I'm really interested in autocannibalism.
how can I eat a part of myself without seriously, permanently injuring myself? what can I cut off, cook, and eat?
has anyone else had these kinds of thoughts?
>>27322945
Probably your dick since you'll never use it
>>27322945
You could probably get drunk and slice out a tiny cube from your ass or thigh.
Pinky fingers have very little useful qualities
>>27322945
Testicle it's easy to make them numb
>>27322980
>>27323065
I'm a real born-this-way girl with a real born-this-way vagina so I need better suggestions than these, sorry.
>>27323053
this I was seriously considering, but I play instruments and would really miss either of my pinkie fingers.
>>27322999
these trips seem like my best bet honestly, but how do I make sure I don't bleed myself out? can I go to the hospital after I do it and claim some sort of accident?
>>27323207
>I'm a real born-this-way girl
looks like it's roast roastie time
>>27323207
don't hit thigh it's too dangerous you'll hit an artery, Tits and ass are disgusting to eat.
so i guess go for brachii biceps if you don't mind permanent injury
>>27323207
Pics of your tits with timestamp and I'll let you in on a secret
>>27323329
>>>without seriously, permanently injuring myself?
c'mon there has to be some way to get just a little chunk. what about forearm?
That's horrifying. Seek help. Unless you're consuming someone else's flesh, you're fucking nuts for slicing yourself up and canibalising yourselg
>>27323585
I just got released from the psych ward. I'm 100% better than I was. this is just simple curiosity and a little bit of fetish.
>>27322945
>take razor
>cut little piece of fleshy thumb part go small like a bit of ham
>make sure you bandage hand and shit sterilize all that shit.
>cook unadulterated so you can taste yourself.
>post pics for epic bread
>>27323635
>I just got released from the psych ward
You were in a psych ward and you want to eat yourself. You're not fine, anon.
>>27323207
Labia minora. No guy wants to put his mouth on that, so you may as well eat your own pussy and make it look pretty in the process.
>>27323501
No way you'll a muscle and loss some strength in the injured armthey're also the risk of cutting a tendon or getting an infection and losing the ability to control your arm
>>27323501
>c'mon there has to be some way to get just a little chunk.
no, anon, our body does not have any useless stores of regenerating muscle for you to eat. Go ahead and read an anatomy textbook and find out for yourself.
>>27323791
>cut cunt
>don't stitches properly
>get infection
>die
>>27323207
Placenta/period blood no question
>>27323207
Roast your roast
>>27323692
I don't want to eat just the skin, man. I want the good shit. the muscle. though I guess if I had to just go for flesh that would be a second best.
>>27323780
oh can it, I'll be fine, I'm being safe about it.
>>27323791
THIS WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING! I don't have any on one side, but a little on the other. so I thought maybe I could slice it off and maybe, idk, improvise some stitches. or go to the ER and say I accidentally cut it off doing some weird sex stuff. but then I thought that part is probably weird and chewy.
>>27323792
I just need like... one bite... god damn why is this so hard
>>27323829
WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
>>27323951
You can't safely eat yourself
>>27323951
>WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
depending on your religious beliefs either because god didn't create the human body to pander to degenerate cannibalism fetishists or because evolution left us with no pointless fleshy outcroppings
>>27323951
>why is this so hard
Because you're just a attention whore. people that lust for human meat eat themselves no matter injury
>>27323951
Describe yourself.
Bloxina
>>27324011
how do you mean? physically or what?
>>27324001
you're confusing cannibals with people with rabies.
>>27323996
fucking evolution, none of us asked for this
how come y'all got dicks and I ain't got shit.
one of you let me extract and eat one of your testicles. I'll have sex with you if that's what you want.
>>27324036
>you're confusing cannibals with people with rabies.
Pic related
>>27322945
Tell you what,
Let me slice a part of you off and I'll let you know how you taste. If you behave, maybe I'll throw a piece on the floor where you can get at it like a dog.
