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get up you lazy cunts edition
>>27324344
No
Post waifus from the comfort of your bed, as it should be
>>27324892
YOU
WILL
NEVER
TOUCH
HER
>>27324930
Logically I know, but deep in my heart I still believe I will someday be with her
>>27324892
Morning lads. Bullies have called her a slut recently so I would like to show her pure side.
>>27325215
>tips wizard hat
Got sent home from work yesterday because I felt sick. Felt fine as soon as I got out the door, but contemplating skiving today off too.
>>27324892
I have decided that sleep is more important than anything else.
>>27325215
What mean bullies lad, but be proud of your slutty waifu
Need a shave tbqh lads
>>27325636
Then shave you troglodyte.
>britfeel/ in the morning
Never again.
>>27324344
fancy a kebab now desu
>>27325909
Really? All that grease to start the day?
Morning laddies, anyone planning on being productive?
I'm going to take the time out today to do all my washing, tidy my room up a bit, then learn how to cook lasagna from an old recipe book my nan gave me.
Havent felt like doing anything for months, so i hope this feeling stays
>>27325994
Good for you man. Have fun with the lasagne.
>>27324892
Evreyone seen the news this morning? Those bloody Jains at it again.
>2 housemates, so far fine, they're never around anyway
>this fucking nigress gets in
>pretty much unemployed cause she's never gone
>blasts loudass niger music at 9am
I fucking hate this shit.
Not to brag too much or anything but I'm a mod in a professional gamers stream. So yeah. I'm kind of a big deal.
>just want to play some comfy division
>3gb update
why.
Just made some Chicken soup, feeling pretty shit at the moment, whats everyone else up to this morning?
>>27326306
Sounds sad senpai
>>27326315
I have some tutoring shit to do, then probably just fuck around in csgo for a bit. Not sure, oh fuck, just remembered I'm still banned. Fallout it is.
>>27326335
Aah shit man, how did you get banned in CSGO?
>>27326365
Shooting too many teammates in the face. Out of the past 2 months, I've probably spent 1.5 of them banned. I just like shooting teammates, is that too much to ask for?
stay inside for a while lads
Brussel's has just been bombed, England's probably next
>>27326377
I feel you man, I just like to grief people too, especially in Dota, people just cant handle the bants at times. Hope you get unbanned soon.
>>27326393
Shit, 13+ confirmed dead.
>>27325994
nice one lad
once you learn lasagne once it becomes very easy, great dish to cook
>>27326404
This is so fucked up, I've always been pretty liberal but it's at the point now where ban the burkha, get the muslims out, type shit seems to have some sense in it.
>>27326455
liberals and libertarians who created the nations know that there is nothing natural in the notion of nation, therefore they must spend time and money on reminding people of the invention of nation. of course, if you do not do it, you are punished.
the problem of these occidental humanist who have faith in some structure to change people (to embrace their views) is that there is no reward for following the rules, like paying your taxes, but there is always punishments if you refuse to follow their rules.
this lack of explicit, positive bonus for following the rules is what drives the various liberal doctrine to the whole.
>>27326475
>>856618
>Do you enjoy being able to have your own religion, not living under a monarchy, and being able to say almost whatever you want without legal consequences?
you do know that the fantasy of the free thinker, that any liberal and libertarian love, is exactly a castration in order to render impotent the pleb ?
this faith in the human liberty passing through the expression, the free speech is what makes people take seriously their speculations, their thought experiments, and reinforce the faith in the fantasy of the *the normative reason* and the identification of your self with what you think.
the direct consequence is that people are now butthurt when you tell them that you do not think like them.
liberals and libertarians want people to be powerless.
>>27325994
Sounds good lad, have a good day
Holy shit lads.
Got a phonecall for a job interview for an office type job. Sheeeeit.
This is it, this could be my ticket out of retail, fuck me 9 - 5, monday to friday, this is my dream job, after working so many fucking weekends and shit.
>>27326475
>Hey guys this is project England rising
White nationalist confirmed
>>27326495
Any liberalism is the doctrine of rendering hedonism moral, for the masses, which implies having institutions supporting this doctrine. Once you turn the leisure into an institution, you get at least the entertainment industry with idols to promote it.
