>Hey man, what's up?
How do you usually respond?
>>27318062
>What's good bro
Like that
>>27318086
Unless they said that in a worried way then it's
>Eh not much
Rather not worry people with problems and shit
>>27318062
>Same old, same old
95%
How's it going
Helicopters
>>27318112
pretty much this
when coworkers ask about my weekend I just it was fine, I'd rather not tell them I spent it masturbating and crying in my room all weekend
A direction.
>>27318062
another day... another dollar
you?
g good....... (wait for them to leave or awkwardly say something like about the weather then still hope they leave)
>What's up?
Not much. What's up with you?
>How are you?
Pretty good. How are you?
>Do anything fun on the weekend?
Oh you know just rested. What about you?
>Got any plans for the holiday?
Ah probably just get some rest you know haha. How about yourself?
deflect, deflect
>>27318062
>Nothing much, what about you?
^^^
>>27318062
"Gas prices, the cost of living, the national debt, the expectation that this generation will be the very last, the possibility I'm going to die unnoticed, not even a footnote in the annals of history as we know it."
>"Jeez, Anon, you're like a total downer, huh?"
"Don't ask vapid fucking questions."
>>27318062
>I dunno, I guess nothing.
Not really big on the small talk.
>>27318062
>What's up?
Oh, its a Disney Pixar movie about a flying house.
>How do you usually respond?
i usually say i'm fine thank you and how about you?
>>27318062
I usually just give them a shrug with a quiet grunt.
>the sky
if I'm feeling regular: "Not much, how are you?"
if I'm feeling like a saucy bastard: "It's a Pixar movie."
>>27318062
>if i'm up to something
explain what i'm doing, return the question
>if i'm up to nothing
"ah nothing much, you?"
>>27318470
>he typed this out and thought it sounded cool and didn't realise how pathetic it sounds before pressing 'post'
>>27318214
Another day another nickle
>>27319097
>feeling despondent about existence in general and life in particular
>yeah
>totally cool
I honestly don't know how to respond to that kind of greeting. I'm used to it being professional.
