>>27332179
>You're too big anon, I just need to fuck a bunch of these other guys to work up to you!
>>27332211
A lot of women use dildos or objects, normally they start off with much thinner objects.
The point still stands that a woman who has never had any form of penetration is not going to be able to take a fucking coke can in her snatch for the first time without damage.
>>27332236
Like a feemale would skip the opportunity to fuck a bunch of Chads incrementally increasing in penis size.
>>27332152
no, not DIRECTLY, no.
why are you trying to have nasty sloppy seconds?
I may have fucked a lot of guys but not in quick succession.
>>27332096
>>27332102
no
>>27332131
find me any evidence anywhere where it says that it does. protip: you cannot.
studies suggest that regular sex with a large partner actually tightens the vagina by working out the muscles, making them stronger and more toned.
>>27332144
I come here being I'm a mentally ill fuck and I like talking to you guys for the most part. I don't usually ever bring up my sexual history, but you guys perpetuate this absolutely retarded myth that just makes you more angry towards women. don't miss out on sex with a clean and responsible woman because of a misconception.
despite my history I've never had any STD and I've never been pregnant. I've also never had sex with a nigger.
>>27332179
I lost my virginity at 18 to a man with a 8.5" cock. you don't have to "work up" to anything. the first time you put ANYTHING but a finger in there, it's painful, because you're not used to it. small dick or large dick. you get used to it. it'll be painful the first few times regardless of the dick size.
>>27332208
>if a muscle assumes a certain shape it will never ever change again if that shape isn't sustained! Fat people can never slim down and unfit people aren't able to be fit!
>>27332325
did you just say muscles get toned?
the /fit/ in me reeeeeeees right now.
Can we get back on topic please? Thank you.
>>27332360
Originally shut up neet
>>27332331
>implying resistence training is the same as having a muscle lazily surround an object not even having to work
>>27332439
>implying a vagina doesn't expand and contract the same as all your muscles during sex
VIRGIN ALARM BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>27332484
I could hold onto a dildo and tighten my grip slightly now and then for 10 minutes, I am not going to get any form of gains from that you fucking mong lel.
>>27332527
you don't get gains, no one was talking about gains, but holding onto a bigger dildo isn't going to limit your ability to hold onto a smaller dildo, either.
seriously. why is everyone in this thread literally retarded.
>>27332527
Hey try this.
Have sex with a 9x7 guy every day for 6 months. Then sleep with a 6x5 guy.
You won't feel anything.
>>27332552
You were the one who compared sex and excersise.
No, it doesn't limit the grip per say but it also doesn't make it tighter, vaginas grip strength isn't that powerful. You cannot deny that you can morph the vagina to accomodate a larger object, therefore it doesn't have a desired need to be any tighter the next time around, only tight enough to still have enough grip on that particular size. If this wasn't the case then fisting and other such activites would not exist.
>>27332653
TIL literally any virgin can be fisted.
>>27332675
With great damage and agony.
It is recomended to fist your wife to make birth easier.
Now why would that make it easier? I thought you couldn't stretch the vagina?
>>27332762
who the FUCK recommends this?
as far as I'm aware it's recommended not to penetrate her at all in the third trimester lest risk damage to baby.
>>27332675
go slowly, but yeah. you could. not that I'd advise you to.
>>27332653
fisting exists because people have size fetishes and want to see a woman accommodate larger and larger objects. women similarly want to accommodate larger and larger objects (some, not all). this is a porn thing. no one gets fisted in real life...
>>27332826
fisting exists because it gives amazing orgasms to the woman.
>>27331333
Thisis not that important to me.