The problem of hedonism is that explicit hedonism is frowned upon, because explicit hedonism reminds people that the are animals (which sucks for the hedonists, because any hedonist takes pleasures in thinking that he is less hedonistic than what he is; the hedonist likes to think that he is an animal only a small amount of time (because he loves violating some dummy rules (rules that he invented himself to come even more when he violates them ---but if you violate them constantly, you get bored. Boredom is the ultimate enemy of the hedonist)).
So the you must drape hedonism. Into what ?
This means, in liberal doctrines, that you explicitly blend hedonism, which is always personal, egotistic, with a manifest lack of narcissism (without destroying the egotism!).
the lack of narcissism is fake of course: it is the whole point.
This is why celebrities talk about children in africa and other events that women love to dwell on (women are the most hedonistic creatures on earth, with men feeding their hedonism, because men are too impotent to do anything else in their life).
This is how Leo get his oscar. the sure way to get an oscar is to be famously involved into some trendy cause and to act.
in passing, Narcissism is not egotism. Narcissism means that you limit your definition of self to what you are conscious. Egotism is that you take seriously what you feel and think, to the point of claiming that the notion of self makes sense and deciding to think, speak, act on this. Of course, you seek pleasant thoughts, words, actions and avoid unpleasing ones.
NO, THIS IS MY BRITFEEL, NOT YOURS. NONONO LONGPOST POLITICS OR ELSE
>>27326506
>/his/ copy pasta
keep it there
do you have to be a brit to participate in these threads? never really understood the rules
>>27326506
Unnecessary Long Words: The Post
>>27326529
How can you have britfeels if you aren't a brit.
>>27326529
I'm as clueless as you. I'm British, so I post in britfeel. Meh.White British you blackie mongs
working from home today lads
got an elaborate setup of remote desktops to the office, might do a phone call later
got my laptop in bed and everything i need within arm's reach
feeling pretty cosy right now tbqh
>>27326529
nope, not strictly, but doubt you'll get the banter if you aint from here senpai
>it's a political discussion thread
skip.
>>27326545
>working
kekaroodie-roo
>>27326560
well I am from New Zealand, basically Britain small edition with more sheep fuckers.
>http://strawpoll.me/7123454
Voting for this friday's movie closes at midnight tonight (or 23:59:59 if you're feeling autistic). Four Lions is (rather appropriately) currently leading.
>http://strawpoll.me/7123454
Woke up this morning ad I feel like absolute shit
Aching body, headache, no appetite whatsoever.
http://strawpoll.me/7151583
VERY IMPORTANT POLL LADS GIVEN THE RECENT EVENTS IN BELGIUM
>>27326913
I voted. Fuddddddddddddd.
>>27326950
God bless you young man
>>27326894
Same here lad, but I'm stuck in the office. Wish I didn't bother tbqh
>tfw at work
I don't even know what I feel anymore.
PAKIS OUT
RAPEFUGEES OUT
MUDSLIMES OUT
I want out the EU. Why can't libfags realise we'll be next all because muh daesh and muh islamaphobia
>>27326872
If we are playing themed music before the film like last week then he should play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4.
>>27326913
Poleaboo - 1
Britfeel - 17
>>27327232
That's what I like to see. The true Britfeel knowing when pakipoo is not allowed here.
Had a dream I was with her last night.
JUST
>tfw walking from my house to the town central library
>walk past more shitskins than whites
>they don't speak english at all
I'm officially a racist, fuck it all.
Was anyone else around in that Brit nostalgia thread last night?
Was pretty amazing
>>27327323
There was another one last night?
>>27326393
I just now that social media is going to be full up with apologists bleating about muh islamophobia.
Fuck lads not all of us curry munchin paki bastards are bad. I left Islam a few months back and just want to britfeel
Why do I have to wake up every morning thinking about her.
Why do I have to think about her before I fall to sleep.
Fucking bitch broke my heart and she still haunts me.
>>27326393
This is what we need.
>mudslime terroists
>white deaths
>preferably leftcucks
Soon as this happens, Brexit will surely be the winning choice.
>>27327381
nothing against non-muslim pakis desu
>>27327401
T-thanks senpai but I have to atay in the closet and pretend im a muslim because islam is peace right? Probably get beheaded and if I do how the fuck am I going to enjoy kipling pies
>>27327441
I wonder how much of the 'muslim community' is like you and just going along with it for the sake of a quiet life
>>27327453
Id like to hope for a lot tbqh senpai but dont even wanna question around.
