What is it that'd make your dream gf, anon? Spare no details.
Bookish, chubby, nerdy, articulate, thoughtful, introspective, wears glasses, likes to write and is good at it
No girl like that would like me though
>>27326207
Why do you think they wouldn't?
Super quiet except for her farts which are explosively loud.
Her butt makes more noise than her mouth.
>>27326161
>honest
>communicates well with me
>taller rather than shorter
>shares some of my interests
>similar level of sexual experience and similar sexual preferences (i.e. vanilla like me)
>not extremely fat, fit, or skinny
>is kind at heart
That's pretty much it. I'd also take any girl that reminds me of my waifu.
>>27326161
Either Heather Graham or Jenifer Anniston. No exceptions.
>>27326211
I'm ugly and boring
the girl i'm talking to now minus the baby and the controlling baby daddy. so it literally will never happen. JUST
>>27326235
You're probably not either of those, anon! Don't be harsh on yourself.
>>27326220
>penance stare'd my dick
>>27326345
Pro Blackpill tip - He probably is, better that he accepts it now and gets his life going. Some people lucked out and others didn't, that's humanity for ya.
Here's my dream:
>Scandinavian or Medditeranian
>kinda short
>red pilled (no tinfoil)
>smokes
>alcoholic (to an extent)
>minimal arguing
That's about it.
My only requirements are that she has to be nice, cute and philosophical.
>>27326454
>philosophical
There are 2 types of "philosophical" girls:
1. girls who spout sartre or foucault verbatim and think they're deep
2. girls who actually have philosophical degrees but they're usually not cute
>>27326161
female with the mind of a man
>>27326479
I don't mean philosophical as in someone who reads philosophy books or has a degree in philosophy. I mean actually philosophical.
>>27326485
that would be a trans bf
>>27326454
What is cute? Examples bls~
>>27326511
What's actually philosophical?
>>27326550
I can't give an example because it's such a wide concept but you know when it's there.
>>27326562
I can't really say because philosophy's a word without other meanings, but I guess somebody who loves to know things.
>>27326161
>introverted type
>shy, has just a bunch of friends and doesn't talk to anybody
>kinda fucked up (anxiety and shit like that) so I can be of support and comfort her always
>likes animu and vidya (latter not strictly necessary)
>likes reading actual books and not young adult shit
>fuckless, kissless virgin (latter not strictly necessary)
Rei kinda reminds me of my ideal gf, probably because she's so detached and shy, so that's prime "waifu material"
looks
>Reserved, 1930s librarian wardrobe, think elizabeth from BS:I
>blonde hair, blue eyes, average height or a tad shorter
>large breasts, but they must have puffy nipples 2thamax
personality, aka "the important shit"
>loyal to our relationship
>curious but non-confronting, reads situations well
>adventurous but realistic, willing to take a random trip to the beach, bUT knows travelling around the world costs money
sexuality
>virgin or one night stand, I can overlook a mistake
>must be attracted to the male ideal, nothing degenerate like blacks or other females
>wants to have sex at least once a week
This is an ideal, not what I ever expect to get in reality
>>27326583
>I can't really say because philosophy's a word without other meanings, but I guess somebody who loves to know things.
You are fucking clueless
>>27326622
That was abit rude, can you give your definition then so that I can change my mind?
>tolerates my betaness
>has dark long hair
>likes cute clothes
>can sing well
>not fat
>funny
>weeb
>polite
tl;dr
>japanese
>>27326161
You know what I hate most about these threads?
Robots have no problem posting their ideal GFs but whenever someone asks fembots to describe their ideal boyfriends, all of a sudden the posters are whores, sluts, bitches and "only want Chad" with the thread being proof. Not to mention the times when it gets spammed with animal gore.
I know I can't expect logical consistency or maturity from robots but come on.
>>27326639
Well its literally love for knowledge
>>27326583
>I can't really say because philosophy's a word without other meanings, but I guess somebody who loves to know things.
Not him but this is ridiculous. Have you never heard of the word 'Inquisitive'?
>>27326161
Young, Japanese, and Loyal. I've had enough of my strong independent woman fantasy. They never have time for my anxieties and my current treats me like a weakling to crush instead of leaving me or trying to build me up.
>>27326652
Is wanting only a pure virgin girl with the face of OP and the personality of an innocent 2D middle schooler that bad to femanons, though? I'm sure they bitch on equally about this on tumblr and reddit or whatever shit forums they inhabit.
>>27326666
But that's pretty much what I said. Why the hostility anon? I'm not angry at you it just hurt my feelings a bit.
>>27326652
fuck off roastie ...original frigging roasties.
