>what the fuck
>who smells like shit in here
>my god open the door
>pretend i can smell it too
>lunch time go toilet
>pull down pants and briefs in one of the toilet stalls
>skid marks all over them
>put on an old pair that were lying on the floor
>someone notices a smell
>hesitate to fake react
>everyone stares
>>27326745
they knew it was you
>>27326772
going to need citation.
>>27326745
>>put on an old pair that were lying on the floor
>>27326782
when you left the smell went away
>>27326821
I only left at lunch when everyone else did, checkmate norman.
>>27326745
>wearing briefs
what the actual fuck?
i thought "skid marks" on underwear were some kind of funny meme
this really happens? what the fuck? people just shit themselves in public now? do you not wet the tp when you wipe your asshole?
christ
>>27326856
>wetting the tp
>>27326870
>trying to clean melted chocolate from a carpet using a dry napkin
>>27326885
>using fragile paper to wipe instead of superior underwear cloth
>>27326870
>thinking toilet paper by itself cleans the shit away
this is why we need bidets in this cuntry
>WHITE UNDERWEAR
>>27326856
nigga I could do a shit and wipe 100 times, and on the 101st wipe there would still be some doody
>>27326885
>>27326909
>his shits aren't dry enough to leave behind zero residue
Oh wipefags
>>27326921
This, anyone who says they dont get skidmarks are lying sacks of shit. Even women get them and it's normal for them.
Yet it's a crime if a man gets skidmarks on his undies.
Fuck off.
>>27326948
well gee, not everyone eats a strictly vegan diet like you anon
a no-wiper is like christmas morning for me
>>27326954
thats becuase americans have bad ass hygien
>>27326954
i an 18 year old man and i have never once experienced shit in my underwear
i used to shit my pants till i was 13
i was scared of the toilet for some reason
i would leave shit filled underwear laying around my room
>>27326827
>not knowing the stench got stronger the closer they were to you
>>27326985
boy*
an 18 year old boy*
>go weewee
>use big flush
WHO DEVILISH??
>>27327006
nope
18 is adult in the eyes of the law, i can call myself a man now, it's cool. i even got called sir at the store the other day. feelsweirdman
i'll be 19 in a few months
used to get shit in my briefs always until i started eating oats. All it takes is one wipe now.
>>27327021
You're a boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHO2L4x2DRs
Vid is you.
Up until I was about 10, I never used to wipe my ass. I used to have giant skidmarks and my mum used to just clean them lol.
Is this a sign I was always autistic?
Im starting to think that only happens to Americans because of their shitty diets.
I'm European but dating an American girl. I probably shat myself as a little kid a few times (who doesn't), but beyond the age of like 6, i never did it again and i'm 24 now. my girlfriend though admitted to doing it sometimes and the other day she actually wet herself on accident, like wtf it feels like im dating a literal child?
>>27327021
>he thinks legal age = grown man
>>27327062
did you make the house smell like poo poo?
>>27327067
>he's never been taken by the primal urge to shit and had to go in the corner behind some building, drop his pants, shoot out a burning hot jet of buffalo wing shit then wipe his ass with grass and leaves
i bet she feels like she's dating a woman
>>27327067
>, like wtf it feels like im dating a literal child?
women are children, lad.
>be in elementary
>walking single file back to classroom from field trip bus
>accidently shat pants on bus
>trying to play it cool
>halfway to classrom some kid notices
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW ANONS GOT SHIT IN HIS PANTS!
>try to play it off like i dont hear anything
>back in classroom and all the kids whispering in eachothers ear about how i smell like shit untill the day is over
>>27327067
>my girlfriend though admitted to doing it sometimes and the other day she actually wet herself on accident, like wtf it feels like im dating a literal child?
thats what you get when you date a fat bitch.
>>27326954
I have never once gotten a skid mark. Invest in some flushable wipes or a bidet if you're incapable of wiping your ass with regular tp.
>in denny's with family
>feel a big fart coming
>let it out
>liquid diahreal shit comes out instead
>tdw no escape plan
>>27327034
Does eating oats work? I might try that anon.
>>27327179
Yes, it's easy fiber. But i drink it in a shake because eating it sucks dick.
>wow anon you smell good
>what is that
>"Haha, okay."
>brush it off
>notice I do smell good
>only a couple other people say that
>eventually come home from school
>realize later that whenI got horny in class for no reason I must have left some precum in my underwear
A-at least it still smells good.
>>27327088
Tbh nobody ever told me I smelled badly so I don't think I did.
OP Here, forgot to mention, I'm a girl.
>>27327224
Good try, loser. Go back to your cam-whore pedestal threads.
is it normal to smell like shit after taking a poop for a few minutes? it seems like the smell of shit follows me around when i take one. Even if the TP is clean.
>inhale marijuana smoke through nose
>swallow some snot/phlegm/whatever
>take a dump in school
>whole bathroom smells like fucking weed
>>27326745
You managed to shit yourself? Wow.
>>27326954
Holy shit kill yourself captain skidmarks
>>27327444
Trips has a point there.
>getting skidmarks is now considered "shitting yourself"
will reddit leave?
subhuman scum. get on my level
>>27328708
file was too large
>>27327067
>used to have a friend that I would constantly try to make her wet herself
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend to pee on your face
