>girl calls me a normie today
>ask her if she even has a 4chan account
>she says yes and tells me her username
So what's the deadliest handgun I can legally buy?
>>27318893
well? whats her username
>>27318893
username pls, OP
>>27318923
>>27318935
she said it was bebe
>>27318893
Share her profile pics OP
>>27318923
I think she said "RebeccaRules94" or some cancerous shit like that.
>>27318893
coonan .357 semi-auto.
not the deadliest but its a semi-auto .357 magnum with a 7 round magazine.
>call my friend a normo because he's going to a party later without me
>he stares at me for a few seconds
>"you're normal too, anon, whether you like it or not. don't kid yourself"
>walks out
>>27318893
>4chan account
My sides...
>>27318893
>le secret club
>le
sounds like you're the normie
>>27318977
Nice dubs, pupper.
Also, that's the whole joke. She actually responded because she wanted to seem like she knew what the fuck she was talking about
>>27318996
>le secret club
you're the one who said that. not him. what are you even trying to point out?
>>27318964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGKdpW2Ztd8
the magazine can probably hold more, but i guess its illegal to have more than 7 rounds for the .357 magnum.
>>27319011
>also that's the whole joke
Yeah I fucking know. Can't I show some appreciation or do I always have to get "thatsthejoke.jpg"-d
Checked and Keked.
>>27318977
>>27319011
Shit dude, that karma.
>>27318893
normie is a normalfag term. stop using it
>>27318893
>mentioning 4chan in public
Seriously it's best not to imply you use this shit hole. I know I keep it a secret.
>>27318893
hahahahahahahahah omg that is too funny!!! xD
4chan doesn't even really have accounts though?!?!?
But wait it's part of the joke! omg thank you OP. I've found my new home on the internet I think. I can't wait to tweet this place out and tell all my friends and bf about it!
I think we're really going to get to like each other and I seriously can't wait :)
xoxoxo
>>27319044
>.357
I want this meme to end. Just get a .380 semi and be done with it.
>>27319050
Sorry family. It's hard to tell what you're laughing at.
>>27318893
She knew exactly what was up, she just wanted to make you mad.
>>27319020
^so much this xd
>>27318893
>just a 4chan account
>not even gold or platinum
Fuck outta here
>>27319112
>le stopping power meme
unless you regularly deal with coked up chads and loose tigers, a single shot is going to be enough to dissuade anyone from fucking with you further. hell just pulling out a pistol period should be doing that, so it may as well be light and easy to draw
>>27319109
i'm excited too girlie :))
Well, I think everyone who visits 4chan on a regular basis should open an account. It's just fair. I have opened mine about 8 months ago, and it really changes the way you interact with the website, also it supports 4chan financially.
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>>27318893
Get yourself a .25 auto and walk right up to her and dump the mag in her gut. That caliber has trouble getting through the rib cage so you have to get right up on her and put rounds in the abdominal cavity for a sure thing.
Don't drop the gun. This isn't New York in the 60s. Hold the gun and get out asap. If the police stop you when you have the gun on you, you've probably got a 5% chance to get away and 95% chance they search you and find your piece and you get a murder bid.
Once you're alone find a place to ditch the gun. I'd recommend taking the barrel out, wiping prints from every part of the thing, then go find somewhere to ditch the pistol and the barrel. Keep them separate. Or just keep the pistol and get rid of the barrel and the firing pin. Best case scenario is you keep the pistol and you melt the barrel and firing pin into a piece of unrecognizable slag.
Once that's handled all you need to worry about is witnesses, an alibi ( if you should become a suspect, which you should assume you will ), and forensic evidence that doesn't come from the pistol. This should be taken into consideration before carrying it out. If you plan it right you can make sure there's no witnesses, you have a strong alibi, and minimize your forensic trail.
For example when you pull the trigger gunpowder residue will be on your hands, your clothes, the girl, and the place where the shooting happens. Obviously this means you're going to need to have disposable clothes that are not unique to you. Cheap jeans, shirt, shoes, and hoodie with no unique identifiers ( such as a graphic that isn't common; use something without graphics, words, logos, ect ). Best disposal of the clothing is also burning. Your skin and hair will be left on those clothes and possibly her blood and of course the gunpowder residue. This is all they need for a conviction in many cases.
Good luck and remember to dump the whole magazine into soft tissue, avoid the rib cage and skull. Gut and neck.
>>27318951
bebe is a black female(i think)tripfag
>>27318893
That would be a custom .675 nitro express. Either that, or a 20x20 smoothbore like pic related.
>>27319961
>>27318964
>.25 auto
>.357 magnum
Come on faggots, think bigger than a peashooter.
normie isn't even a 4chan thing.
family guy was using that joke back in like... 1999. The pre-cancellation episode where Peter gets plastic surgery and becomes handsome
>Well... we call you guys "normies"
4chan used to call people normalfags, but that was back when this site wasn't just an alt-reddit.
>>27320302
Spoken like someone who has never committed an act of murder nor ever talked to actual murderers before. Let me guess, your Caw A Dudy experience tells you you need nothing short of a .50 cal Barret to kill some skinny bitch. You're obviously not serious about this, so I don't see why you're complaining in the first place.
Also if you think a .357 is a "pea shooter" then you're clearly horribly ignorant about even the most basic history of the development of the most common pistol rounds.
Go get yourself a fucking .45 and drop the bitch if you're so criminally inclined. Why are you asking us for advice if you already know it all? Just do it, pussy.
>>27320302
If the caliber of the pistol you intend to use for a murder is the only thing you're worried about, then you're not going to pull it off because you're too retarded to do what niggers do every single day. Why should any of us care about helping someone who is literally more retarded than niggers.
>>27318893
That last question is for /k/
But the deadliest handgun you can buy is this thing. If they don't have it, save your money and don't buy anything in the store.
>>27318976
>friend
Fuck off normie
