Dude what the fuck should I spend my money on? I have about 80 bucks in cash that I mistakenly withdrew from my bank, and I don't know what to do with it? I don't really wanna go to a bar, I can't smoke weed, I tried buying some shrooms but my connect doesn't have any, I already ate dinner, no good movies are out, I don't live near a casino. And I don't wanna give it to a bum.
Help!
sit on it until you can get shrooms or Xtc.
>>27315867
>buy a giant dildo
>shove up ass
Because OP is gay
Sacrifice it to Kek by burnning it
>>27315867
Massage parlor. Bring more cash.
buy somenew shoes
>>27315926
not a bad idea. I have the whole week off I should research this. Thanks!
>>27315867
Can't you just deposit it back in the bank?
>>27315867
Send it to me dumbass
>>27315944
Lel. Don't get addicted.
>>27315956
I could but I'm gonna spend it eventually, what's the point? It feels like a sign.
>>27315980
Read the second-to-last sentence.
>>27315867
If you don't instantly know what to spend your money on, save it until you do.
>>27315867
There's a self help idea that you should always carry a $100 bill even if you can't afford to spend it, since it helps with emergencies and in general makes you more confident.
>>27315911
>le OP is gay! troled hard m8
>>27316088
And it's a great little reward for the muggers who happen to see it in your wallet.
Buy a vibrating pussy so you don't have to put any effort into masturbation any more.
Don't forget the fucking batteries.
>>27316163
Yes, being mugged is an emergency. If you give them what they want they're less likely to do physical harm.
>>27316328
From what I heard you should stand your ground in a mugging because they are cowards and don't want any confrontation. Simply standing firm and telling them to fuck off will be enough.
Put it back in the bank
Or buy a book to read like Brave New World
>>27315911
>>27315912
>xdxd topkek op deliver
Sit on it until you need to spend it. It's not rocket science.
>>27315983
This. I've probably spent 700 in the past year on that asian poon tang.
>>27316393
Or you get stabbed.
>>27317325
Any tips? I'm scared.
>>27317663
I'll give you the typical run down:
>go to door ring bell/knock
>asian lady will answer
>take you to room and ask for payment FOR THE MASSAGE. Usually about $60.
>somewhere along the line she'll ask if you've been there before.
I've said yes and no, it's not a trick question they just wanna know if they have to go over prices or some shit idk
>they'll discuss tip.
Say you want "everything". Tip is usually $150 ish
>enjoy asian pussy
Don't mention sex. They'll think you're the fuzz
>>27317932
They'll think a 24 year old autist is a cop?
I think not.
>>27317663
>>27317932
One other thing. A bit of advice in the unlikely scenario that the pigs do show up:
They have some sort of alert system. The masuse will throw a towel over you and proceed with a massage.
IF THE PIGS QUESTION YOU: deny deny deny deny deny. Say you're just there for a massage. If they do cuff you they're bluffing.
Dont panic.
Theyre hoping youre dumb enougb to incriminate yourself with your stupid fucking mouth.
DONT BE.
Never talk to cops without a lawyer. Good luck anon.
>>27317959
Yes. I've been grilled by them before. I don't know what I did but this lady was very very skittish around me.
I don't think you understand just how careful they have to be in order not to get busted.
H0w the fuck do I find the nearest one?
>>27318022
>this is the police! you're all under arrest for giving lonely people pleasure!
wtf
Anyways, thanks anon. I would never talk to the cops about anything - my dad is a lawyer. I could be the lynchpin in their investigation to find the murderer of my entire family and I wouldn't say anything to help without a lawyer.
>>27318072
Back page . Com is a good place to start.
>>27315911
Fuuuugghg :DDD you even got diubble <op us fgt confirned xD
>>27318088
I hear ya brother. Sex between two consenting adults is sex between two consenting adults. So what's the big fucking deal?
Such is life.
>>27315912
You wouldn't be the first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_Foundation_Burn_a_Million_Quid
>>27318088
Damn. Now you got me wanting some
>>27315926
yeah, you can find cheaper on backcpage but for 150 bucks you can make sure you're not part of a police sting and get a hotter girl of the race of your choice (well, hot latina or hot asian anyway)
that's LA though, not sure about the sitch outside of here, check backpage ads in the escort section for massage parlor
discard any other comment on here because they're probably trannies, poor "people" or raging faggots, what you get are:
hight class escorts
trust me breh, worth it
>>27318515
oh shit its 80 dollars, I read 80k at first
buy food, make sure you don't die of starvation
>ameripoors
>>27315867
a nice dinner
>>27315984
You should be saving your money for retirement, dude. If you really don't want to stick it back in the bank at least stick it into a mutual fund so it can grow.
buy rc lsd on buckled bonzi (brit site)
trust me
>>27318732
Thaaannks mom!
>>27318088
It's fine people
Police are the state's agents whose job is ruining anything fun while ignoring actual crime
Alcohol and/or drugs anon, its not so hard desu
I do not understand. Why would you not buy booze if you want to get wasted so much
>>27319242
Yesterday I withdrew 4k and invited my friends to hang out and I offerd to pay for everything. I had fun but I still have 3k left. What should I spend it on /r9k/?
>>27319879
Here is a screenshot of the thread I made yesterday I literally only got 1 reply from an anon
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