Woah i just realised if you write F A M together it turns it to senpai fuck life lads ive been lied to
>>27327388
This feel is worse when she haunts your dreams
>>27327401
Speak for yourself
Their stupid fucking accents (even the ones who grew up here have an annoying fucking accent,) the smell... jesus christ the smell, and the sight of their disgusting skin are all a blight to 3 of our major senses
>>27327381
tbf mate most immigrants that actually engage with english culture are sound
there's a lot of sikh lads in my local area and I always stop by the Gudwara for some munch, they're good blokes
>>27327642
Sikhs are just sound in general desu. It's written into their dogma to not try and convert people, and to give out free food to errybody. Plus, cool knives.
>>>/wsg/996565
fookin ell jeff
>>27327721
I don't see what's funny
>>27327900
>not watching the whole thing
>>27327909
Except I did?
Some idiots stuck an egg on his head. That's literally all it is for 2 boring minutes
Any of my shut-ins have any experience with this?
Opinions, thoughts, feelings?
seeing my GF today and have a job interview this week im surprised i got given such a good hand lately
rip those who died in the terror attacks today
>>27328017
Don't trust any of these "work from home" stuff
Stock images of smug faced cunts on their homepage and stupid words like "agent" and "home team" don't help either
>>27328065
I really hate you cunts
Poleaboo is a little worried about septic shock while cutting but he has researched the symptoms and he should get a warning when it becomes a real danger
>>27328065
you only care because it's a European white country
if this had happened on the other side of the world you wouldn't care
faschist
>>27328178
He doesn't even care. Just using it as an excuse to gain attention. Literally no better than the millions of shitstains on twitter doing it.
>tfw diagnosed aspie on JSA
>get referred to the disability employment adviser
>"well, it is harder for you to get a job. i recommend you start a youtube channel."
She's getting fucking paid for that bullshit.
Baiting liberals and muslims on twitter lads, I need a life but this is fun.
I've never really understood the thrill that people get from "trolling" until now, my dick twinges every time I get a reply.
just eating some belguin waffles with strawberry jam
>>27328268
Careful you don't go too far or you'll get arrested
>>27328201
Thats classic. How old was she?
>>27328201
>the government openly encourage aspies and autists into youtube personality whoring
>start the first 24h internet based robot camshow for normies to all laugh at the neets, generating a huge profit
>soon all bennies are replaced by youtube work program
>>27328178
>you only care because it's a European white countr
Fucking right, brown peoples lives, in shitty countries don't matter as much.
>>27328269
That's not jam, it's blood
>>27328201
>start a youtube channel
EGGMAN
G
G
Baiting right-wingers and bigots on twitter lads, I need a life but this is fun.
I've never really understood the thrill that people get from "trolling" until now, my dick twinges every time I get a reply.
>>27328289
Late 40s, Early 50s.
She later admitted to not understanding youtube, just that people made money from it.
>tfw no more SM:TV
>tfw no more Ministry of Mayhem
>>27328374
SM TV was shit. Ant and Dec have always been insufferable cunts. Even more so on Byker Grove
Have you noticed how right-wingers are much easier to trigger than SJWs? That was one of my greatest discoveries in regards recreational trolling.
>>27328420
I've found that right wingers will just block you if you piss them off too much, the lefties will argue all day without realising you're stringing them along.
>>27328390
you are not British
you are scum
>>27328457
Bet you watch Saturday Night Takeaway and I'm a Celebrity as well. You woman
>>27328469
no, but SM:TV was literally the GOAT saturday morning show
>>27328469
if any one is deeply affected by what happened today i would just like to let anons know im here for them and am here to talk if needed
>>27328471
cat deeley
>>27328471
Dick and Dom was objectionably superior. Only underaged think otherwise
Had a shit that blocked the toilet today
Only went and shoved my hand down there to unblock it didn't I?!
Proper grim morning
I was planning to get up today, but waking up to Sarah Cox on the radio and hearing about the Belgium bombings has pointed towards this being a unproductive day.
>>27328492
>boggies
Hur hur hur
>>27328557
>wonky donkey
hur hur hur
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chuckle-brother-sparks-fury-sharing-7604585
>Do you subscribe to the Chuckle vision?
