why don't you get a tiny house anon?
>>27322556
Because I'm a hooker.
Those are expensive and it's a subculture occupied mostly by insufferable millennial hipsters.
I want a respectable house that has the potential for a few generations of senpai to live in desu
Because I don't want to live in a c uck shed
>>27322556
>no money
>no land
Where am I going to put it? The real estate market here is disgusting. I can't afford land.
Because my dream of one day having a study filled to the brim with books and a home recording studio is at odds with that.
>>27322634
get two tiny houses and glue them together
>>27322556
>wanting a cuckshed
>>27322556
Because I only have like 2k in savings and there are no tiny houses in my town
that's a cute little house
but it'll probably get blown away in a tornado
Why are cucksheds a thing now?
Is it because of Minecraft?
Why would you want a (potentially unmovable) mini studio apartment-sized without the benefits of living in a city?
I do like the idea of a small but nice house simply to save money, but unfortunately those Tiny Houses are almost as expensive as a normal house for some fucking reason
>>27322711
Because we are a generation of cu cks.
>>27322792
Why is that? That makes literally no sense. Is it because of the land?
I don't want my house to be 90F when I turn my computer on
>>27322821
Do you live in a desert or something?
>>27322711
Millennial minimalism movement. It stems from a anti-consumerism mindset which I do admire and subscribe to, but it's also a movement shared by insufferable hipsters. The ideal is to use only the space you need, living frugally and unbounded.
>>27322810
They're not actually more expensive, but per square foot they are much more expensive. The cost comes from the cost of fitting all those amenities into a small space, same reason thin laptops are more expensive.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erincarlyle/2014/04/28/12-tricked-out-tiny-houses-and-why-they-cost-so-much
You mean a permanent trailer home.
That's what you meant, OP, right?
I mean, that's what these things are, right?
>>27322960
Is that the only difference between small homes and trailers?
>>27322960
>>27323018
It's the same purpose, but these have real insulation, the inside materials can be hardwood or whatever you want, and it obviously looks like a house instead of a car. It's mostly an aesthetic difference.
>>27323044
Why not just go for a cottage?
>>27323044
There's also the status difference. Living in a trailer evokes imagery of poor people or rednecks who can't do any better, while a tiny house is usually a lifestyle choice of minimalism and sometimes is seen as hip or green
Wouldn't paying $20k for a small house be a way better investment than an apartment? Apartments is just giving money to jews.
>>27323082
A tiny house is just a smaller cottage, and cheaper. So there's really no reason other than you don't need all the space of a cottage so why buy the extra space
>>27322556
id rather have a big house
if you have enough money for a tinyhouse and land you have enough for a regular sized house
Tiny house will get old eventually and youll want more room to do shit in
>>27323108
>why buy the extra space
Legroom? A cottage wouldn't be a substantial increase in space anyway.
>>27323091
Probably yeah, but you still have to buy the land and get it wired up and all that shit, so who knows the actual cost. And these are a lot more than $20k, more like $60k I think on average
>>27323136
These things are like <200sqft, I'm pretty sure cottages are almost always at least 3-4x that size
>>27323091
Buying a normal house might be better, since I doubt these have good resale value and normal houses tend to appreciate
>>27323217
Depending on the economy, property has the usual stages of depreciation however it is temporary.
I was looking at tiny houses earlier this week and they really get my dick hard. I just love the efficiency in some of them and wouldn't mind living in one.
>>27322913
>mindset which I do admire and subscribe to, but it's also a movement shared by insufferable hipsters
This applies to so many of my interests.
>>27322556
Doesn't seem big enough to have a shit ton of comfy books
>>27323836
>books
>2016
You can't even.
>>27322913
>>27323354
Guys, if everyone else that shares your interests is a bunch of insufferable hipsters, you're probably an insufferable hipster yourself. Just embrace it.
>thinly veiled cuckshed thread
>>27322556
I don't want to live suburbanly. Or rurally, for that matter. I'm not really interested in having McCastle that just happens to be tiny instead of excessively large.
What I'm hoping for is a return to the boarding house kind of structure; you have a big house and you rent rooms in it, and everybody shares a kitchen where the landlady/lord cooks dinner and does your laundry. And ideally it's close to an urban center and good public transit so all I'd have to own is a bicycle maybe. Now that would be good living.
