Good morning, wagecuck. I know, it's 10 after six and you want to sleep in. But remember, you love contributing to society and making your parents oroud of you. So get up and get moving.
Another day, another dollar.
>>27326811
Good morning fellow neet. It's night time here and I'm lying in bed thinking about the next 365 wonderful sleep-ins I've got coming my way.
please tell how one becomes a NEET
>>27326898
by living with your parents
being able to live off of neetbux is a meme, especially if you've never had a job
>>27326811
>tfw woke up to the sounds of a nearby school having a purim party and playing extremely loud extremely obnoxious music
I hate being a wageslave but I sure do love being financially independent
>>27326811
Thismorning is full of sunshine.
jokes on you faggot I work in Brussels I can stay home today
>>27326920
I'm living on $450 nzd a week sickness benefit
>>27326955
Is that enough for rent, food and Internet over at middle earth?
>>27326992
I'm living in butthole minimal everything, so yes.
I spend 10-30 on food a week max, lots of cup noodles.
>>27326811
>you love contributing to society
>making your parents proud of you
Are these meant to be b8 insults?
These are good things.
Also as usual, I think I'll just cover what goes on in these threads to cut out the bullshit:
>wagecucks
>neetcucks
>unlimited leisure, time to pursue interests/philosophy, fuck wagecuck's gf, smugpepe.jpg
>loser, neetcuck, leech, no life, neckbeard, etc.
>lolumad wagie?
>comment on neets being burden to society
>lol wagie I don't owe society shit
>except for the taxes that pay for shit like infrastructure, public services, etc.
>lol so mad wagie btfo
>people who work leave thread because repetition
>ree
> first page of /r9k/
> two NEET threads
Look I am NEET and I live a good life! Look at me! I'm not lying to you, guys, it's awesome and your lives suck! Look at me! My life is so great that I need to repeat it every day multiple times!
>>27327019
Why spend so little? Is rent that expensive? That spending quantity seems way lower than what you could afford
>>27327040
I need to be able to buy vidya and alcohol anon.
It's a worthy sacrifice.
>>27327048
Man if I had no job I would just pirate fucking everything. I buy vidya because I can afford it but I can definitely identify with people who have no money and pirate the vidya.
>>27327036
Thiswagie is getting ragey.
i'm up early drinking coffee because i got a good nights sleep
and i honestly don't understand how people can really enjoy being NEET (i was one for over a year), i work a full time job and am seriously considering picking up a part time job a few days a week just to have something else to do than come home and be alone in front of my computer on the same boring internet day after day ;_;
>>27326811
>10 after six
This has triggered me more than any of these threads ever.
You fucking mong.
>>27326811
>muh contribution to society
>muh self worth
>b-but I'm not a wagie, I have a career!
>b-but all the things I could buy even with no time to enjoy them?
Why don't wagies know how to enjoy the simple things in life? Funny how in spite of their rantings about the size of.their salary/wage, they can't afford such a basic luxury
>>27326955
what the fuck brah? i live in nz too thats fucking bs you can't get a 450/weekly disability allowance
>>27327040
you can actually get a good bit of food for 30 bucks if you know how to shop
discovered kroger has 3lb bags of 'chicken' nuggets for $5 the other week, not too bad
>>27327019
>10-30 on food a week max, lots of cup noodles.
LIVIN' THE DREAM SENPAI
Where are those gourmet sandwiches?
>>27327126
what? i don't understand the whole being a ragie wagie thing, getting a STEM or bizness degree and starting on a decent salary isn't slavery. NEET are slaves to their own laziness
>>27327019
>cup noodles diet
really fucking bad for you, loaded with salt and chemicals leads to heart problems maybe cancer
>>27327167
>Actually attempting to argue with these niggers
They are welfare queens
>>27327167
i'm a salarycuck and even though it's a fairly shitty salary, i will literally spend about an hour today doing actual work, the rest will be spent shitposting here, reddit and with my homies on IRC
i could literally get paid to watch anime all day but i'm bored with it and pretty much everything else really, need to find something productive to do with all my downtime at work but when i start trying to learn something, i just get bored and back to doing what i posted above
>>27327019
what you spend in ONE week on food is what I make in ONE hour lol.
you can't make this stuff up guys! im "jelly" as they say, I wouldn't know, I dont spend all my time looking at internet youth culture.
oh debra hi, yeah that rubeun sandwich is for me, and tip the delivery boy a monument to mount rushmore if you know what i mean hahaha.