>>27328625
>70 year old man shares britain first post
this is shocking how?
>>27327441
>doing whatever is necessary to make sure you can get your mr kiplings
Your already britfeeling to the max lad.
>>27328783
Look up Chuckle Brothers play Hitman m8. It's fucking brilliant.
>>27328625
What did he repost?
>we don't care, the message isn't important
where did he repost it from?
>hang him
Just made some bullshit rice and tinned tomato concoction just so I could pretend I'm eating nutritionally well, when actually I'm just a fat fucking blimp with nothing worth eating in the house.
Wasn't even hungry, just needed to eat something so I could take my antibiotics.
>>27328659
More like he shared an opinion, that just so happened to also be shared by that of BF
Pathetic fallacy that any braindead moron can see through. Unfortunately for him, the left is full of brain dead morons.
>>27328960
Rice is not healthy or nutritious.
Except maybe brown rice, but that stuff is aids
>>27328978
Yeah but it was either that or just eat the tinned tomatoes. My focus on the "nutrition" was in the tomatoes, not the rice.
My nephew is such a whiny little cunt. Doesn't even cry properly. Just does this stupid "whine" whenever he doesn't get his own way
Fucking hate kids
>>27329051
Do what my brother does with his kids.
If you make a
>stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about
rule and stick to it.
Like, give the kid 5 seconds to stop crying and if they don't they get a twat across the head.
It's amazing how quickly they can stop crying....
It's almost like... they were pretending in the first place because it got them attention?
kids are just like fucking women. Attention seeking bellends
>>27324344
What happened to the owner of the kebab store?
Poleaboo is having a good day today
>>>/pol/68367099
>>>/pol/68367099
>>>/pol/68367099
>>>/pol/68359466
>>>/pol/68359466
>>>/pol/68359466
been up since 10am plannig to play video games on my day off but ive just fapped 3 times and ordered a pizza instead.
>>27329151
Couldn't fap 3 times even if you paid me. 2 would be stupidly difficult
>>27329176
i literally fap double digits every day since i hit puberty.
I have 4tb of porn with plans to expand.
Im sure i have a problem but it's the only thing i enjoy anymore.
>>27329151
>>27329151
God damnit, lunch time pizza.
I remember years ago the local pizza hut fucked up and had a lunch time deal for a medium pizza and a garlic pizza bread for 6 quid. I abused the shit out of that until they removed it.
>>27329199
I'm lucky if I muster up the motivation to fap once a week. What is your secret?!
>>27329107
how do they fall for that bait every single day?
>work in my dad's shop
>it's more like a base of operations, he's an electrician/joiner
>my job is to just sit and watch animay all day, shitpost on 4chan and occasionally write down the addresses of people who come in wanting some work done
>comfy as fuck
>just had a qt eastern european woman in
>couldn't really pinpoint the accent but her pronunciation of words was cute as fuck
>feel depressed now because she's gone
I wish she was my gf lads
>>27329288
i dunno it feels good man?
>>27329335
Show her some of your anime. faggot.
She'll be splooshing in excitement.
>>27329335
She probably only dates men, so why worry about it.
>>27329378
That was very rude what you just said
im thinking of getting into anime. where would be a good place to start?
i'm listening to deftones lads, it is a nice sunny day
What should I sup upon this eve lads?
Bear in mind I am a terrible cook and finally out of mummy's flat so I am on my own here. Keep it under 20.
>>27329426
S E K K O U
>>27329459
Here you go lad, this meals on me.
>>27329426
NICHIJOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z30Y572EmCk
>>27329496
God, anime is fucking terrible. What kind of childish simpleton can find enjoyment in this?
>>27329496
don't fall for this faggot's tricks
>>27329489
>cut
No thanks m8
>>27329426
Plastic Nee-san episodes are only like 5 minutes long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKgBssiPyA
>>27329496
oh my god this is ineradicable THANK YOU BAISD ANNON
>mom suggests a place to work and tells me to call them
>do so
>"yeah we'd love to have someone!"
>"aw woops, turns out that conflicts with my (non existent) schedule"
>hang up
Another productive day, wew lad
>>27329533
>forced animation
Reminds me of the buzzwords on /v/ like "forced fun" and "artificial enjoyment"
>I liked the game
>No you didn't, your enjoyment was artificial
>What?
