>tfw wanton maidens only have eyes for brutish Chad-Knights rather than scholarly and prudent yeomans such as myself REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27323238
>tfw squire-zoned
>>27323238
nigga shoulda had a dragon on his helmet
>sword breaks
>band of hawks killed
>last thing my right eye sees is my best friend fucking my gf
>little girls say that they want to kill me
Jdimsa
>>27323238
>not resigning thyself to a life of asceticism in the cloisters with your fellow hermits, dedicating thyself to a life of higher pursuits
>>27323238
Git Gud
Chad is only the first boss.
>>27323332
>world is filled with fucking normies
>find a cool wizard(not the magic kind) who likes puppies
>he gets consumed by the abyss
>have to mercy kill him
>tfw no friends
>dear maiden rejects my advances
>perpetrate her as a witch
>she is burnt at the stake
Taketh that, whore.
>>27323427
I love you annon.
>>27323238
>Pen a sonnet for my love
>She denounces me as a toad both in visage and quality
>Ceadda writes her a sonnet
>She is wooed by his words
I tell thee, friend, a Ceadda by any other name is just as foul