Hey weirdo stop staring at me, I'm doing yoga
Then why aren't you wearing yoga pants and why are you in my house?
This story doesn't add up at all!
What? I'm just going to downward dog naked. If you get in the way of my penis I will file for rape.
>tfw no yoga slut roommate to creep on
All I have is my laptop and four white walls to keep me company.
>doing toga on high heels
lol dumb bitches
What the fuck are you doing in my kitchen at 3 in the morning
>>27319797
>only 4 walls
look at this pleb
I'm starting because you're doing your yoga wrong.
Pure Dee is pretty oldschool OP
>>27319604
Then go to a place where you will be accepted, preferably one I hear great things about called "fuck yourself"
Why would I be staring at you, you 3DPD whore
>fucking women thinking they're always the center of attention
>>27319604
That's my apartment.
Take your leave or I call the cops.
