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I just want someone to pay for minor expenses in my amazon wishlist,
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I just want someone to pay for minor expenses in my amazon wishlist, is that too much to ask?
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>>27328191
It is literally too much to ask
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show your tits on snapchat or something

I'm trying to find a way to see $1000+ deposits in my savings account too, but unfortunately I'm a man so I have to use my brain to accomplish this.
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>>27328206
But /r9k/ told me free attention and favors automatically come with being a female.
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>>27328191
i-i'll do it, location?
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>>27328239
Why would you need my location to buy me stuff over amazon? NZ
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>>27328283
So you can be my gf
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>>27328229

You generally have to prove it, I've gotten free stuff before by simply claiming to be female and posting my wishlist, but it's quite rare.
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>>27328239
See OP, that didn't take long.
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>>27328325
Then is that a yes?
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>>27328360
If you'll be my girlfriend and give me sextus
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>>27328380
From nz? Where the hell are you? If I need to give sex upfront I might as well just become a prostitute. I heard virginity sells for thousands
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>>27328399
Post nudes or something, you really think you get to reap the benefits of being a woman without giving yourself as an object?
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>>27328191
do this itz ez you dont even have to attractive
https://twitter.com/hashtag/findom?vertical=default&lang=en-gb
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>>27328423
But you do have to be emotionally intelligent and half decent at acting for that shit. I can't play the high maintenance Stacy character at all. Not to mention It's an oversaturated market - Fetlife is leaking at the seams with those kind of girls.

Not everything that comes with being a female is as easy as it seems, dumbass
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>>27328406
Kill yourself, die and go to hell for wasting my time.
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>>27328473
You're wasting your own time dumbshit.
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>>27328406
Why would she post nudes? Eliza what ever the fuck her name is hasn't posted nudes and you have hundreds of retards on this board sucking her dirty plates and buying her things from her amazon wishlist.

Litrelly just be a women OP, and post your photos on here and take up a trip.
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>>27328468
sounds like you dont want to put effort in kid heres what you do. get someone to add you on steam and then post a pic of v of something non related to the messages and make the messages say shit like i just bought a new skin for you goddess it will be ez as fuck
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>>27328498
>video games
I'd rather not
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>>27328510
Post nudes or mail underwear pls
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>>27328239
Cuck-a-doodle-doo

Very original Comment
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>>27328239
Daily reminder that beta orbiters are worse than women because they enable them.
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>>27328527
He wants to get sex for a fraction of the cost it requires to hire a prostitute. Not really a cuck of you ask me, just stupid.
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>is expecting disgusting betas to fulfill their only use in society too much to ask?
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>>27328541
Get out illiterate weeaboo trash.
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>>27328553

Not all women get orbiters though. In fact most women don't. It's a Stacey only privilege.
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>>27328191
Yeah it literally is too much to ask, get a fucking job roastie.
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>>27328696
All women can. They're mostly just too lazy to objectify themselves.
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Are there books on it, OP? I might buy you one if there are, but I'm also a grill.
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>>27328239
You are the reason things are the way they are.


S T O P
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>>27328839
Read the fucking thread, holy shit. >>27328543
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Bumping until I get a robot provider
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>>27328495
>post your photos on here
No thank you
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>>27328770

Nice excuse. Tip top KeK. No they can't, only real Stacies get orbiters that get them gifts/donate.
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dem feels when your weaboo girlfriend gets everything bought for her by retards and i barely have to spend anything on her

legit one even sent her money so we could go on a date together (she said it was for rent LOL)
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>>27329286
You're here because you have something to contribute right? How does she do it?
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>>27329286

Who is she? I'll donate.
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>>27329272
Post a body shot and a paypal and you will literally be proven wrong. If you legitimately want this instead of just trying to make some retarded point that is repeatedly debunked make it happen.
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>>27329324
Fetlife brah

If she's cute, you'll get TONS of people willing to buy shit simply for sending personal nudes or voice clips to them.
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>>27329326
Aint posting her fetlife profile on 4chan, i'm not stupid

she has enough guys buying her shit anyway
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>>27329348

No you have to be a Stacey to get beta bux. Not anybody can just get beta bux like that which is why op is silly.
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>>27329387
>>27329399

Word. That's amazing good on you and her.
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>>27329387
>feeling good about being a cuck
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>>27329432

He's not the cuck. Everyone else is the cuck.
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>>27328191
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ORIGINO
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>>27329453
Everyone else isn't in a relationship with his girlfriend yet they've all seen her naked.


Next time date a stripper in order to be more honest with yourself.
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>>27329453
He's literally whoring out his gf.
The only way he can avoid being a cuck is if he drops her in a year or 2.
If he gets hitched with this slut then he literally, LITERALLY, cucked himself.
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>>27329453
>GF is sending out nudes to random guys online
>"H-HE'S NOT A KEK!"
Kek, are you serious?
That nigger's 100% cuck material.
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>>27329348
How about you prove yourself right first fucking imbecile. Where are the ugly/fat girls with providers?
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>>27328191
I got 7k euros in paysafe card credits, post nudes with time stamp and I might think about it.
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>>27329432
>>27329481
>>27329482
I literally do not care. She sleeps in my bed every night, and i get to spend all my hard earned cash on cars and other hobbies because i don't have to buy her shit.

Win/Win if you ask me.
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>>27329702
Just so long as you don't do something stupid like waste your time in a long-term relationship with her.
If you do, you are a complete cuck.
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So where's my privilege for simply existing again? Giving out nudes and risking one's entire future is not """privilege"""
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sage you fucking cunt
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>>27329712
I have no idea how long ill spend with her, i dont believe in soul mates or "the one" or anything, but so far shes pretty rad and low maintenance and stress free. She's studying at uni at the moment (molecular biology) and only works a few hours a week which is why she doesnt have cash to buy things herself. Its not a permanent solution for her, but people are happy to buy her shit so why not take advantage of that?

I can see myself being with her for a fairly long time as long as it keeps going this well, hasn't done anthing to make me distrust her or anything so far.
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>>27330137
>I can see myself being with her for a fairly long time as long as it keeps going this well, hasn't done anthing to make me distrust her or anything so far.
Ahh, so you're already too cucked to learn.
Just don't come crying to me broseph.
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>>27330163
if you say so lol
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might as well try to ride this wave

anyone down to by a schizotypal stacey some presents? :)
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>>27328191
ok sent ;)
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