>describe your dating life in an image
Pic related it doesn't exist
this tbqh senfam
fuck this captcha
Alone and enjoying myself whilst playing beyblade
although I'm slowly growing out of it
alone, untalking, nothingness
No picturless posts on r9k
textless post8
i didnt mean to do it
No pics because it never existed in the first place.
i'd say this sums it up
This post is textless and describes my dating life quite accurately
>>27315483
whats beyond 22 miles of your dating life?
I just can't contain my autism when i'm around a pretty girl.
>>27315235
Sure negroa
not the mother part though,
objectively this my closely related family member
Series of pathetic and embarrasing failures desu senpai
>>27315235
Practically this.
I fuck everything up!
\o/
>check "I'm not a robot" box
case in point
>Your friends left you here all alone? That wasn't very nice of them...
>>27315548
what sort of creature is that
original post broseph
>>27315235
>Seing all those beta who needs "love"
>>27315524
an endless black pit of hopeless despair
>>27315548
I really wish i could do this, just pull up my massive dick from no where
The joke is that I go for girls younger than me because I'm afraid I won't be able to get a girl my own age due to lack of a job, experience, etc.
Most of my relationships went to fucking real quick. And most of them burnt out because we either just didn't click or I'd be told the "you're too good for me" shtick.
I'd honestly be fine with one that isn't sexual at all if it meant having a real waifu.
I tell myself that I don't need no woman and that im a strong independent man but I'm so sad and lonely and dependent on attention from others.
>>27315548
Whats wrong with his dog?
The related image expresses one of the many aspects of the phenomenon under discussion.
original post
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27315548
My captcha was trees.
>literally zero warm bonds with anyone since grandfather died when I was 12 and am therefore a needy fucker
>had six year relationship girl ended suddenly, causing a shitton of mental illness and abandonment issues on my part
>been cheated on twice since then which hasn't helped
Talking about my dating life made my Stacy therapist cry
Who the hell thought muting textless posts was going to somehow improve anything.
I hate women and find no reason to be in a relationship with one. Edginess aside, why would I be in a relationship with someone when neither of us would be happy?
>>27317278
>He doesn't know XKCD invented Robot9000.
It was meant to be an insult to the creator making a board here dedicated to it.
I stay up late every night just to talk to her
>>27316894
Male ahegao is not sexy at all
>>27317403
I thought it was cause moot was too lazy and just ctrl+c the XKCD code
>>27317464
>moot
>lazy
He was just too busy being a little girl.
>>27317524
BANE
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?
A little something like this
How do you do it, /r9k/? How are you so bad at socialization? I just got out of a abusive two year relationship where I did nothing but spend time with her and i'm three four days into it and already making a beach volleyball day with 10+ people I havent talked to since starting to date the girl. Day after I broke up I had a ex buying me drinks. Whats keeping you from being happy?
original benis :DDD:D
>>27317549
I don't have enough (You)(You)(You)(You) for this...
>>27317524
I'd fuck trap moot
I never had the chance to actually talk to a girl because of my fucking autism.
>>27318827
become an alcoholic it helps
this is more accurate than I would want it to be
original text comment niggers
>posting this image twice on one board in one night
Pretty much this. Embarrassing and pathetic.
>>27319074
Give story anon
This family desultory semplice
>>27315235
dog phone for u
bad dog
they say i was bad dog
Pathetic and I'm constantly apologizing for myself
I think I'm getting better though
I cucked a married friend of mine for a few months.
Girls don't want me anywhere close.
>>27319228
pls be black.
>>27319256
no, we're both white but she's asian
completely alone.
I was really hitting it off with a girl who's way out of my league, but then things suddenly turned cold as fuck and the texting and everything dried up. I never got past groping with her and this is as close to female affection as I've been in over 5 years. I'm still a virgin at 24.
Fuck you I don't have an image for this.