>The game forced fun onto the player
They actually argue like that.
>>27329533
>unfunny
opinion
>expensive
irrelevant
>forced animation
lol
>>27329489
Cut your fucking fingernails.
>>27329660
>>unfunny
>opinion
opinion
it had its moments, but there wasn't enough good material for it to be 26 episodes, felt pretty diluted
>>27329426
Samurai Champloo is fun and cool,
/britfeel/ goes on a date
>>>/wsg/1000431
enable sound
>>27329711
Man, I'm glad I'm not that bad. That's awkward as fuck.
Although kind of cute. Kind of want to know if they hooked up.
Lads
I went out last night with a few mates to the pub
met a proper qt
she ended up going home with some other lad I presume for a one night stand
am I a huge cuck if I pursue her? Idk man I thought we hit it off really well and she only really went with the other bloke because she was fucking wasted. (I got separated which is why I couldn't get in on her and this other cuck swooped in like the prick he is)
btw fuck I hate manchester, the clubs are shit
>>27329763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u1cfXUiSzI
>2km run followed by a back/bicep session followed by another 2km run (with no shirt cause its sunny as fuck and I got a juicy pump going on)
>mired by everyone
>rewarded with falafels and chocolate flavoured protein
Life is ok mates
>>27329763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
better quality but memed
>>27329817
Kek...
Kinda looks like Chris Chan prior to going 'TildeAnon'
>>27329623
Skinner boxes are an actual thing and they are objectionably unfun
Got the job as a Traffic Warden lads. Is there any cream I can buy that will protect my face from the spit of the general public?
>>27329802
she just wanted the D mate, you lost out
>>27329951
Yeah I figured. Way I see it I might as well get my revenge and try get some pussy out of the mess of the situation. I learned my lesson; always strike while the iron's fucking hot.
>>27329817
>>27329836
Aww... Well they're not the only two autists in the country. I'm sure they'll both find someone eventually. As will some of you lads. (So long as you're not in the habit of pissing in bottles or shitting in bags and storing it.)
>>27329977
>storing it
Only for emergencies desu
usually empty them out every few days or if i am expecting company
>>27329991
What kind of emergency would require bags of your own poop?!
>>27330015
>poop
GTFO YANK
>>27329965
I've never seen the appeal of the one night stand thing, like yeah sex is good but
>>27330069
Try not to ree at me but I've done it once a long time ago and it was pretty great. I came in her though which was possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done.
>>27330069
Nah I legit like her. Obviously I wouldn't bother chasing somebody just for a one night stand.
Point is we actually connected which is rare for me. Figure I can let a drunken one night stand slide and see if she's game to be my gf.
>>27330099
If she was interested, she would've gone home with you. Sorry dude.
>>27330069
I had quite a few of them at university. It's kinda nice to just do the sex part without the attachment.
>>27330090
Hahah oh dear, not heard anything since then I suppose?
>>27330099
If she ended up laying some one else maybe she didn't feel the same for you? But if you felt a genuine connection, which wasn't just her trying have you fuck her, chase it up man
>>27329937
Good lad. Can't stand gob shites who think they can park anywhere and rules don't apply to them
Do you have a quota to fill? That would be a bit shit if so.
>>27330046
Lol, I was born and bred in Portsmouth. My Dad (also born and bred in Portsmouth) says poop. My Mum (born and bred in Scotland) says poop. What's the problem with the word poop?
>>27330167
It's a retarded word that makes you sound like you're 4
>>27330152
Yeah my ex had a history from her time at uni
>>27330153
>Hahah oh dear, not heard anything since then I suppose?
No. I found her on facebook and stalked her for months but I haven't seen any baby shit so I think I'm in the clear.
>>27329937
Alcohol hand sanitizer. Kills the germs, and when you start to lose sleep at night from the flashbacks of all the hate-filled faces you saw in your day, you can drink it too.
>>27330193
I think you good then senpai
>>27330161
No quotas, but apparently there are peak times for tickets (summer, basically) so they'll be able to tell if I'm just goofing off. If loads of my tickets get appealed successfully then they'll probably retrain me or something.
