...so I might as well do it sooner than later

so i give up on anything meaningful

So i should wageslave until i can afford a $13,000 sex doll

so I might as well keep getting fatter since eating makes me happy

so I might as well splice pig and elephant DNA.

So i should accept being mediocre and live only in the now like a true norman

>>27324428
...so I'm taking my enemies with me.

So i should rape a 12 year old and die knowing what it was like

>>27324428
So I might as well worship Allah SWT as he created us to worship him.
Amin

...So I might as well go out with a bang by releasing the kekest most degenerate mixtape of all time that makes even Kanye West seem like a respectable, reserved prude.

:^}

Anybody else working on their suicide magnum opus?

So i am going to work hard to become a capable terrorist with my homeland citizenship as a means to become a homegrown terrorist, and wageslave as much money as i can, train hard to improve my physicality, study the Quran. Then ince im cpmpte i will apply for whatever terrorist organisation exists in 10 years and pull anoter 9/11 tier catastrophe.

Becaus if ill one day die anyway, nothing i will have acquired matters, so why not go with a bang and take a few thousand lives with me for the personal amusement.

"So I'll keep smoking and nobody will notice it was a slow suicide"
I just hope lung cancer doesn't hurt too much. Does it??

Find a woman to get cucked with then have kids with her and make sure its a girl. Once the girl is old enough for sexing. I will fuck her. YOLO, gotta live it

so I'm going to rape this bitch

>>27324625
blood cough and difficulty sleeping. so no slow creep of death

>>27324519
Fuck off out of here, go back to your shithole area of the world.

Allah isn't real, and Mohammed was a pedo who sucked pig dick daily.

>>27324625
It does, friendo.

But no one would blame you if you got cancer and hung yourself. If you wrote a note saying it was to spare your relatives the medical expenses, they might even call you some sort of hero.

>>27324673
>writing a note

Why does it matter if you're dead

>>27324428
... so fuck anyone's opinion of what I do in the meantime.

>>27324710
Faggot queer collage boy forever a manchild fuck
Or are you a fuck up neet who never did anything faggot?

Holy shit the FBI is all over this thread.

Any who, to finish the citizen, I am going to buy myself one tasty fucking southern style biscuit in the morning, mark my fucking words niggerz

So I might as well get it over with and do it on my terms.

>>27324673
That was the plan

Should at least "attempt" to clean up my life and take out a life insurance policy, at least I'll be worth something in death

>>27324740
>insurance policy

Why does it matter after your death? You wouldnt even be alive to give a shit about your life insurance policy

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so I should watch more Japanese cartoons.

>>27324792
oh come on now, don't be senseless

>>27325056
Not according to this threads topic, its not senseless at all, but if you're going to die anyway, sense is irrelevant, so i guess you might as well do whatever makes sense if it soothes your own human feelins

>>27324428
so i am irrelevant and what i choose to do while alive is nothing but time passing

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>>27324428
...so why the fuck would I kill myself now and waste all the time in between?

So I might as well kill myself now instead of living in perpetual agony until that moment comes.

>>27324428
so I'll get 2 quarter pounders ketchup only and a large fry