>tfw Bernie Sanders is the only good candidate
>tfw will still vote for shillary even though she's awful because Trump is the main villain of the campaign
>implying any of the candidates are good
>implying anything will change with the same geezers in congress and the senate anyways
voting is for cucks
>>27321500
>Trump is the main villain of the campaign
Oh, you poor confused man. Don't hurry back with a reply, you might miss something important about Trump being Hitler on MSNBC.
>>27321576
Eh, people who love and hate bernie are as dumb as each other.
The Americans deserve Trump.
Every Yank --vote for Trump pls.
>>27321500
>electoral politics
>>27321500
The only good politician is a dead politician.
>>27321500
>mfw Bernietards will sincerely complain about corruption in politics while refusing to admit that the DNC is basically just a branch of the Clinton Foundation now
>>27321500
>Trump is the main villain of the campaign
Trump is the protaganist, Hillary is the villain.
>>27321500
>Can't even stand up to shaniqua and -a
>Expects to be POTUS
And -a is pronounce dasha because the dash aint be silent
CAN'T ABUSE THE CRUZ
CAN'T RUSE THE CRUZ
MUST AMUSE THE CRUZ
>>27322179
Cucked Cruz on the high seas.
>>27322264
NO EXCUSE NOT TO VOTE FOR CRUZ
>>27322294
Cruz will only lose
>>27322294
>overly conservative
>doesn't understand politics, only there to defend his morals
>that voice
>that face
>genuinely believes fighting against gay marriage is worthwhile/a good idea
His campaign has started to look more and more like Rubio's did. He will fall off soon.
>>27322326
CHOOSE THE CRUZ
>>27322377
>implying being conservative is a bad thing
Cruz is a constitutionalist, meaning he has some degree of political education.
His voice is fucking amazing, but I have to admit he looks like a blobfish.
Gay marriage is something I don't want, but I agree, trying to fight it is futile.
>>27322442
I am a conservative, he is WAY too far right to be president.
All he cares about is representing the Christian moral values, he isn't in it to run the country, just make it a Christian nation again.
(To be honest, better than that Muslim shit though.)
>>27322484
I'm conservative too, but is he that into the right? I just thought he's kind of traditionalist and anti degeneracy. How far right are we talking here, Pinochet tier or Thatcher tier?
>>27321572
only smart post in this thread
>>27322508
Maybe a little less than Thatcher.
Those are some crazy right-wingers you gave me to choose from bro.
>>27322578
If he's just a little less than Thatcher he's quite close to me.
Who would you compare him to?
>>27322508
Pinochet is objectively better than Thatcher. Thatcher was a cunt who didn't care about her nation. Pinochet was pretty good other than dropping people off of things, but that's understandable since he was dealing with literal communists.
>>27322179
>Voting for booger, the Cuban-Canadian lying piece of shit married to a major bank executive who wrote papers on creating a "North American Union"
kek
>>27321500
Ok, so I have no idea about american politics, but I'm still curious: what makes Trump bad? I always see people shitposting about him everywhere but no posts actually bring up any concise and convincing points. Is he really bad?
>>27322610
I like to think Billy Graham fucked Rand Paul and Ted Cruz was born.
>>27321500
>Trump is racist evil womyn hater
when will this meme die
>>27321593
Not really anon. Not really. Bernie is litterly a very bad person. He genuinly wants white people to suffer. If you don't hate him you are uninformed or stupid. Aside from possibly being a paid shillfuck ofcourse.
>>27322706
No, he's trying to bring back the mentality that the US had in the 50's-70's which was all about making life for yourself and fuckin' bitches.
He's a threat to the major political establishment so he gets attacked by the media on the reg.
Also he's too brash and doesn't care enough for the PC "culture."
>>27322706
some of his views are a bit extreme and mostly riled up emotions, but thats not really the problem
the man has no experience in politics, he has never held a public office nor ever served the public
>>27322706
He's constantly contradicting himself on every issue, he proposes all these ridiculous plans that he never mentions again, and he says ridiculously idiotic shit on the news just for attention. He's a fucking meme candidate. He has no actual plans, policies, or stances. He just does shit for the publicity.
