>kv
>get a match
>realize I don't even know how to kiss
>don't bother messaging
>KV
>get a match
>realize she would run away screaming because I don't know how to socialize and give off a serial killer vibe
>>27317206
>kv
>get a match
> she's fat
> unmatch
>>27317206
Don't worry, as far as I know even if you get a match chances of her responding are extremely low
>>27317206
>Make Okcupid account.
>Get 8 visits and 7 likes first day.
>Everyone I visit visits back and likes.
>Don't respond to messages.
Those bitches must be getting pissed.
>>27317206
How do you fix this? I'm in your situation too. How the fuck do you fix this. I have no one to practice and no i'm not going to do it with men.
>>27317654
Don't listen to this guy. Go for it.
I was a kv until recently and now I'm just a virgin, might be changing that soon too though. When the girl is into you, she'll either get close to you or will let you get close to her without backing away and keep eye contact. Look down at her, put your hands on her hips and move in slowly with your lips maybe half a centimeter apart in the middle. Then just move your lips around a bit, I know this sounds horseshit but you will feel what's right and go with it.
>>27317749
You'll probably just have to bite the bullet and try to actually go on a date with someone. If she actually likes you as a person, she will overlook the fact that you're inexperienced.
>>27317206
>Get a match
>She's a real lardo
>She unmatches me before I can decide whether to reply or not
>>27317784
But i'm 25. How do you overlook that?
>>27317206
This is my worry if I ever get a gf
This was exactly me before I got my first gf, I didn't have a clue how to kiss and even had to look up videos on YouTube because kisses on films just didn't make any sense to me
When I did first try it it was like I was trying to eat her face, thankfully she thought it was funny and helped me through it
practice with your index finger, put your lips on to it and slide it off, just imagine that it's the girls lower lip
Add some extra sexual spice in there and you'll be good to go
>>27317845
What are you not understanding?
If she likes YOU. Meaning she likes your personality and genuinely enjoys being around you, she will not hold your inexperience against you.
>>27317943
Yeah, sorry. That's my insecurity kicking in. Thanks.
>>27317889
>practice with you put your lips on to it and slide it off, just imagine that it's the girls lower lip
This makes a lot of sense desu
>>27317206
>kissless virgin
>over 200 matches in the past year
>never messaged any of them ever
>still complain about no gf
>>27318012
yeah it's sound advice, plus it's fun to think of all the autists who read that post and are now making out with their fingers
>>27317889
Slide what off? Sorry
>>27318017
You make me really angry
>>27318246
Don't be sorry bro we all need to learn once
Slide your lips off the side of your finger if that makes sense
have you ever eaten an ice cream like pic related? you know how you'd sick off the ice cream that's on the wooden stick at the end? Don't do it as hard as that and a bit more seductive but that's the movement we're going for
I know these our weird analogies but describing how to kiss is hard as shit, once you've done it once you'll feel like a fool for not realising how it's done
>>27318526
Yeah I guess this is so fucking hard
Thanks everyone, this has been the most helpful thread I've seen on this site.
We're gonna make it
>>27318526
Do you slide your tongue in after a while?
I'm 22, autistic and too scared to get a gf because I dont know how to kiss
It's easy Bros, just kind of kiss their top lip, play around with it, suck it, etc. Stick out your tongue, let them lick it, reciprocate whatever they do, play around. I was nervous about it but it's really not hard at all. I was even told I was a good kisser on my first kiss, I was 24 and I'm 95% sure she wasn't lying.
>tfw message a gorgeous girl
I've made a huge mistake.
I hope she doesn't reply. JUST FUCKING IGNORE ME FUCK
>>27319490
Just don't overdo it and youll be fine, follow that technique and when you're actually doing it you'll readjust yourself to get it, I believe in you pal
>>27319531
If things are getting frisky then yeah, I usually wait until the girls put her tongue in first and then I'll take that as an invitation for my tongue as well
The tongue isn't in there a lot of the time though, it's more of an occasional few second tease before going back to normal kissing
guys who've never kissed a girl before, don't stress it. it comes naturally literally the second your lips lock. i guess its genetic or something so as long as you're not an autist you should be fine.
what you should focus on is making sure when it actually happens you're not stressing like "omg what if i accidentally eat them". that anxiety would be the only thing holding you back and potentially making you fuck up
>>27317206
>realize I don't even know how to kiss
make sure to practice op
Tfw mentally ill and low self esteem so nothing ever happens
>>27317206
dude, cross one bridge at a time. just start a conversation
Tinder thread? Post matches
>>27319883
I know that feel
>>27317206
first time for everything buddy.
had my first kiss on a tinder date. Could I give you some tips:
if you have anything in your life you are proud of, BRAG about it, but in a nice way
talk about your job/jobs, education etc...
talk about weird shit that happened to you on tinder
meet at starbucks
say you would love to make her dinner and watch a movie with her sometime, when you meet (this needs to be done in person)
mention that you havent dated in a while and this is your first time meeting someone
talk about interests, music, movies, vidya you like
if all else fails, talk about how much you hate Chad types and you get really jealous/angry at guys who get girlfriends.
