>>27325903
luxury prostitutes

>>27325903
Seek professional help desu

Buy a steak, pay for it before eating, pick it up with your bare hands and just eat it like a sandwich while walking out of the restaurant.

If you're in the mood to blow some money on enjoyable things you're probably not actually suicidal.

yell allahu akbar

>>27325962
Eh, not true. I mean I understand what you're trying to say.

He might not want to die, but suicide is his only option. That still makes him suicidal, it just doesn't mean he wants to die.

>>27325903
go karts are pretty fun, but expensive
maybe delay your suicide long enough to really enjoy the experience

>>27325935
kek oio oioiu I was just at a steakhouse

With a thousand dollars I'd probably go to California and spend a good day eating up some shit, buy a nice bottle of something and a pack of smokes and hang out just shy of the golden gate bridge. Then with enough liquid courage I'd take a dive.
I might be doing this without the money soon, I'm completely fucking broke and might bus backpack my way there and allow the trip to decide if I really want to do this.
I've got a rifle here but honestly the chance of fucking up scares me, better if I had a shot gun.

>>27325903
Buy lots of booze and drink yourself to death. Then you're kinda mixing pleasure and suicide so it all works out.

>>27325903
withdraw it in the form of the lowest value coins possible and then pull a rules of attraction in your money bath