>Starting first job after being NEET for years today at 4PM
>Currently 8:30 and have been constipated since about thursday
>Have been off and on sick since thursday
>Thursday was the day I got the job
>tfw your diagnosed social anxiety is physically acting up or this is a terrible coincidence
>Tfw feel like absolute shit
Life isn't fair. I try so hard to get a job and my body wants to stop me from it
>>27328053
You are the worst of humanity. Such weakness.
>>27328053
That ass, jesus kill me.
>>27328053
Take a fucking laxative you absolute moron.
Honestly what is wrong with you people?
>I have a job and am now so afraid I haven't been able to shit for five days
I hope to Christ this is satire, for your sake. Fucking pathetic.
>>27328053
This could be same girl
>>27328243
>tfw I could probably get her to snort protein shake out of her nose with laughter
>>27328053
iktf
I was supposed to work yesterday, on the way to the factory i started to cry. I got back home. I'm seeing a therapist in 2 weeks.
>>27328309
what kind of factory fa-m?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugAQBeq9KHs
>>27328243
OP here.
Good taste
Also laxatives is a terribble idea sinxe they might choose not to activate until later today
>>27328405
I want this woman to break my fucking neck.
>>27328437
And shit in your mouth?
>>27328795
At that point it wouldn't even fucking matter.
None of this matters.
>>27328405
Tasha here.
Stop posting me
Nobody cares about your story. Post more of that god-tier booty.
>>27328857
shut the fuck up and go take more pictures of your arse for me bust on.
Do you honestly think you have any other value whatsoever?
>>27328898
>>27328920
*Tips black super expensive Fedora
Good news
Op Here. Just took a poo. Still feeling a bit sick though.
>>27328053
drink a lot of fucking water
no matter how constipated you are, this always helps
>>27328309
>>27328230
Where do you think you are. Laxs are a terrible fucking idea. I worked at Mcdonalds when I was 16 and had a history of constipation. Took laxatives since I could barely stand a few hours before work. Spent my whole training day shitting in the company toilet and then my employer told me not to worry about coming for another training day since the job "Wasn't for" me.
Then I couldn't go to the McD's to eat and had no fucking job.
>>27328053
I want to feed her mexican food and have use me as her toilet
>>27329736
>R9K
Fucking hell this place
>>27329736
>>27330779
olayy.
>>>/wsg/999966
>be at work doing my shelf-stacking
>there's a new guy starting who I will have to work with some days
>he's overweight, a big unit
>i doubt any of it is muscle
>he works with someone else until 10 last minutes, when I have to work with him
>ask him to do something
>he just follows me and watches me do the task I was doing
>i say "ok i'll do it then"
>notice he is sweating profusely, we work in the cold so the only sweat should be under your armpits and ass maybe
>no idea how he is sweating from working moderately slow
>i realise he is probably autistic
>he might even be a robot
I kind of felt bad, in hindsight he seemed so awkward and it was probably his first job, I probably acted the same when I was new.
How can I make this guy feel better guys?
>>27330884
Fuck up in front of him.
It's the only way. Make him feel like less of a fuck up.
>>27330884
Sweating from nothing is a signof being nervous or anxious. I sweat like fuck, especially hands when around others
>>27330907
Terrible advice NEETard
>>27332798
I guess you're right.
Maybe.