>>27326678
I don't necessarily want a gf who asks me questions all the time though
>>27326161
Kinda tomboyish, socially awkward, introverted, outdoorsy, good at cooking, clean, not overly obsessed with fashion or drama, enjoys sex but wants more than that in a relationship, monogamous, decent relationship with her family, likes animals, likes warm weather, likes to cuddle, doesn't like getting too drunk, doesn't do harder drugs, understands that straight men do not want to be her "bestie4lyfe xdddddd" even if they say so (doesn't encourage/desire orbiters I guess), has a driver's license, has a job/not a "full-time/unemployed student," voluntarily hangs out with me and even enjoys it.
>>27326697
Check my quads please
Also, not him, I am always as friendly as possible. Have this animu girl to drown your sorrow
>>27326730
check'd and thank you
Reading these threads is hilarious.
You bitch niggas would get blown the fuck out in a relationship.
Keep writing paragraphs bitches.
>petite
>generally cynical
>well read
>likes anime and/or video games or is at least open to trying those things out
>loves me
>loyal
Yazawa Nico incarnate.
>>27326652
Female ideals are set in stone (height, eye colour, race, etc)
Now read the ideals ITT. Hardly any mention physical characterisitcs; most of the ideals in this thread are personality traits, which can be changed
>>27326777
If you had to, what physical characteristics would you list?
>>27326721
What do you have to offer in return?
You're going to be controlling and manipulative?
Do you how it is to do that alone when you're in a relationship?
>>27326752
>what superpowers do you want
Uhh, I wanna fly
>lol, stupid idiot, flying is impossible without a plane
If op wanted realistic posts, he would have specified it
>>27326777
Your personality is actually based on your genetics and conditioning.
>>27326785
Not fat and must have a symmetrical face... that's literally it
My ideal gf is: <insert here anything that tumblr hates separated by commas>
>>27326809
Nigga please.
This is reality for you, u lil bitch.
You actually hope for a girl you're describing without having a slightest tingling of what it's like to date a girl.
To be in a relationship is a very good way to separate your ideals from who you actually are. Unless you're some kind of American freak who'll pretend for a life time.
OP here
Ideal is the grill in OP, at least a virgin (KV seems too much to ask), kind, quiet, into anime and quite nights in watching movies with bf ;_;
How unrealitstic is this? Be honest.
>>27326884
femanon detected
get out cunt :)
>>27326735
Nice to see someone not shitposting and actually nice around here, not many of us
>relatively tall (because I'm fucking tall)
>hightest and healthy
>dominatrix in bed, and into kinky bdsm stuff
>IQ above 120
>has real friends and likes to go out (so kinda independent)
>>27326794
See
>>27326809
Also just to be original I'm gonna call you gay and a woman to boot
>>27327098
you're the gay woman here, pal
>>27327018
>dominatrix
Do they actually exist, apart from the kind that charge by the hour? Every woman I've ever heard talking about sex has been incredibly submissive.
>>27327106
>tfw you will never be a lesbian no matter how many anons on Lebanesian goatmilking forums assure you that you are
feels bad man
>>27327115
Nah, I don't think dominatrixs are actually exist.
There are women however, who has a sexually dominant side as well.
>>27327141
no dyke op gf ;-;
I can't really say other than white or Asian. I find I like many diverse pairings of certain physical characteristics and personality traits.
>>27326844
Your ideal gf is a cis man?
She would eventually just cuck me, so I try not to think about having a gf any more.
>likes to swear
>Wont mind watching war movies with me
>Enjoys motorcycles, will ride with me once in a while, and or wants to learn to ride herself and buy one down the line
>Loyal
>Cute
>Talkative
>Kind and friendly
>Does not get offended at racism
>>27326752
why would you say that norman?
>>27327487
who is norman senpai??
I just want her to, sorry if I sound like a woman, hold me, listen to me vent and give me emotional support (I suppress most feelings so I have to let them out at some point), be super trustworthy because I'm paranoid that people will reveal my secrets which requires enormous amounts of trust, and satisfy my foot tickling fetish.
I just want someone who is into electronics, anime, and video games as much as i am.
Sexually aggressive, likes to wrestle, likes to be the one on top, but can also be submissive. Understands that I dont talk much, holding her and watching shit doing shit is enough communication. Has a sense of humor, speaks her fucking mind instead of holding back. Gives alot of blowjobs. Alot.
Hair color height weight looks etc I guess dont really matter much.
Has a passion for something, fucking anything.
>Not too fat
>Not deformed or retarded
I really dont know beyond that,i havent had any real human contact in years
>around 5'10
>skinny
>good music taste
>fairly /lit/
>same style as Jim Reid (on the left)
>funny
>CUTE
>god tier brown shaggy hair
>has own job or ambitions
>wants to have at least one kid
He doesn't exist
>Big tits
>Big ass
>Cute/sexy face
>Loyal
I'd probably just settle for the Loyal part, kinda surprised that people here have such high standards considering this place seems to be filled with only virgins.