Unfortunately I'll probably live and die the alone-in-a-crowd American sprawl life.
>>27324075
Does that structure even exist anywhere anymore outside of paying rent to your mom?
>>27324203
Not that I'm aware of. Dormitories are probably the closest thing, but no landlady.
They used to be the main squeeze in America in the 1800s though.
>>27324075
I miss Hey Arnold
because i am closet phobic
>>27322604
Is this you senpai?
>>27324314
T. One who is a cuckold.
You don't just need to buy the house, you need to buy the land to put it on. Property taxes are a thing, and if you're anywhere near anything you'll have a zoning board or a homeowner's association trying to stop you. Well, unless you're in an insufferable millenial hipster area, but I don't want to live there, because that drives the cost up yet again.
>>27324361
t. sperg who calls everything a cuck
baka at ur life desu senpai
I thought this would be a similar feel? I guess everyone wants big houses.
Actually, no, I don't want OP's cuckshed. It looks as big as a trailer home.
What I absolutely love are studio apartments. It's my long term goal to eventually live in one, as pathetic of a dream that sounds. Everything you could ever need in a house is no more than thirty feet away from you. It's sort of comfy knowing you don't need to look after all that extra space. I don't like to consider myself a hipster.
Besides, who needs a large house anyway when no gf?
;__;
i have a pupper, he is the only thing i care about
a small house wouldnt be the best for him
>>27322574
>not doing something because other people are doing it
I would ask you to leave but that fits pretty much in line with anything on 4chan.
>>27324492
Studio apartments are expensive as fuck where I live, and if you can find a cheap one it's generally in a really shitty area.
TV on too loud? People complain about you. Something breaks? Takes days for that shit to get repaired.
It's nice when you get romantic pictures like yours. Everything is clean, nice big TV and comfy tier furniture, sun setting and you can just chill back while the nightlife passes non-threateningly below you... but it rarely works like that.
>>27325362
>but it rarely works like that.
it works exactly like that if you spend a lot of money. If you don't spend a lot of money you'll live somewhere shitty. you can choose different kinds of shitty, but it'll always be shitty. That's why it's cheap, if it wasn't shitty they'd charge more for it.
Because it's to trick idiots into having less so the elite can have more for themselves
i want that pretty badly OP
at this point i'd settle for going back to being trailer trash if i actually owned it
>tfw throwing money down the rent hole month after month with ultimately nothing to show for it
feels pretty bad when you are36
hey guys u like my house senpai
I don't understand the cuckshed meme.
Please explain.
I've always wanted a tiny house. Ever since I was a child I've had the fantasy that I would be kidnapped and forced to live in one, with occasional visits from my kidnapper. I don't understand it.
>>27322574
It's a house. You don't have to talk to other people with small houses.
>>27322634
Download ebooks.
Wtf is a cuckshed? I don't get this trend virgins have of calling everything a cuck.
>I will never build a home of my own and live in some remote area
>I will never study, build small machines and engines, fish, plant seeds for food,practice playing music and art all while living off the land
>I will never ascend to Techno-Warlock status by 30, Dark Engineer by 40
>>27324075
That boarding house sounds ideal.
>>27324075
You want to live with a mom all your life?
>>27324492
The trouble is these are rare in the more affordable parts of the country, at least the ones that are cheap, cold, poorly built shitholes from the 70's in very bad neighborhoods.
>>27324075
Gif is cgi btw
>>27327320
pathos
I've got a small room and I absolutely hate it, I wish I had a nice big house all to myself.
>>27322566
first post best post
also nice dubs
>>27327446
What do you mean???? I dont get it. I would think virgins have zero right to feel better than anyone.
>>27327517
Why do you keep using the word "virgins" pejoratively?
>>27322556
I probably will at some point. Current aim in to buy a somewhat large-ish piece of land about 1/1.5 hours out of the city by around 30, so in about 5 years. I live in Australia so that's not really that far from civilization for me... Plus I don't actually really like the city.
