and I'm pretty excited. I've always wanted to be a father and this is as close as I'm gonna get.
who else a /dad/ here?
"why are we so poor dad?"
"why did the dog die dad?"
"will i ever see grandma again?"
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME INTO YOUR SHITY LIFE!
>>27313702
did you get cucked? lol
![zWIfboI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ja6dQ8K.jpg "zWIfboI[1].jpg")
My girlfriend is about to have her baby too (She just sent me this picture I'm so excited).
Her previous bf dumped her when she was five months pregnant. I stepped up to the plate and decided I'm going to raise this kid because that's what REAL MEN DO.
>>27313913
no, I'm doing the cucking. the father is in the military and I stole her away from him. little Angus will even have my last name
>yfw the baby turns out to be a negroid
My friend in high school got pregnant by her boyfriend who left her as soon as they found out.
I told her I would help her raise the baby. We eventually got closer and got married when he was two.
Kind of funny how it worked out. I always imagined we would get married.
My advice to you guys is to just stick in there and it'll turn around.
I hope you guys are making this shit up.
>>27314322
Dude, there's a ton of single mothers who need men to help raise their kid. Why does this bother you so much?
>>27314339
Alpha fuxx, beta buxx.
>>27314322
>he thinks anything found on this swedish nigger-bating forum is real
>my wife's son
I like this cutting-edge new meme. Mind if I use it?
>>27314322
No shit genius. Every single word on this website is made up, thats the point of it.
>>27314339
Most men just don't want that. It makes sense to be in favor of your own genes as opposed to someone else's.
would bone a preggo to be perfectly honest
would skip town after the kid was born though
Allow me to express my enthusiasm for you, OP, in a gif.
>>27313702
>mfw people LITERALLY do this
>mfw the caricatures of cucks that we create for humor are very real
>mfw men LITERALLY raise another man's child
When a new Silverback gorilla takes control of a group, his first order of business is to KILL all of the young offspring of the previous silverback. Because wasting energy on raising another's child is in DEFIANCE OF ALL THAT IS NATURAL.
>>27314525
Good thing we're not gorillas then fampai brah
>>27314525
We aren't animals bro. You can't just reduce people to the evolutionary biology you read on your PUA and Anime forums.
There is nothing unmanly about raising a child who is not genetically related to you. Paternity is a social construct.
>>27314525
it's all about passing an intellectual legacy now
don't breed or involve yourself with a woman, just invent and write shit
>this cuck thread
>not getting a pure gf
>>27314836
>tfw pure gfthat isn't very attractive and lacks a sense of humor
goddamn r9k is the easiest board to bait
As if /r9k/ s even able to get a single mom
>>27314112
>I told her I would help her raise the baby. We eventually got closer and got married when he was two.
I hope for your sake you are just cuckposting.
>tfw have a chad friend that cuck married
she's extremely hot though, so not sure what to think
>>27314836
>tfw non-virgin gf
>tfw had more sex than her
>tfw she adores me
>>27314960
I can if I follow the advice of your macro image
>>27314018
>raises somebody else's kid
>i did the cucking
lmao
I wouldn't ever have kids because it's too much work that I don't care for but I certainly don't mind babysitting them for single moms. I know what it's like to grow up lonely and I hate to see other kids suffer the same.
What's the point in even being alive if you can't pass on something positive to the next generation?
>>27315146
not OP but how is the jarhead fag not being cucked?