>>27320875
This is awful advice
>one match in 4 days
>18 y/0 kv
feels bad man.
>22
>match with q t 23
>we meet up and chill and she ends up buying me dinner and paying for a cab
>too beta so only give her two hugs
top kek
Feels good not being an autist on an app that's literally riskless
>>27321082
That is some stale pasta my friend.
If that's actually your content, then it says something as to how secure you are per the amount of times I've seen that image, that is: a fraction of security
>>27320944
actually its not. Maybe the one about not dating in a while is bad, but mostly its good.
>>27321128
You seem pretty salty anon. Here's another girl I've got on lockdown
>>27321198
1/(times I've seen that image) + 1
>tfw using a fake gps and swiping in asian countries
>all these qts and qt ladyboys
>so many first msgs asking to go on dates etc
>>27319829
Wtf this isnt even possible to do
>>27321253
Yeah, I didn't post this image on this board. Nice try though, faggot.
>>27317206
alright will someone please help me
i made a profile on Okcupid for my college, and the women i got there look like fucking ogres. is it any better on tinder? are they whores though?
if i do meet a cute girl what should i say. theres one or two girls who dont look like absolute dogshit on Okcupid, thinking about biting the bullet
>>27321300
+2 original desu,...... CG n BG TD dB if
>>27321335
Tinder is much better IMO I live in a college town too. They're not all whores
>get a good consistent rate of matches like 3 or so a month
>they never respond
WHY EVEN BOTHER THEN
>>27321385
how does it match you up with girls though
>>27321428
You swipe the girls you want to meet, and if they swipe you too then you get matched up and you can start sending messages
>>27321632
so just looks?
>>27321692
You put a little text in your profile and it'll sync your likes from facebook, but pretty much
>>27321405
Only three per month? I think I've gotten like 40 in the past three weeks. I swipe right anything I'm attracted to then out of my matches I'll decide who is actually worth talking to.
>>27321779
Well. I'm black. Nonwhites have it fucking hard on this thing. That and my pictures are basic as fuck.
What confuses me the most is how almost all my matches are asians. There's like maybe 3 latina girls in this thing and one white girl, rest is asians.
>>27321840
I don't use tinder becasue I am shy, but from what I understand you can set preferences and anyone out of those preferences just won't be shown.
If you don't like guys over 40 or black women, they simply will filter out.
I'm kv too
fuck this world and fml
>>27321744
fuck man
why even bother then
nobodies gunna swipe my ass
>>27321875
Interesting, is that recent? I remember the only settings being distance and genders.
It's no biggie though, I only use it to gauge my batting range, I want to meet a qt irl. Who I match with does give small boosts of confidence.
>>27321928
Also I wish there was a way to just see who matched you, fuck this middleman shit.
>>27320944
>>27320875
I actually think its not bad advice, thanks anon.
Some girl messages me saying "You're a wizard Harry."
"Fancy making your wand disappear in my cauldron."
I wear glasses and have dark hair, it's not the first time compared to Harry Potter.
How do I even respond to that?
>>27321928
again, I don't use the app because I am fugly, but my girlfriend says that you can do it.
>>27319829
I got close but the angle makes it hard
>>27321985
"I don't understand what you mean"
Bjjt
>>27322017
>but my girlfriend says that you can do it.
Maybe. I dunno, next match I get I may try something.
>>27322325
by girlfriend I mean friend that is a girl, not girlfriend as in... well cuck.
>>27321985
>How do I even respond to that?
"We have to first make sure that the cauldron is overflowing."
Christ, how obtuse are you?
>>27322343
That doesn't really change much here dude.
>>27322424
There is a longer story here but I don't want to be called a cuck
>>27322467
Wew, yeah you probably shouldn't.
what the fuck do i even say to a girl
i dont know what to do
hey does this shit post anything to facebook/ interact with it at all
how much can people using the app see?
should i make a separate facebook account?
>KHV
>get tinder
>0 matches for months
>get one match
>it's a 30 something woman
>she wants me to be some quick fuck behind her husband's back
>immediately drops contact the minute she figures I'm a virgin and can't do the sexy talk
>go back to 0 matches
this is bullshit, I live in a city with 3 big colleges, how can I possibly get nothing on dating sites and tinder?
>>27324172
fuck off asshole
you don't belong here
Just bee yourself guys is that easy
>>27324283
she ugly tho yo
>>27324283
>an ugly girl finally talked to me, gonna screenshot it for r9k cred! I'm gonna look so cool!!!
>>27317206
>get match
>msg them
>they never reply
fuck this life
Who here freaks out when they ask to meet up?
I've had 6 so far invite me out but I can't leave my room
>>27324283
wow cool! are you a zoologist or something?!! that's the most beautiful moose I've ever seen!