I'm planning on something like 10-15 thou on the actual house part which from what I've looked into is pretty doable if I am comfortable with a small place. Honestly depending on pricing in 5 years then I may just buy a trailer if I can find a good one. It's also possible that there will be some even better ideas other people have come up with so I may be able to just trick out a shipping container or something as well, which I would turn into my Library/Gaming room. I dunno, I'll decide on specifics in 5 years. But I'm pretty comfortable with a small living space.
Then I'll start moving towards a small amount of sustainability. Probably build some shitty accommodation and sign up to one of the organic farming workers websites so I can get a bunch of free labor so I can turn my land into something that is actually useful or profitable.
Probably pick up some 2 days a week part time job or something for some money coming in, being a waiter or something probably. But I would spend the next few years figuring out a way I can use my land to make enough money so I can eat and have an internet connection. Growing stuff, animals or whatever.
If I make it I'll come back for my neet bros, I know where I come from and as much as I want to totally remove myself from civilization I know that I would like to try to reach out and help my people. You know, until too many of the people I reach out to turn out to be massive dicks that just treat me like shit. Then I'll know I at least tried and enjoy the rest of my life more or less alone.
Maybe It'll work out or maybe it won't but it's the closest thing to something that I've actually wanted in a long time.
"Do you think my husband can hear us out in the cuck shed?"
"I hope so."
>>27322556
because I don't own a piece of soil.
>>27322556
No money, live in a city, my country sucks for wilderness life, etc.
>>27327618
Because normalfags think we can be shamed
>>27322566
Would you marry a robot after you're done with your main job? We could have a happy vanilla married life together.Or not.
>>27322556
Dude I dig small houses, cabins innawoods, etc.
The thing is, if I managed to get a reliable source of energy / internet, I would move innawoods in a heartbeat, only me, my dog and muh guns.
Look at my pic, that shit is cozy.
>>27327657
But that's gay porn. Gay men can't be cucks, they're too degenerate to even form real relationships. That's why gay marriage is a farce, literally made up just so fags can ruin marriage for normal people.
>>27328119
Maybe it's a failed tranny who's trying to cuck his husband and thinks he's a women thus thinking he's not a degenerate.
I don't know his image doesn't make sense in that cucking scenario desu senpai.
>>27327265
Are thouest a female
>>27322556
I'm in the process of buying one, it also has 2 exact copies on the same land that I will rent out for a healthy profit.
>>27327618
It is 110% a sign of failure if you're older than 17.
Tiny houses look comfy, but I couldn't imagine ever living in one.
The only tiny house I could imagine living in was this one which was small, but made up for it with height, so the bed and everything was essentially on a second story, even if it was just a single room.
I'm also not a really a huge fan of all wood with yellow/warm lighting.
>>27328155
How much do they cost? I've got a small amount of savings and want to do this.
>>27328193
you can get them, all plumbing, electrical, and floors for 20k
for another 10 you can get ac/heating and some upgrades
So for my 150K investment, including land i've got 3 houses with wood floors, 2 bedrooms each, and window units and I can rent the other two buildings out for about 1200 each and that's roughly 1500 profit so I make my money in like 8 years, which is pretty good that's like a 12% return on my money
beacause my government is selling all the land to the chinks
>>27322556
As a primary residence?
Ha!
Tiny houses are for the backyard (for when you have guests) or a vacation spot.
A SAHW and 5+ kids being homeschooled need a minimum of space.
>>27328306
tfw you don't have 20k
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-sa-port+lincoln-201448138
>>27322574
>i'm not doing it because other people are doing it
>i hate hipsters
>i'm not doing it because it's cool
do you realise how fucking retarded you sound
>>27328329
if you are a first time home buyer it's pretty easy to get a loan up to 300k, you only need a 5% down payment, at least in america, you can get interest as low as 3.5%, that's what I did on my first house, but I live in Texas I don't know how it is elsewhere
>live with grandparents alone
>in 10 years or so I will probably inherit a large fucking yard with a two story (ten rooms in total) house
>all for myself with nothing to do
its a spooky feel. I know jack shit about house work, roof repairs, electricity or pipes.
I prefer commieblocks
>>27328529
How will you pay for it?
>>27328651
pay for what? future repairs and whatnot?
I'm employed.
>>27322556
I have plans to at some point soon, buy up some land and build a log cabin. I'll then build buildings for other things I need like a workshop. I then plan to live as off grid as possible. Log cabins are nice and comfy.