>>27322762
is he brash? or is he a master wizard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55NxKENplG4
>>27322873
While I agree with all of this sadly out of the main three he's still the least awful. This whole election is fucked either way.
>>27322901
right here this, there is no escaping how fucked we are from this election, its just all shit and it is invevitable that we will continue living in shit for years to come
I cant wait to feel the bern!
>>27321677
That's exactly what the Bernie supporters are saying you retard, why wouldn't they.
>>27322948
>some /pol/fag actually took the time to put this image together
lol
Anyone deluded enough to consider a politician a villain isn't mature enough to vote.
>>27323042
>who is hillary clinton
>>27323096
>Hillary villain
All the stuff being brought against her are non-issues.
Who cares about Benghazi. Those people were dumb enough to set up an embassy in a dangerous area. She didn't tell those protesters to attack.
It's the same thing as the birth certificate thing with Obama.
I don't like Hillary. I just don't believe in hating people for the wrong reasons.
The reason you should not like Hillary, is she's a corporate shill who has had a lot of power in the last few years and it's gone to her head.
The Email and benghazi things are really in the same category as lizardmen and jet fuel can't melt steal beams
>>27323204
>implying hiding her communications from out government as a government official isn't a bad thing
>benghazi isn't a big deal
>ignoring her watergate bullshit
>literally the biggest wallstreet shill in washington
>>27323299
>Its okay when Reagan does it
I don't vote, but would never allow that cunt hillary to take office. that bullshit she said about women being the primary victims of war just fucking rustled my jimmies too much.
>>27323317
>implying I like reagan
>that strawman though
>>27322919
Exactly, it's a shitbowl special this year. Pick your poison, they all suck. Honestly I think Trump sucks the least, but that's not saying much.
>>27321500
Back to your cuckshed, reddit.
Bernie even got cucked out of his whole "political revolution" shtick since Trump is doing that better.
>>27323403
kek, what exactly does a cuckshed even look like?
i want to make one in minecraft for reasons
Hilary is an obvious fucking shill, just your typical, morally bankrupt politician. You can tell she's gonna sell the presidency to the highest bidder. You can tell fucking nothing's gonna get accomplished under her leadership, because she's too cowardly to do goddamn anything. It'll be another 4-8 years of this fucking Democrat inertia that Obama started. I'm getting so fucking restless. Global warming is fucking skyrocketing, our dependence on non-renewable resources is unsustainable, the income disparity gets wider each day, deaths from drug overdose are approaching epidemic levels, the world's wildlife has been experiencing massive extinction the likes of which has no precedent in history, the economy is nearing an unavoidable crisis where all unskilled labor has been replaced by machines, and that's while higher education becomes more ludicrously expensive and unobtainable. We need to start doing shit right now, we can't afford to just sit around with our pinkies up our assholes waiting for everything to sort itself out.
Bernie is a little better, but he's still so fucking academic. It feels like he falls for all these ivory tower memes, like over-glorifying Europe and outright denying the existence of the white lower class. I always raise an eyebrow when I hear about "socialists" talking so much about welfare and free this and free that.
Let me explain. As Marx wrote, capitalism requires there to be a surplus army of unemployed workers, so the bourgeoisie can replace any troublemakers at the drop of a hat. Job markets with more openings than able workers (think doctors, dentists, engineers, etc.) are typically forced to give the workers more economic leverage, which capitalists fucking hate because it means less profits and less power, so they try their best to make sure there are lots of hungry workers and few jobs. You've gotta feed the population of idle workers though, so that's where welfare comes in.
