>be me
>24 fat small dicked KV
>still lives with his parents
>never had a friend
>never go out
>meet qt
>things happen
>she's pretty much dtf
>Spaghetti bomb everywhere
>she realizes this
>takes it slow
>wants to meet up this weekend
>scared shitless
Wat do?
I'm seriously panicking and nervous as fuck. I've never been in this situation in my life and don't know what to do. I don't even know what she sees in my to be honest.
Fuuuuck. This is too much. Why did I even talk to her. I haven't been this stressed out since I was in collage preparing for finals. Just righting this is giving me anxiety.
Dude just fucking jump in head first. Figure it all out while you're with her. You said it yourself she knew you were nervous and wants to take it slow. She sounds like a cool girl. be happy bro. Good luck!
>never go out
>meet qt
Uwotm8?
Normieproblems
>>>/adv/
>>27322457
we work in the same office
>>27322501
>24 KV
>normie
And I'm fucking brown
>>27322402
I don't know. Like shouldn't I plan what we are gonna do? She likes drinking.
I know she was dtf a few days ago. Where do we go when it comes to time to fuck? I don't even have a car.
>>27322641
>girl wants to fuck you
>somehow not a normie
Yeah, nah. Fuck off, shitskin Chad
>>27322641
>>27322641
The plot thickens. Just let her do everything m8. Only advice i can give is just be confident.. Act like you have the answers and no what to do
>>27322641
Ask to go to her place? Watch porn and study up on what they do?
I'm interested in getting an idea of what you two look like since I have a similar profile to you (except I'm white), so I'm wondering what is actually possible in this world
>>27322699
I don't know man. I was just playing a pseudo Chad. When she was hinting how she had no plans, like really strongly, I spegattied mad fucking hard and got quite.
>>27322713
My desperation is ruining whatever confidence she thinks I had. No girl has ever been so forward about sex with me.
>>27322715
She still stays with her parents.
Are y-you a girl...?
>>27322828
>similar profile except white
>a girl
Read nigga read
I'm simply wondering if there's hope for me as a fellow fat small dicked KV without friends
Are you tall?
>>27322894
For someone brown, I guess.
I'm 5'10
>>27322926
Fuck that boi and listen to me OP.
When she says "I have no plans" Tell her you wanna watch a movie at home, like that gay one with the rabbits and shit.
Then fuck her pussi boi.
>>27322978
I mean, that's what I really wanted to say. Shit, we were gonna drink and fuck. I'm just the rebound guy, so I wanna strike while the irons hot.
But neither of us have an empty crib.
This is some high school shit.
