What's the quickest suicide method, robots?
you already know that answer famlam
don't do it silly goose desu
shotgun in mouth, 45 degree angle
Firearm to the head
old age.
The other methods don't end the pain, they just spread it around to those you love.
It all gets better. Just stick around.
>>27320345
why should I care?
I'll be dead, and they'll get over it in time
>>27320203
1 (800) 273-8255
Call this number, anon. Talk it over with someone.
>>27320253
>>27320345
>>27320355
>>27320380
here come the heroic anons with a savior complex
>>27320355
I don't know how to deal with failure
Mommy's finally had it this time
>>27320377
You don't get over a friend or a family member, even a distant one, killing themselves. EVER.
>>27320355
is he the ugliest person on the planet
>>27320442
If a few words can save a life why not type them. Better than the time you wasted trying to ridicule us.
>>27320531
>I'm at an extremely dark and painful point in my life where committing suicide seems like the best option
>but wait! some guy I've never known or met said on the internet "it gets better!" duh! why didn't I think of that? I feel great now
do exit bags actually work? i've read that they're difficult to make properly
>>27320579
The goal is to maintain communication. The person just needs someone to talk to right now and words of encouragement are a buffer to conversation. Relax.
>>27320458
so what
you cant feel guilt if youre dead
also you dont know his family, get off your high horse
>>27320617
hhahhaaahah nice meme friend! :^)
>>27320617
you guys are all the same
all sympathy, no empathy
you can't understand why someone would legitimately want to die
>>27320602
OP here and I also want to know this.
>>27320704
Of course I can understand. Just because I don't divulge my life story doesn't mean I don't understand loss, doubt, lack of self worth. These are things I've experienced, learned from, and pushed through. There is always someone out there worse off than you. Sure, it doesn't make your plight any less unbearable, but it should be enough to open your eyes to the possibility of betterment.
>>27320776
>There is always someone out there worse off than you.
THINK OF THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA!!!
>>27320802
Welp, you got me.
Hey OP, if you're still here at least live so you can enjoy seeing plebs like me get schooled over the internet.
>>27320836
was that not your argument?
like, why even bring it up?
>it should be enough to open your eyes to the possibility of betterment
look at all these people who are worse off than you but still want to live, what a fucking loser you must be!!
>>27320894
You kiss anybody with that mouth?
>>27321155
of course not, why do you think I want to die?
It's not about the fastest, it's about what's most fun :^) enjoy those last few minutes/seconds so you know you fucked up
>>27321178
I'm all about suicide but please don't let it be over sucking at girls, they're really not as great as everyone makes them out to be
>>27321629
it's about sucking at everything
I don't have a gun because I live in a 3rd world shit hole with gun control but I will hang myself in a couple of hourse. I've read that you break your neck before your brain gets out of oxygen so I guess it's kind of quick? See you around, OP.
>>27320203
Suicide by Large Hadron Particle Collider
A gun works too.
>>27321957
have you looked up your drop height? there's tables all over the internet from the 1800s, but you gotta make sure you fall from your drop height or your neck won't break
>>27320345
This is why love is bad. It literally traps you and forces you to live a miserable life. You can't an hero because there's people who will suffer from your loss but in the same time if you don't an hero, you have to live with yourself and all of the disappointment and regret that goes with it.
>>27320203
Either a bullet to the head or those DIY Exit bags.
Don't be afraid of the consequences that'll come after you die. You'll be dead and won't be aware of what's happening in this fucked up world.
>>27320802
This exactly why I want to kill myself. I've been given everything in life to suceed yet I amount to nothing. There is nothing, no excuse for turning out the way I did.
>>27322078
I think it's selfish to not be an hero and suffer a miserable and painful life just because mommy will get sad, more selfish than killing yourself.
Livestream it, you faggot
>>27320802
>YOUR LIFE IS REALLY HORRIBLE BUT THERE ARE EVEN MORE HORRIBLE LIVES OUT THERE
How irrelevant. Just because their lives are worse doesn't mean someone else's life is any good.
>>27320602
They put oxygen in the tanks now.
>>27322193
suicide is selfish because you have to do what other people want yiou to do , not what you want! even if you feel bad alive at least they wont feel bad!
>>27320203
Jump in front of a train
original
>>27322193
How is it selfish to keep living? If you mean in the sense of resources sure, but killing yourself is selfish because you are releaving the pain and give it to someone else. Usually more than one person
>>27322277
Not all of them do that and even though its usually not the necessary to cause suffocation.
>>27322277
wait what? how does that work?
>>27322307
(Not him) Aren't these people selfish if they don't want you to commit suicide? I mean, they prefer to see you suffering instead of suffering with your death. So its either them who suffer or you.
>>27322340
the tanks are diluted with oxygen because the world is running out of helium at an alarming pace
>>27322307
It's selfish to keep someone alive that's suffering because you don't want to feel pain yourself.
Maybe you should have helped them when they were struggling and they wouldn't have killed themselves
>>27322376
They don't know I suffer. Most people doubt the worst. I think it's because some truths are too hard to accept
>>27320203
are you new here?
havent you read the other 10000000 threads asking this
also isnt it obvious what would hurt and what wouldn't
>>27322450
Well guess you're right, most people really are too selfish to understand the suffering of others, so they can't accept when someone commits suicide. It really takes an understanding mind to accept what people want to do with their own lives.
>>27322429
That's why love is a trap. Both sides can't help but care for the other. So the suffering one is forced to live
Why the hell do we try to stop people from killing themselves? If they're too retarded to do something like that, why are we putting so much effort into saving them?
>>27320749
>>27320602
no, bags don't work.
use a sleep apnea mask instead.
>>27322462
I just want people to talk to anon you already know this
Even if it is mostly shitposting.
>>27322594
If it's a stranger it's because of morals/karma
If it's someone you know it's because you care/love them
And for both cases the person tries to help because they know they will regret not trying to help and will eventually blame the death on them selves
>>27322606
aaaahhhh
the feeels man your hitting my feeels
>>27322677
We're all on this ride, like it or not.
