>Guy asks me for 1.50$ to help him pay for bus fare
>Give him 3 dollars instead
Who else /seraphic/ here?
i wish i could fly, but my wings have been so deniIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIed
>beta kid is crying alone at lunch
>give him 10 bucks to buy some food
Felt good desu
>walking to class through a crosswalk
>guy in his car calls me over
>hey man, he says, I got drunk last night and changed the password on my computer. Where's a computer lab around here?
>over there man I say and point, but just give me your number and I'll come to your place and fix it.
>I give him mine
>two hours later he calls me and I don't answer because I'm nervous
>>27320736
>don't answer because I'm nervous
nice
>amon posts about something paining him in life
>post something that actually helps him see through the fog so he can overcome
>>27320677
>waiting for bus
>guy rounds corner panting, angrily
>"what bus was that??"
>I tell him I didn't see for sure.
>Also tell him it doesn't matter. It's passed now. >To know if it was your bus or not would only create anguish, it could have been, it could have not. It makes little difference.
>To be uncertain and wait is a weight off your shoulders
>he looks at me oddly and catches his breath and rolls the thought over in his head
>50 year old looking guy too, looking at me like I dropped divine wisdom on him.
>He made a not bad face and took a seat
She would be proud.
>>27320677
You know that they are just going to by drugs with that mone right
>>27320955
drugs are good mkay
>hobo asks if i've got a cigarette
>give him 2
life is good lads
>>27320677
I've donated $100 to Bernie's campaign. Where's my halo?
>>27321215
You're destined for hell with the other kikes.
Any angel anon willing to help me out ?
>>27321291
with what fammy
>>27321373
Friendship and steam games
>>27320928
>woman literally sprints for the bus
>misses it by seconds
>she looks like she has seen a murder, starts to walk off in defeat
>ask her which bus she is waiting for
>she tells me
>quickly check my phone
>"that wasn't your bus"
>two minutes later her bus arrives
>she thanks me like i had told her that she had won the lottery
>Walking home from club
>homeless crackhead walking barefoot
>know the feeling
>give him my brand new doc marten boots
>walk barefoot back to the hotel
What Would Jesus Do naww'mean? no person should have to walk like that in the cold
Now I've got that fucking Frente song stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E67quDb9lDI
You cunt, OP.
>>27321440
post your steam and I'll give you 2 tf2 keys which can be traded for games on tf2outpost.com
>lost tourist lady asks me for directions
>personally bring her to her destination instead
>>27321555
http://steamcommunity.com/id/skrotex/
>chillin in LA Metro station and waiting for ride
>light a smoke cuz fuck it
>hobo comes by and holds out his lighter
>lights my cigarette
>i offer him a smoke and light it for him
>we go through about half an bour talking about shit
That man was very wise for a hobo. Hope he got super high with the 80 i gave him
>driving at the speed limit
>someone trying to go over the speed limit
>make sure he can't overtake me while slowing down even more, so he won't be a danger to himself
>tfw H E A V E N L Y
>older lady asks if we have any tools around the shop to replace her license plates
>do it for her gladly
also
>customer comes into store injured
>asks for bandaid
>clean and dress their wound for them for free
I tend to get nice opportunities like that every month or two
>see hobo passed out by mcdonalds surrounded by bottles
>small crowd around him
>soccer mom calling an ambulance
>tell her to hang up
>wake up the hobo
>buy him 2 steel reserves and a pack of smokes
>tell him to go get fucked up
>at church with friend
>guy comes in we didn't know
>offers to smoke with us
>we walk across the street to the park
>10 AM in the middle of town
>smokablunt.exe
>hobo walking by
>think about giving him a $10 because I'll just spend it on shitty food and I'm nowhere near poor
>friend convinces me not to because he'll just spend it on booze
>feel terrible later
>>27323023
>old homeless man walks into store
>asks if I'd buy him some food
>give him a few dollars to get something
>he comes back in later and asks for money to get smokes
>find out later he isn't homeless at all
Never trust them
>eleven asks me to help her with her shitty life
>take over the world and fix everyone's way of life instead
Who here /literallygod/
