So a week ago I made a thread because a squirrel had gotten into the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXUUr4v_nWg&feature=youtu.be
For the past week it's been crawling in, running into the kitchen and eating anything if it's left out for more than 15 minutes. I got a cake and it ate it.
The landlord tried to rent out the basement to Air B&B guests and they had to leave and get a refund because of the squirrel shit in the kitchen. Now the landlord is evicting me, while the squirrel is having sex in the attic, loudly.
The landlord had to take down the Air B&B listing, and I have to look and find a new place which is stressful as fuck.
The squirrel woke me up at 4:50 AM, and I wasn't able to fall asleep because of how loud it was in the attic.
the squirrel cucked you from your house
>>27313403
FUCKING SQUIRRELS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27313354
>not killing it with a BB gun or some shit
This same squirrel has been plaguing me for a month, for 2 weeks it was clawing into the roof, which would wake me up in the morning, now it is stealing food, and getting me kicked out of it's house.
The squirrel's name is Chad.
>>27313526
Trudeau has deemed all guns to be racist in Canada, so I cannot get a gun of any kind to shoot it
>>27313610
Thanks Trudeau
You've saved Canada from itself
>>27313568
You know what you need to do OP
Kill Chad.
>>27313951
Will this reclaim my honour somehow?
A bump for you, my man
Shoot it with an arrow
>>27313610
I understand being cucked by your government [no I don't because I'm entitled to private firearm ownership of almost any form], but couldn't you set some traps or something?
>>27315056
Trudeau has been very supportive of traps actually.
He was the first prime minister to visit the Toronto gay pride parade
>>27315215
You're a funny AFUCKINGLEAF, OP.
>mfw imagining taping over benis of male squirrel and letting him attract normie squirrel