>>27324036
Physically.
Bloxina
>>27324142
don't get me all riled up, you.
>>27324176
really tall. chubby. shoulder-length, wavy brown hair. I've been told I look like Kate Winslet by a lot of people but I have a jew nose. small tits but great ass. green eyes. big lips.
>>27324240
Visage of a swine.
Hard to imagine what you must taste like
>>27324295
ROASTED
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DORGNAL my dear
>>27324240
>fat
>tall
>small tits
>shit tier hair
Hah
This is something animals do when they're under too much stress, OP.
>>27323951
>I thought that part is probably weird and chewy
Fry it nice and crispy in oil.
>leaves r9k for a while to get fresh
>comes back a few weeks later
>"I wonder what I've missed"
>tfw we've gone from hordes of dickpics and trap guilt to literally expressing interest in eating our own genitals
Wat
>>27324373
you sound kinda lowtest, my man
can't handle an amazonian
Q U E E N
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anyway I only cut my hair off to get rid of the dyed, damaged parts. I think it looks pretty cute. I was afraid of how it would look cut but idk I kinda like it now.
>>27324295
you think Kate Winslet looks like a pig?
I think she's quite pretty in a sophisticated way. good high cheekbones like mine, heavy lidded eyes like mine.
>>27324536
Lmfao post pics so I can have a laff
>>27324536
>hair dye
The degenerate roastie qualities just keep coming with you
>>27324536
Post a picture.
Do it.
>>27324585
>>27324621
lol no
>>27324613
every girl you've ever met has dyed her hair. stop crying about it like a little bitch like seriously. it was a natural color, even, not like pink or blue or anything. just a lighter color than my natural one.
>>27324036
>one of you let me extract and eat one of your testicles. I'll have sex with you if that's what you want.
Maybe if you can get your hands on some strong local anesthesia. I sure as hell wouldn't do it without painkillers and I'm sure as hell not taking anything that could possibly make me pass out while some crazy bitch is slicing me apart. You'd probably end up killing me on accident or purposely. Also, I want to eat half my testicle and I want to find a piece of you for us to share. How much roastbeef does your pussy have on that one said you described here >>27323951 enough for both of us to nibble on it?
>>27324701
yeah, enough for both of us to nibble on. it's not a lot but it'd be a decent half a bite for each of us.
is this for real? I'm sure we can find decent anaesthetic on the street or at least get wicked fucking drunk one at a time and take turns slicing each other's genitals and putting them on ice.
then later when we're both sober, we can wine and dine. it'll be the most intimate, grotesque date imaginable.
>>27324824
Post a face pic with a timestamp so I know your not some crazy old guy that's trying to lure me into his house to steal my organs.
>>27324853
I'm not posting my shit on 4chan, give me a break. send your skype or kik or some shit to [email protected]
>>27324824
I don't feel like getting drunk would numb me nearly enough to be okay with getting one of my balls sliced off. Probably not a good idea to get plastered with a stranger who wants to cut me, either. Definitely painkillers or bust.
I do like the idea of wining and dining with a crazy chick while we literally eat each other's genitals, nice macabre date. I'm not really sure if I have the balls (kek) to go through with something like this, though.
Also, this isn't me >>27324853, IDK if he's just trying to get your pic or if I actually have to compete with someone to have a girl choose to cut out my testicle over his.
>>27324894
I don't have a skype or kik, that shit's for normalfags.
>>27322945
if you have a pretty high pain tolerance you could cut a triangle out of your ear and stitch it back up after. you will still look like a fuck but at least it heals
>>27324925
do you want to text or something then? how am I supposed to communicate with you, faggot?
>>27324946
I've got a throwaway email I can use, but I'm still debating as to whether or not I should even consider something this fucking crazy.
What state are you in?
>>27324971
Illinois. but I like to travel.