>>27324351
Don't be fooled by their smoke and mirrors, the bourgeoisie loves welfare and it is an essential component of the capitalist economy. Welfare keeps workers dependent on the state's teat. Why would welfare recipients revolt when their needs are quite satisfied? Taking to the streets could land them in jail and take away their food and housing, anyways. And this is why Marx was proven wrong, this is why communism did not arise naturally. The revolution has been pacified by free lunches. So do you see how welfare is actually quite anti-socialist? Bernie's not gonna change a thing by introducing all these programs. These big European welfare states he wants to emulate are a huge fucking sham.
So that leaves Trump, but he isn't even really a candidate because he has no actual platform and he changes his stance on issues every week. Who knows what the fuck he's gonna do if he's elected? Probably absolutely nothing if I'm being honest, since no one in Congress will agree to pass anything he proposes. We end up with another sitting duck president.
So I've got no clue who to vote for. I'm just not even gonna bother this election, because I don't really care anymore. A wandering butterfly could win the presidency and I would be just as ambivalent.
I want Trump to win, just because he's like that drunk guy that always goes IF I WAS PRESIDENT I'D FIX EVERYTHING before throwing up in the trashcan and passing out in the garden. I want to see if that guy has what it takes to fix everything. Or at least throw up in the White House and pass out drunk and naked on the front lawn.
>>27324351
>>27324396
Nice post until it devolved into commie shit.
Kill yourself, pinko.
Also, bourgeoisie hasn't been a relevant term since the 40's.
>Berncucks forced into voting for someone they hate
lmao
>>27323038
all of them are gay are you really surprised?
>>27325279
FUcking homophobe. This is why I'm voting trump.
There's a reason people on these boards are either for Trump or Sanders, they represent the anxieties of the young and edgy, either left or right, much more than either the more 'traditional' conservative Cruz and the more 'traditional' liberal Clinton.
>>27321500
Reddit please excuse yourself lickity-split!
Bernie probably won't win the Democratic nomination but I'll write him in anyway in the general election.
>>27322992
And yet they'll still vote for Shrillary like the pathetic beta bitchbois they are
>a-at least I can say I voted for the first female president, h-heh
Trump and Sanders are the only good candidates.
>trump
>cuts taxes
>more monies for me
>bernie
>taxes rich fucks more
>spend less on basic services
Also, both are anti-establishment. The only difference is that Trump pulls bullshit out of his ass to appeal to redneck fucks and Bernie does the same with retarded leftists. As long as Hilary doesn't win, we're good.
>>27325794
Whether you agree with him or not, Bernie is a much more principled candidate than Trump. Probably Cruz is too, even though I'd never vote for his kind of conservatism.
>>27321584
naaaah m8 he gon build da wall to kepp dem dirty mexicans out
>>27325794
this. if trump didn't spew retarded pro-israel garbage then he would have my support 100%
>>27325794
those millionaires earned that though (^:
>>27321500
STAHP BAITING REEEEEEEE
>>27325965
Bernie is weak. This picture is disgusting to me.
I would never vote for a candidate who so easily gave in to BLM agitator scum who cucked him on his own stage.
I'm voting for Trump.
>>27327305
worse, he then thinks people want to pay for those lazy nigger's health and education for them.
>>27327279
>he unironically wants to live in marxist regime
>>27321500
I, as well,enjoy news and politics on tumblr dot com! What's your favorite ship XD if you don't say Destiel yOU'RE WRONG EEHEHEHEHEHE
>>27321500
Bernie is the ultimate cuck and his economic proposals would would absolutely destroy the US economy.
>>27321613
>The Americans deserve Trump.
Sad but true
>>27322755
Are you trying to imply that bernie's shills don't doitforfree like cucks?
t. bernie shill
Honestly all of these candidates suck.
Clinton is completely not trustworthy and basically a more strong armed Obama.
Sanders is a cuck who would be unable to make his policies work.
Cruz is an evangelical moron who doesn't want people to have social freedoms
And Trump is a blowhard who talks out of his ass and enjoys it, but at least he has an idea what the public is into.
I'll be grabbing pop corns and get comfy when Turmp wins, it's gonna be gud, as a Yuropoor this hilarious on so many levels.