>>27326811
But my job rules.
>>27327208
Cheap fucking bastard
>>27327186
>>27327193
>>27327208
>>27327221
>being conditioned into "enjoying" work
Complaceny =/= enjoyment.
Have fun in your skinner's box
>>27327246
>projecting
I guess you have a lot of time to think about what strangers think about that their places of employment while you eat noodles for the 15h time in a month.
>>27327246
you are literally illiterate, i didn't say i enjoyed anything about my job you mongoloid, just that out of the 8 hours i'll be at my desk in my own office a 7 minute walk from my own apartment, i'll do an hours worth of work (which can be pretty annoying to be honest, have to deal with asshole lawyers) and the rest will be spent fucking around on the internet bored to death, which is what i'd be doing at home for the most part
the only time i REALLY don't want to go to work is when i drink the night before because i don't sleep, now that is shit but i'm trying to save that for the weekends anyway
>>27327379
oh and this morning i'll be F5ing amazons listing for PSVR bundle preorder, as a salarycuck i can easily afford it without having to eat shitty ramen every day
>>27327079
Thisis the best reply NEETshit can muster
>>27326811
Good morning, fatfuck. I know, you weigh over 250pounds and you really want to lose weight. But remember, you love your body and are healthy at any size. So keep making threads on an image board to help yourself forget the fact you are worthless
Another twinkie, another tear.
>>27327246
I literally enjoy it. And get six figures. Life is nice
>>27326955
WTF? How did you get on that? Job seeker support was less that 200
>>27327230
haha, all four presidents, well try and achieve success and you can be in the same yacht (boats are for penny pushing neets) as me.
>>27327175
"salt and chemicals"
is this was burgers really think? im not saying cup noodles are great but salt is
>>27327175
Everything has chemicals in it, el friendo.
Why are you all working from home? It's the best of both worlds
> screwing around on IRC researching and inventing new cryptosystems instead of working on my degree
> friends start a company and raise tens of millions of dollars to fund it
> hire me to screw around on IRC researching and inventing new cryptosystems
> drop out of degree
> screw around on IRC researching and inventing new cryptosystems, while also traveling and giving talks and meeting people
I still have time to work out, I still have time to learn piano, cook, run, etc., I also have boatloads of cash and the respect of my friends and family. NEETs btfo.
>>27327485
Are you projecting anon?
>>27327019
If I ever move out imma try the super simple cheapskate diet (will probably be forced to anyhow). Something about it screams comfy. Lots of canned beans in my future.
>>27328369
>projecting in this context
Guys, I recently became a wagecuck but I have no idea what to spend money on. I haven't bought anything in two years
>>27326811
Your right I do love my job. On the bed downtown now thinking about all the cool shit I get to make today.
>>27328620
Idk but you better not save a dime. You wouldn't want to have enough to quit your job for a while. You'll fall back into being a permanent NEET
>>27326811
Joke's on you, I live in Brussels and can now go home.
Being a neet is great and all, only if you have discipline and use your free time creatively. I spent about 2 years a neet and didn't realize how bad it was until I moved out of my parents house. I found that I actually could enjoy my free time and it improved my social skills. The thing I miss is being able to have more time for creating music and sitting around like a lazy fuck. If I could go back I'd practice a lot more, hang out at the local music scene and get excercise. There's nothing better than getting off the day before your day off and just getting home and playing vidya and guitar all night chainsmoking in your room because you live alone.
>>27326920
yes yes keep believing that, dont do your research you twat.
more for me and my neet bros ;)
>>27327399
lol silly slave... but when do you have time to play with it? ;)
poor poor delusional slaves.
>>27328727
yes yes good goim cattle.
but t.b.h its scary how brainwashed the cattle has become. may God have mercy and put you poor cows out of your misery.
>job is a 30 minute drive
Otherwise, I'm pretty happy here and I'm actually making a difference.