>>27324989
Damn, that's pretty far. I'm in Arizona. I'd have to come to you, because as you can guess just by the fact that I'm on /r9k/, I live with my parents.
>>27325026
just download skype you double nigger, it's not scary. let's talk about it. when are you ever gonna get the chance to talk about this again in your life?
>>27325044
>it's not scary
Skype or getting one of my balls cut off?
>>27325071
skype, obviously.
and it won't be cut OFF, it'll be cut OUT. removing testicles in mammals is a common and minimally invasive procedure. I've literally seen someone do it in video before, chop them up and fry and eat them. I wish I was a man because then I'd just eat my own testicles. you guys are lucky.
afterwards just tell people you were born with one teste. there shouldn't be any scarring or very minimal.
Literally your ass.
>>27325125
Hmm, I like that you really know about cutting balls. Then again, flying to a state I know zero people in to meet someone off the internet is a good way to get murdered.
>>27325125
>I've literally seen someone do it in video before
to himself, I should add. can't find the video I was talking about but here's a tranny who did it.
http://www.bestgore.com/extreme-body-mods/how-to-fry-testicules-photo-guide/
>>27325206
Yeah, I've seen that picture before. Didn't know there was a video.
Could you at least do a timestamp pic that proves you're a gril? Doesn't have to be face.
>>27325189
http://modernsurvivalonline.com/guest-post-how-to-make-injectable-lidocaine-hcl/
here's how to make your own injectable localized anaesthetic.
come with me. let's do this. I promise I'm not a murderer. I'll let you cut me first.
I swear to god this site is at its best when it's 3AM central time. Even when I'm sober, shits a wild ride.
>>27324240
Cut off part of your nose and eat it
Fix your jew nose and fulfill your fetish at the same time
>>27325236
here. does this convince you now? what possible motive could I have for lying about this on goddamn r9k of all places. I want to literally eat your testicle.
>>27325330
I can see that you're fat so youre probably always hungry.
Lie about a mole saying it might have cancer and when the doctor cuts it out and stitches it together, steal the sample and eat it
>>27325330
Okay, fine. Is that temp email from here >>27324894 still up? I'll send you an email and I'll download Skype later.
>>27325380
yes. originale blox blox blox
>>27325391
Give me a minute. The fake email I normally use got hacked or something, it's not letting me log in.
>>27325330
>those tits
>that fat
>>27325438
just use a guerillamail or throwawaymail account, ya dingus.
>>27325467
I tried thowawaymail after I couldn't get into my normal email, but I couldn't find how to compose a message.
This is just one poster talking back and forth with themself right?
>>27325550
it wouldn't keep bumping if it was.
this guy really emailed me. I'm excited.
>>27325599
You could always be using a VPN or posting from your phone's LTE or something. But what the hell I believe you
>>27325550
>>27325621
I'm real. Not sure if I'll actually go through with this, but no harm in talking about it.
Lmao someone about to be Chris hansened. It should be glaringly obvious how trafficked r9k is by agencies fishing for shit since that whole beta male uprising scare.
>>27325682
lol how is this chris hansening
if we're both willing
cmon man
I just wanted to eat myself but if someone's volunteering a testicle I'm not gonna pass that shit up
>>27325330
>bumpy brail titties
>clearly under 5'7
Lel
One of you is going to pussy out, calling it now.
>>27325791
>>clearly under 5'7
I clearly said I was tall.
I am not under 5'7".
I don't know what you mean by "bumpy brail titties" but every girl has bumps on her areolas. some are only tangible when her nipples are hard. they're called Montgomery glands. you look at too many photoshopped pictures of porn stars, you goon.
>>27322945
Get pregnant, eat your own placenta. You can even tell people about it because its still trendy and "empowering" for wymen
>>27323053
Bull shit. Pinky is the bottom lever of your hand and is super useful. Fuck your ring finger tho
I pick my nose and eat the snot, if that counts