>>27319330
>marrying a filthy chink
He deserved it
>>27319377
technically she's a hapa, does that make it any better?
what am i saying, it totally was
she's my rushmore, maxasdffffffdffdfff
There is only one really serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide
>>27316038
it's a capybara i think
>>27316038
I think it's an Agouti.
stop, collaborate and listen, something about vanilla ice
just going to keep posting all the depressing shit i've said to hate myself to later
Tengri
>>27319572
wrong pik
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Not very witty or anything, I just feel like it accurately describes it. I would literally do autistic shit like this around a girl
>>27315235
Pretty much every attempt at a relationship...
>>27315235
juit7iy7uil7y8il79
nebuchadnezzar ll
THINK OF WHAT TO SAY OH THANK GOD MY FACE HAS NO EXPRESSION
31/wizard. Should I even bother?
Downloaded Tinder for the hell of it a few days ago. 90% Stacies that I have no interest in anyway.
I have to ask the always-wondering question: How do tell the difference between cashier friendliness and possible interest?
this tbquite fucking honest familia
Kinda edgy
origamiii
They fear what they do not understand.
>>27320455
This is pretty much me for years, but I think its been slowly numbing all my emotions.
>>27319143
You still here, dude?
this is so the comment is original
>>27315235
>in an image
Ideally.
But uh. It's not happening.
Ever.
>>27320562
You'd probably be right, I feel the same most of the time nowadays.
>>27315235
Who /abusivedegeneratedrunk/ here
best one i got
>>27315307
under rated postorignalll
>>27320588
Not that anon. But I am quite interested in the context of that story.
This has involved every relationship, even one's that weren't romantic(friendships)
>>27319228
You must think very highly of your friend.
Seriously though, what goes through your mind when you're confronted with this shit. Knowing that's your friends wife. Do you hate this guy? Did he rape your sister or mother? Did he bully you in HS? I don't understand.
I choose this btw.
>>27319074
>Anime profile picture
>>27320829
>>27319143
Will make it short since I took so long
>was on social app
>girl messages me out of the blue
>says she's been lurking and watching me
>we hit it off for a week and she becomes really fond of me
>keeping me up at night, messaging me first, the usual
>start getting feelings for her, we text day and night
>about to ask her out, another guy already asked her first
>she tells me, I'm devastated, we ttalk until tomorrow
>next day, she tells me she wants to stop talking to me because of her new bf (says it's to be respectful to him)
>emotional convo goes on, like pic related
>drag it out, finally over, dont talk for 2 days
>2 days later, we start talking again
>it's not like it was before, she gradually becomes less interested and effectionate and less talkative
>after another week, she pulls the same shit again
>same shit happens
>a week later we start talking again, she broke up with the guy (I was being General Beta at this point)
>couple days later, I start dating her
>at this point, yet again, she's basically uninterested in me in every way despite what she says.
>She is NOT talkative, she does NOT care about me, she gives me the R all day long and gives me a short piece of shit reply if she chooses not to
>I decided to experiment with her
>Dont message her for a week
>Bitch did not send a single text
>Got a friend of mine to ask her questions for me
>She says something I'll attach in a later pic if you want to see (can probably guess what it is tho)
>eventually break up with her because she became boring as hell and basically ignored me all the time
Also, she said she ignored me and shit because "that's how I am. [Not talkative and] boring"
Original pic originally related in an original manner.
Beep bada bop
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>>27315693
MFW My boyfriend looks just like this fag...
>>27321512
boobe dee bap
boobe dee bap
>>27319228
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago.
The consequences of the life I chose.
>>27316038
>>27319509
It's called Cutia
it's like a mix between a squirrel and a capybara
kvhh in uni with chad roommate
it hurts a lil
>>27315235
>This, im too scared to ask a girl and get rejected but at the same time i long for a companion.
>>27315235
Best thing I could find to represent the way I fuck up every time I have the easiest opportunity thrown at my feet for a gf.
>>27321889
That's a sign man you need to use him to better yourself
I had to fall to lose it all
>>27323415
Best LP song
This is the reason I've never been on a date and never will.
>>27315235
jfmdrfghjoi.uiyruewjsdcfvjhu,oytir6rdfgj
Girls love me. Can't complain.
>>27324026
It's fun to pretend. Isn't it anon?
Not actively looking for anything. I'm living for me.
>>27315310
is this from that movie about the folk singer guy
>tfw I keep fucking it up