>>27330207
Good idea lad. I'll sort you out some free parking mate.
>>27330152
Meh I'll not get invested, just see how it goes. Its probably hormones making me see it differently, I'll just not get attatched
>>27330153
I have nothing to lose so I might as well try and see what happens
>>27330244
Nothing to lose senpai, go for it
>>27330153
Forgot to mention, it was that guys birthday and he was getting desperate near the end of the night. I imagine its difficult to ruin a lad's night when it's his birthday.
>>27329937
ah fuck i had an interview for this today. did you nick my job
>>27330295
Sorry bro. If I see you about I'll let you wear my hat.
Anyone else get triggered when an americlap says m8 or pham?
just imagining their dumb as fuck accent ruins it tbqh
Need some alternate ideas for things I can put in sammuches from asda.
ive tried all their sandwich spread fillers I can stomach, kinda bored now.
plus they all seem to have this vinegary after taste to them..
>>27330459
>sandwich fillers
i need understood this meme
just buy some sliced meats, cheese and butter
or go to the deli bit and get some spanish meats
or go subway but you gotta talk to people to get your order so you cant be a sperg
hmm
>>27330433
Better than hearing them say twat
>>27330459
Roast chicken chunks
bit of mayonnaise
sliced tomato
is a nice basic.
>>27330459
I just have sliced cheese and branston pickle, it's kept me going for ~6 months so far
>>27330491
its about being on a budget.
by the time you've fucked about buying and making some chicken tikka that's suitable for a sandwich and the time taken, its easier just to get a filler,
>>27330459
Chicken and mushroom slice. Microwave it. (they come in a pack of 2, so hey... have 2 sandwiches if you're a particularly fat fuck) slap it between 2 bits of bread and butter. brown sauce. salt and pepper.
1pound pack of sandwich filler can feed you for maybe 4 days if u have 1 samich a day.
Got nigel a big dog cushion, he seems to be confused so far
>>27330459
>not just buying wraps and filling them with grilled chicken everyday
>at work
>what's in the wrap anon
>chicken
>same as usual then (he chuckles)
>yes
Fuck you I'm making gainz nigga, stuff your fat mouth with that rank cheese and pickle sandwich from the vending machine scoffed down by a packet of cheesey doritos and a double decker, FAT CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Judging by this /britfeel/ threads, the UK is a bunch of social recluses that can only feel comfortable at home, or in Asda.
I work in Asda, and would rather be anywhere else.
How the hell do you guys not go full fucking reeeee in Asda?
>>27330459
Peppered salami and olives on a multi grain bagle.
>>27330576
You tyrna make nigel a homo?
Fucks wrong with you
>>27330655
I once visited a austrailan karate forum and now believe that all australians practice karate
>>27330667
>olives
been there done that, literally poison.
theres something wrong with people that eat olives.
>>27330667
>bagle
bagel you retard
>>27330682
British culture in general is very reclusive though. Most Brits prefer to be left alone, maybe not to this boards level but still much more than many Western countries
>>27329593
You won't be able to live off your mother's tit for ever ya know lad.
>>27329965
And also make a mental note that when you're out with mates and a bird starts talking to you, you can almost guarantee that at least one of your so-called mates will be quickly thinking about getting to her before you do. Has happened to me in the past several fucking times. One even admitted he saw it as a challenge to cock block then move in. Banter I guess.
post dogs
Molly went for a bath today and they took a pic :3
>>27330576
He's gonna end up shagging it, m8.
>>27330742
That's fine, I can just chill for now and eventually just die on the streets when I get kicked out
Never gonna be a wageslave again, never ever
>>27330694
Nah, you've just got shit-tier tastebuds mate.
>>27330812
Poor fucker looks scared shitless
>>27330793
Yep, like I said, lesson learned. It's fucking annoying.
>>27330840
Might as well just drink oil, desu.
>>27330694
Have you tried the black and green kinds? They taste different, y'know.
>>27330707
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES!
>>27330708
Because we know people are shit
>It's another "Lets have a gay couple on Come Dine With Me" episode
So progressive Channel 4!
Bet they'd shit themselves with glee if a tranny applied
>>27331035
>I'm upset gay people exist and I watch Come Dine With Me
Just end it all, lad.
