>go to girl's room
>she owns lots of movies and games
>spot 300
>point at it and say "oh you have 300?"
>she goes "oh yeah!"
>say "this is madness!"
>she gives me a strange look
>whatever
>spot SNES and the original Street Fighter II
>almost orgasm
>point at it and go "wow that's really cool"
>she says she loves her SNES
>tell her I main Cammy
>huh? what?
>go home
don't leave your rooms it's all a big scam
>>27322730
>maining cammy
Holy fuck you're a faggot
>>27322788
You know I would have totally accepted that reaction
Just any reaction
Any indication that her stuff is not just decoration
>>27322946
It's there so nerdy chad can compliment her.
Women are a scam.
>>27322730
Cammy isn't in that game faggot
>Street Fighter II
>Cammy
OP you have some explaining to do.
>>27324663
yeah, she is. faggot. look it up
>>27324690
She's in Super Street Fighter II. OP said original Street Fighter II. Two different games.
sounds like you might be a virgin forever op
>>27324663
You know what, that must have been the problem!
There is no way for this poor girl to know about Cammy seeing as she was added in Super barely 20 years ago!
>tfw I knew someone would bring this up
>>27322730
I've gotten this a lot too. I don't understand why people say that they believe in or like things that they don't. Who am I kidding? Of course I know why. To gain resources and attract certain types of mates is a perfectly acceptable reason to live a lie in this world.
>she says she is really into philosophy
>later discover what she means by that is that third wave feminism has shaped her world view and she would probably walk out of any structured discussion about philosophy in tears and unfounded self righteousness
I really don't enjoy having shouting matches at dinner.
>>27322730
>>say "this is madness!"
>>she gives me a strange look
She gave you a cringe look because you are cringeworthy fuckwad who makes "sick" references nobody gives a shit about.
Then you further embarrassed yourself by mentioning a character that is not in the original Street Fighter II for SNES.
I would have kicked your pleb ass out on the street too.
>>27322788
Worst character in the game by modern tier lists. Faggot confirmed.
>quoting a hack snyder flick
you deserved it
>>27324974
The greentext format naturally skimps on some details so let me help you with your triggerinos.
>she gives me a strange look
I told her it's a quote from that movie we are currently looking at and she went "oooh okay yeah I kind of only watched it for the naked men"
I admit I could have included this.
>not in the original SFII
She owns the original SFII for SNES so I assumed she knows the franchise, Cammy is over 20 years old by now.
The gist of this greentext is
>girl owns a bunch of stuff
>turns out she has no fucking clue
>go home
Good day.
>>27324984
>he plays according to tier lists
who are you even kidding? you've never even played in tournies anyways
>>27325070
If you don't know the tier list and matchups for SFII you might as well not even play. You can spend 20 years maining Cammy like James Chen and still never win anything big, or you can pick O. Sagat and win major shit without even trying.
>>27325098
who is even talking about playing SFII anyways? that was just a box OP saw. he didn't say SFII is the only game in the series he played you stupid little autismo
>>27325129
>implying you are not OP
god damn you're a faggot
>>27325151
OP here, he's not me. Cammy is best girl regardless of the tier lists, you can know the tiers and still play what you like
>>27325151
thats your best retort?
Huh. In my experience GEEK GURL roasties usually do some cursory research on the things they're pretending to like and play along when you say you like them...
>>27324841
>>she says she is really into philosophy
>>later discover what she means by that is that third wave feminism
Jesus fuck women have some weird interpretations of what things are
>>27325052
>I kind of only watched it for naked men
Either she is completely braindead or this didnt happen.
>a girl isn't a sperg about the things i sperg about
>>27324841
"Ideas on Earth were badges of friendship or enmity. Their content did not matter. Friends agreed with friends, in order to express friendliness. Enemies disagreed with enemies, in order to express enmity."
>>27325370
This is a little bit too true for my taste, the kind of thing I wish I hadn't read first thing in the morning. But of course we know it's like that
