>be me
>have a normie job
>be tall
>be quite /fit/
>be confident around people
>wonder why girls dont like me
>i have money, a car, a house, friends, im tall, and im fit
>look in the mirror. I'm not ugly, either
>what the fuck is wrong with me?
>wardrobe has mirrors on it
>open up a wardrobe door to get a shirt out
>see a double-reflection of myself. the reflection I see is the true me. My mirrored-self's left is also my left
>look like a different person
>my nose is crooked
>the peak of my forehead convex is about 2cm to the side
>chin is at a strange angle. Right side of my chin hangs lower than the left
>jaw is out to one side
>one eye is lower than the other
>one eyelid is more closed than the other
>one eyebrow is lower than the other
>notice i have a severely receding hairline
>realize i had become accustomed to how i looked and didn't notice that i am fucking ugly
>mfw i now know how i objectively look
post pic nigger, you are lying
>>27315357
like im gonna do that
ugly face and/or autist
>>27315325
You are ugly.
I also have a house/car/business/tall/fit/etc.
I do not do well because I am unattractive. I can get attention from fat chicks and women with kids.
Welcome to the club
>parents couldn't have kids naturally. mom was infertile
>suddenly, there is this new science fad called "in vitro fertilisation"
>parents cough up several thousand to get it done
>mom had loads of miscarriages, but they kept on trying
>eventually they had me
>be one of the first people in the world to be conceived by IVF
>had a great childhood, all seemed well
>hit puberty
>become ugly as fuck
>hope that by the end of puberty, I'll become good-looking again
>get to 24
>realize I still look fucking ugly and have a fucked up face
>go to the doctors
>have some blood-tests done
>have crazy high estrogen levels. Doctor says hormonal imbalance is common for people born to IVF. Explains the mantits and squeaky voice
>get put on tablets
I have been on these tablets for nearly a decade now, and I look no different. It's too late for my facial structure to change. My voice has deepened slightly. But I am also now going bald. I would become a trap, not that I'm gay at all, but I would never pass.
It's unfair. I never asked to be born. I am some sort of mutant spawn brought into this world when I never should have been. I was fucked from the start. I was an experiment. People NOW know all of the risks of IVF children. But since I was one of the first people born to it, by the time anyone realized the complications, it was already too late. My entire family are incredibly good-looking, especially my parents. But here I am, the stain on the family. "the weird family member who cries a lot".
I would kill myself if my parents didn't love me. I wish they didn't.
At least I can take some comfort in the fact that I am a product of modern technology. Sort of makes me feel like arobot
