How do I pick up a beta orbiter from /r9k/?
>>27327729
You start by posting tits.
>>27327729
give off the false impression that if they are nice enough to you eventually you will have sex with them
>>27327729
Post boipucci.
We all hate women here, so we only orbit traps.
>>27327729
Try literally anywhere else. Tyr /adv/, maybe even /lit/ they are full of beta thirsty men, we're red pilled here.
>>27327729
step 1. Take knife
step 2. Repeatedly ram knife into throat
step 3. Enjoy your beta orbiter
>>27328644
Any other way that wouldn't get me charged with murder?
>>27328682
I meant your own throat, sorry for being unclear
>>27328705
Yeah no shit. I was fucking with you for being so triggered