Ey yo I got this
But I don't want this
Trying to rap without beets
'cause I'm just a crippled NEET
Spend all day
on /r9k/
Spend my GBP on some new CDs
But I got no love and I got no weed
I just want a pretty girl to be my waifu
but I'm posting on 4chan cause I got no laifu
>>27327426
HEY
HEY
You dumb bitch stop complainin
Now the real mic master has came in
I spit lyrics like fire
Dont call me no liar
Cause this wagecuck is feeling great
Ill kill every NEET I see
From NEET A to NEET Z
Aint not motherfucker getting pity
Sorry NEETs but this cuck is feeling shitty
AYO AYO WE FINNA DO IT
You can find me on r9k
Shit posting night and day
Either way, i stay away
From interacting with normies, ay
See a qt and my anxiety rises
She entices, theres no surprises
My spaghetti is imminent
She tries to get intimate
Oh shit, gotta go
I think i left on the stove
Go and post
About how i hate bitches and hoes.
>>27327555
>Sorry NEETs but this cuck is feeling shitty
I don't doubt it little buddy
Bet your boss makes you feel cruddy
I got the memories, like a ghost in my head
Of my son-of-a-bitch-boss that made me wish I was dead
Can't say I don't miss stackin' up them dollas
but it's nice not to hear boss's stupid fuckin' hollas
Yo nigga
Finna hit a blunt yo
Nigga
Finna teach thes bitches a lesson
Finna give em the asswoop of them lives
Yo nigga
>>27327644
Ayo ayo hol up
So you finna saying we got a rap up?
Playing b ball with my niggas
Pump and dumping stacy finnas
All dem white single mommas
With their jungle baby bubbas
Watch out white boy we coming
Especially in your waifu we loving
>>27327644
>>27327770
ey yo it's freestyle rap not freestyle crap
Gotta get some better rhymes
If you want to rap online
>>27327426
My name is Anon and Im here to say,
I talk about having no gf all day
I walk the halls watching Chad's and Stacy's
I try to speak out, but my heart keeps racing
The Betas are shunned out and the Alpha's gettin bigger
I wanna take my M9, and pull the fucking trigger
>>27327889
cool it down my homey you gotta relax
to get a cutie gf you don't have to be jacked
You gotta remember that the ladies run the gamut
And somewhere out there there's one who'd let you slam it
>>27327914
Too late man, it's done and now im filled with Beta Rage
I feel like an abused animal trapped in it's rusty cage
I can sense it, a uprising, forming
We can then purge the world of useless normies
>>27327991
You gonna get the NSA all up in this fuckin thread
And if they take you down to GITMO you may as well be dead
Even if you try to play it off as a joke
You may find yourself all locked up in the poke
>>27327426
AYO, im just a NEET
I never skip a beat
when i bust out my rhymes
wake up wagecucks another day another dime
NEET life is the destiny I follow
walk with me, fellow men whose hearts are hollow
As we reject society, that wants us to be, just like them
We must stand firm and united like the hardest of gem
As we ride out in the stormy weather with our head up high
blastin every normie faggot DIE DIE DIE
sitting here on /r9k/
tellin' wagecucks bout my day
all i do is masturbate
read plato and watch anime
im rapping
im rapping
im rapperty rapping
im rap rap rap rap
rap rap rapping
i do a poos all day
i do a poos cos im gay
yay yay hey hey
hey yay yay
my waifu is here to stay
my waifu likes to play
poos poos wees wees
cums on the bum bums
came here to drop but here's nothing to see,
dudes with tits and faggot wannabes,
should be working but i'm wasting time,
all day long but i'm doing fine.
earning money while napping all day,
waking up, take a shit, go on r9k,
nothing to gain, only complain while they put themselves out in the rain
niggers trannies fembot faggot
wojak frogpost weebshit manlet
this fucking website makes me sick,
while you wank to a chick with dick
wagecuckin'
aint flustered
because i get to post in this freestyle thread
yeah
>>27328359
that chorus is fucking dope anon
My waifu brings all the traps to the yard
And they're like: she's better than yours
You damn right she better than yours
I can teach you but I have to discharge (my penis) (i.e. cums)