>Hey let me see your computer real quick I need to check something
>>27312444
go ahead....
you will have fun....
>bro gimme your phone, you gotta see this hilarious video
>>27312444
Had these two kids show up at my door for some sort of charity. Don't remember. They ended up coming in (these are like late high-school kids, don't get your panties in a bunch). They ask to show me their website on my laptop.
>Sure, here you go
>They start typing www
>japanxxx.com
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Just say no? It's not that hard. If they ask why just make up some story about somebody breaking your computer last time you gave it to them
>>27312790
what's the matter, you showed them how to have fun
it's pretty easy to avoid this. i have a completely black stealth keyboard, so they can't really type on it and go away
>hey cousin mind if I check mail? k thanks
>w-wait I-I-I...
>he is already tapping away
>hot...
>hothentaixxx
>hotyurihentai
>start burning up
>he is looking at the keyboard and not at screen
>hotmail
>>27312795
I know this may come off as autistic, but I can barely function around other people. Whatever is the shortest phrase to get them to leave is what i'll do, without making them mad at me.
>not having a guest computer for others to use
>tfw you are so paranoid that you only look up porn sites in incognito mode
I get most of my fap material from 4chan anyway
that's why you set up a special account for guests with extremely limited privileges.
it's not even hard to do.
wish i knew this sooner though...
>>27313012
>"Don't bother switching accounts It'll only be 2 seconds"
>>27313005
>tfw you so paranoid you do everything in incognito mode and even then you know Google will have everything you ever did stored on their servers forever and it will be easy for anybody given that data to match it with your real name.
>>27313077
That's right, and thank you, citizen!
>>27312444
Just use an incognito tab
It's not that hard
>>27313048
>I watch irredeemably disgusting porn bro. You're getting on the guest account.
Is that so hard?
>having friends
Can neo-/r9k/ leave.
>>27313355
>implying its not OP's mom
I want assumption making reddit fags to leave.
>>27313306
What is the point of hiding it when particular person knows about it.
>>27312890
What is it, "I've got AIDS"?
>>27312444
incognito mode and account swapping are your friends op
and when i say account swapping i mean in your browser, not literally changing users
>Windows + L to lock
>smugfrog.jpg
>>27314056
>she talks you into logging back in
>type complicated password
> "wow anon, your password is long!"
>that's not the only thing that's long, baby
>>27312890
thats weird somehow? this is basically every social interaciton I have
I dont get it. What's wrong with giving someone your phone or computer?
sure, but it has riceroni plus ganoo on it
>>27314214
Nothing, if you're into giving someone your diary to flip through.
>>27314264
don't underestimate normies.
in the group of people i used to hang around as a teen, i knew girls who thought the purpose of having a diary is to show it off to others and that otherwise it's pointless.
always got a little anxious at the thought of that...
>>27312444
>At school
>Go on phone
>/mai/, hentai, naked pictures I took of myself and gay anime all open at the same time
>MFW my friend's looking over my shoulder.
Good thing I browse everything in porn mode and never save anything.
I do have a slight concern that I'll just randomly die whilst masturbating though. That would be a bit awkward for the person that finds me.
>>27312927
>having this much money
>>27314410
>at school
>turn on phone to check time
>porn that i was playing last night starts playing at max fucking volume
>mfw this happened to me 3 times
>>27314410
Good thing I still use a dumbphone with no internet capabilities.
>Alright students take out your devices
>the book we are reading is on www.readbooks.com (or something)
>take out laptop
>type in www.r
>www.rule34.paheal.net
>everyone sees it
fuck me
>>27314458
a similar hought occured to me the other day, a dread that if i somehow died prematurely my family could discover all my porn collection (inb4 >downloading porn) that's on the hard drive, i know its completely ridiculous and absurd but im autistic like that.
'no'
It's that simple.
I installed GNU/Linux so no one understands how my computer works anyway.
>>27314214
What's okay with giving somebody your phone or computer?
Seriously, my property, my shit.
>>27314765
>in english class, 2008 or 9
>teacher is an oldish guy with a weird face and a pedostache
>he is going to show us a video on youtube
>types into searchbar slowly
>Y...O...U...
>"Young Naked Girls" in history
>mfw this was a school computer
>mfw he jacks off in his classroom
>>27314832
b-but why anon? what don't you want me too see? oh mah gawd i bet you're a pedo or something!
>>27315142
>autism
bloxfaggot
>>27312790
>typing www
Why would anyone do that?
>>27315342
I doubt that would be the first thing someone would think
I'd rather kill myself than have my family realize I fap to drawn childen.
>>27314863
bingo
disable the display manager too, might aswell not even have a password
>>27316042
Exactly.
If you want you can hide all the desktop buttons, icons and map everything to keyboard shortcuts and no family member will bother with your computer.
>>27315981
Won't someone please think of the animated children!
>>27315981
What about the ones who LOOK like children but are really 1000 year old demons?
>>27316275
Depends. If they have hips, ass or tits they are disgusting. If they're flat like an actual loli would be then I don't care.
See: Etna vs Komoe
>>27316231
Normies think loli = child molestation
>>27316444
>If they have hips, ass or tits they are disgusting
that is a pretty child molester thing to say desu
>>27316578
You mean a pretty "pedo" thing to say. Child molesters actually molest children, I just fap to drawings of them.
>>27314656
A chromebook is like $200. Also there are such things as guest accounts.
>>27312444
>let gf see phone for a second
>instantly realize mistake
>lunge across the table and wrestle the phone out of her hands
>face completely red, immediately begin deleting photos
>she's shocked but drops immediately
Turn search suggestions of ya ninnies.
>got labeled as creepy back in school because I didn't let people touch my computer
Normies have no sense of privacy, one wrong click and they'd see nothing but naked anime girls.