>>27327387
>comforms to classic standards of beauty
>dresses cute
>skinny body
>silent type
I'm pretty sure tumblr hates all of the above fampai.
>girl told me she loved me after stating out of the blue ten minutes ago she stopped counting sexual partners somewhere in the thirties.
Not
That
At my age you are lucky they have just one kid and their vagina hasn't been too ravaged by the plethora of cocka that have been run through it.
>>27326161
>That girl in the picture.
My first and only gf looked exactly like that.
It lasted like 3 weeks when I was 14.
Haven't kissed a girl or held hands in what? 12 years? Why I screwed up so hard?
>>27327882
what happened to your former gf after dating her, senpai? how is she now?
bost pics
>>27327792
Take meSkype?
>>27327910
>what happened to your former gf after dating her, senpai? how is she now?
I don't know, probably dated a ton of Chads, maybe married since she's technically 28 now.
This pic related. Erica.
>>27327956
wtf does she really eat in the toilet? I can see food smeared all over the sink.
>>27327956
Did she period in her sink?
Damn
>>27327975
>>27327979
Probably both.
>tfw I will never have a camera in her bathroom to watch her eat on the bathroom floor naked
>>27328006
she cleaned the sink at least.
>>27326161
>Genuine love and affection for me that doesn't go away if I stop pretending to be Chad
>Has energy and passion - drives me to do stuff and keep up with her
Otherwise shares some (not all) my interests and personality traits
>Is hot enough that I find her sexually attractive
Of course it's hard enough for a 3-4/10 like me to find someone who hits one of these marks, let alone all 3
>tfw you realized late in life that you aren't as ugly as previous considered but now lack all the social skills to take advantage of such knowledge
>>27326652
You should probably note that every second poster here makes some comment about how he knows his ideal is impossible/that he doesn't deserve it.
A lot of women genuinely do think they 'deserve' a better class of man, and don't quite understand that just because Chad pumped and dumped you or you have a beta orbiter who adores you doesn't mean Chad will ever adore you.
Robots are definitely hypocrites, but most aren't delusional.
>>27326833
Sshh anon, a normie might hear you
>6'2
>big tits, thick legs, wide hips
>always reading, very clever
>career woman, has ambition
> into women, wants to fuck them outside of the relationship and with me
>shares interests, proud of our achievements
>wants three children, will go back to work so i can look after them when they are young
>support me when I'm struggling
>not let me accept failure or defeat
>brilliant eyes, flawless face, warm smile
>tfw your ideal girl is 1 in 1'000'000 and the number will keep decreasing thanks to the autistic roastie uprising in the west
>>27328096
pretty much this except for the fucking other girls part
>5'8"-6'0"
>skinny/athletic
>long fingers/well taken care of nails
>size 9-11 feet w/ long toes and full nailbeds
>brown eyes
>enjoys same hobbies as me
>dominant
>kinky
>long legs
>bubbly ass
>tits bigger than mosquito bites
>>27326161
Not a cunt.
>>27328357
sounds like me
>>enjoys same hobbies as me
what are they?
>>27328296
Cool. How close have you got to that?
>>27328370
hobbies
>videogames
>anime
>tv shows
>movies
>boardgames
>MTG
>music (Death Grips, vaporwave, Sad Boys/GTB, Xavier Wulf, etc.)
This woman would forever remain a dream unfortunately.
>>27328096
>wants to fuck them outside of the relationship
I'm not even going to give my opinion on this one, hope you find her and be happy with your relationship.
>>27328419
And in terms of looks?
>>27328419
Found the Chad wannabe
Good luck
>>27328419
>>music (Death Grips, vaporwave, Sad Boys/GTB, Xavier Wulf, etc.)
shit taste
>>27328451
As in depth as I can get:
>white/asian mix
>5'8"-6'0"
>hair at least shoulder length
>likes to dye her hair colors such as blue, bright pink, etc.
>has bangs (bangs + bun is awesome)
>slightly larger than average ears
>natural eyebrows (slightly thick)
>small nose
>full lips (black lipstick)
>tits at least bigger than mosquito bites
>skinny/borderline frail/athletic but no true muscle definition
>wide hips
>bubbly ass
>long legs
>long fingers with large nailbeds
>slightly long and natural nails
>size 9-11 feet
>long toes with longer second toes
>pronounced arches
>full toenail beds
>pronounced achilles heels
>beauty mark/birthmark on bottom of one of her soles
That pretty much covers it I guess
>>27328477
how so?
>>27328506
thanks
>>27328446
As long as we're talking about my dream girl and not something that will actually happen then why not?
>>27326220
Ha ha epic my man! You see zootopia yet? :-)