>>27322908
nah just nvidia
>>27325661
That doesn't even make sense. If you spend less, you save more. Your savings don't go to jews, only what you spend does.
>>27328267
Seems like it would be hard to find renters, have you had any luck with that yet?
>>27328483
Banks almost never give loans for these things because they're considered a bad investment
Should a cuckshed have a toilet? Or should the cuck be forced to hold it in while he waits for the bull to finish?
>>27328656
Taxes. Transfer fee. Inheritance tax.
>>27324614
>a human can live in a tiny home, but not a dog
Just walk him regularly m8
tiny houses are a retarded meme. why pay cash up front for a fancy mobile home when you can get a site-built house in the country and finance it through the bank. if you have enough money for a tiny house, put that shit into a down payment and you'll be in good shape.
These are just a bit too small. I'd rather stick with my shotgun colonial. First floor is the kitchen and a common room with a half bath, second floor is two bedrooms and a long common room. Full bath in the master bedroom, another in the hallway. 1/2 acre yard. It's nice.
>>27330310
or just build a fence on the land you occupy and let that lil nigga run free
>>27330385
I'd much rather buy a tiny house upfront than spend the next 15+ years paying off a big one.
These tiny houses look cool and all, but can you find everything in? a stove, toilet and shower etc. The one in OP's picture looks about as big as my room.
>>27324492
Tried it. I couldn't deal with the non-stop murmuring of neighbouring TVs and living in constant fear of not knowing whether I was going to sleep on a particular night due to nigger music blasting through the walls at 3am. I miss the view and living downtown though, it was like a 3 minute walk to the intersection where like half of the buses in my city meet up.
>>27328104
That is cosy as fuck. Nice cabin anon
I would do the same. If i could live in a cabin and be self sufficient and have the internet for entertainment on night time when i wanted to watch a movie instead of sitting on my little porch with my dogs with a beer then i would do it right now.
>looking our over the lake at the trees on the other side with a beer and your dogs at your feet
>spending your morning feeding your chickens
>having a potter around your vegetable garden in the afternoon
>chopping wood in afternoon to stack in your little wood shed to keep you warm when winter comes
>settling down on the porch with a book while your little wood stove keeps your tiny cabin warm so when the temperature drops you know you can go in and be comfy and warm for bed
Dogs would help keep you safe and provide companionship, never have to have people over unless you want them to be there.
never have to speak with people unless you choose to
spend warm nights innawoods with your dogs just for fun, just take a tarp and a hammock to sleep in
you can't, there are laws saying houses have to be a certain size at least. you also need land to put it on
this is why people make them mobile, but then you need a car to attach it to
there are so many hoops you have to jump through
also you're better off living in a car, get a van of some sort and fit it out with a way to generate power (batteries/solar panels), insulate it, create a sleeping area and cover up the windows
you can use a gym membership to shower/use the bathroom. there are also portable bathrooms. it's a pain in the ass but people make it work
>>27330854
Is that the bedframe from amazon?
I have the same one desu
>>27331303
I think I got it at Walmart.
Because they cost more than a normal house due to their popularity
>>27327652
Good plan anon. I hope it works out for you,
I'm in the UK so "land that is out of the city" is pretty hard to come by and prohibitively expensive. I love the idea though, my dream is to marry an aussie or yank or canuck with similar dreams and move out into a little cabin with her and our dogs
>>27331221
personally this sounds like a great idea. Too bad you have no way of making money other than programming and remote shit (which I'm awful at)
/r/vandwelling is the purest place on reddit as well.
I've lived in a doublewide trailer and it really wasn't bad at all. For a family it wasn't bad either from what I saw. People that could have moved out instead used the saved money for dirtbike/ATVs, skiing vacations, went camping a lot. Those families tended to be really close. Yeah you had the trash people but you get that everywhere.
Hole you can afford it neet-cucks.
http://www.fredstinyhouses.com.au/
$41000 fully tricked out
Any ausfags wanna shout me 41k?
>>27330662
DUDE
VAPE
Because I can purchase a legitimate small house with land in a rural setting for like half the price of these souped up RVs.
I'll give them credit for looking extremely comfy compared to regular RVs though, I'd do it if I were rich and had cash to blow.