>>27331035
>watching come dine with me
>complaining about queers
Pretty ironic desu
>>27331035
if they were the annoying 'gay' gay i could understand your point desu
>>27331053
Literally no issue with benders. Did a bit of benderage myself in my youth. My issue is media establishments forcing them into everything like a circus show to score progressive points
>>27331066
They're cunts to be honest. Thinking they're hot shit because they "drink wine instead of Lambrini" and fly 1st class
>>27331035
Hmm... Maybe I should apply...
>tfw just watched a porn with a body swap theme (girl mind in guy body and vice versa)
>tfw it was hot as fuck watching the girl act all anxious about getting fucked
think i just found my fetish lads
>>27331130
Since when could porn stars act?
>>27326455
no shit
when are people going to admit that islam and muslims are a problem?
w-what is Scotland's position politically on isis and all that?
is it safer than england? i am thinking of moving up there.
>>27331145
It wasn't great acting lel
>>27326404
goes up to 50 soon..
>>27331212
You'll be safe for centuries if you move to some village in the highlands
>>27331237
Or move to rural England (make sure it's Tory though, or you're going to get chavs)
>>27331199
errmygawd tats racercists
>>27331237
>>27331259
all capitals, tourist/student cities are red zones? tgey dont seem to hit close to universities and such..
>>27331212
You're a retard if you actually fell for /pol/ and the media fear mongering
>>27331212
just stay away from london
>>27331310
that's what they said today some lads drinking coffee at brussels airport..
>>27331317
retard detected, leave your basement for once in your life
>>27331295
Well I'm in Newcastle which is not a huge city and they've taken over the West end of it.
They love urban areas for some reason, you can see it in Germany whenever they get placed in a rural village and they have a fit saying they're bored.
>>27331334
>>27331334
you still have more chance of getting struck by lightning or some shit
>>27326872
Rather inappropriately.
Take it off the list you fucking cunt.
>>27331343
Take your bigorty to /pol/, cunt
>Been in this job for six months
>Like it all so far, like the people
>Learn that there's a bit of dissension among the top brass in the ranks
>Don't get why
>They have to have secret meetings and stuff to sort it out
>Chairman tells me the dude is a snake and sneaky and shit and is vying for his position and has a bad attitude secretly and winds him up and he does all this underhanded stuff
>I dont really get it
>Then I get to be on a project with him
>Holy fuck is he controlling as fuck
>He treats me like a piece of shit
>He does it in front of others, and they talk shit about him to me about how he can't treat me like that
>Don't do anything themselves
>I was meant to be in charge of the project
>He's just overtaken it
>I only asked him for a lift somewhere and all of a sudden he's a part of it all
>Shouted at me for making an account with a different password
>He wants everything to have the same password despite the massive security risk
>>27331379
lel Paki detected.
>>27331337
Major attacks on the west since 2001: Madrid, London, Paris, Brussels
What do these have in common I wonder?
>tfw 9 day holiday is coming to an end today
Another 6 months of constant wage slavery coming up. Want off his ride IIBTHWYARN (if I'm being totally honest with you all right now)
>>27331447
The west fucking with middle east and crying when they got fucked back
>>27324344
FUCK
ISLAM
>>27331465
>IIBTHWYARN
I don't think this is going to catch on iibthwyarn but I'll do my best to spread it for awareness!
>>27331496
Indeed. Belgium destroyed Syria with their regressive interventionist policies
>>27331509
FUCK
YOUR
WHORE
MOTHER
>>27331561
typical muslim.
fuck off paki
>>27331553
It was an attack on Europe in general
>>27331561
Incest is part of Paki culture, Amir
It always baffles me how muslims can still pretend that islam is ok.
If you practice islam or identify as a muslim, you are a problem. If this stuff were being done by Christians do you think the pope would defend it like they do? I certainly wouldn't want anything to do with them anymore.
>Incest iz part of Paki culture, Amir
Frankanon, have you seen Daredevil S2 yet?
Did it live up to your expectations?
... And it was going so nicely in here, too.
>>27331672
I don't think sharia bloody allows it mate
>t always baffles me how muslims can still pretend that islam is ok.
>If you practice islam or identify as a muslim, you are a problem. If this stuff were being done by Christians do you think the pope would defend it like they do? I certainly wouldn't want anything to do with them anymore.
