Why do girls like the "drug addict who look like they're about to die look" so much? Really all it takes is bags under your eyes and dressing in dark clothes and they seem to go crazy over it (assuming you have a good face to back it up)
They only like it when you're attractive
This is literally why i do copious amounts of drugs, but everyone thinks im crazy
because free drugs are awesome
>>27310624
There's a theory that women are attracted to it because if you do self-destructive things like drugs and drinking too much but you can still function and come out unscathed then you're stronger than other people and have better genes. Plus danger is sexy. Plus drugs are cool
I look like that and girls are rather scared of me OP
>>27310624
I'm everything you just described. Please tell me where to find these girls.
>>27310737
^
me too, chicks don't actually like it
>>27310706
A lot of girls who like it also had child hood crushes who kind of looked like it (Edward cullen, Joe jonas...)
>>27310737
How far are you taking it? Some like long hair, some dont also.
>>27310759
>>27310870
Well how exactly do you like? Also being tall helps a lot, since tall dark and handsome is aprt of it.
I dunno man I'm a drug addicted loser who can't still get laid.
I'm also good looking, have top grades at a top uni and run marathons. So if as a high functioning drug addict I can't get pussy I'd say it has no direct relation.
>>27310737
>>27310870
Because you're ugly. The drug addict look will make ugly men look old and tired. Don't forget creepy.
It makes an already handsome man look mysterious and masculine.
>>27310624
> why do girls like someone who is calm and easy going and takes risks to try new, exciting things regardless of how dangerous they may be- more than someone who has been nowhere, done nothing and who spends his time over analyzing everything with a bunch of other shut ins on a Singaporian caricature notice board?
Dunno lol
>>27310910
What the FUCK. How in christ fucking goddamn fucking baphomet are you not getting laid??????
>>27310946
I'm kinda beta I guess. I get chances often but always blow it. Also suck at texting.
>>27310978
Wtf post pic
>>27310624
They don't scream of desperation (for a gf) like you
>>27310899
I'm tall, "dark", i'd say handsome since I have good bone structure.
Bags under my eyes, don't smile very much, been told I look like I'm a drug user (I'm not, only drink too much)
I've had both long hair and shorter hair, right now it's comparable to Edward Cullen but a bit more crazy.
I mean girls don't ignore me, they just don't seem into me. Or maybe I'm just oblivious.
>>27310759
Yeah i second this one
>>27310899
>Also being tall helps a lot, since tall dark and handsome is aprt of it.
I don't know man. I'm tall, dark, and have been called handsome by a qt but I guess I must be too autistic.
>>27310910
>>27311070
Remember not all girls are into it, its mostly girls who like art, or bands or shit. I live in toronto so a lot of girls fit into that.
>>27310978
post a pic nigger. you sound like a qt to me.
>>27310624
You already answered your question, it's because they're attractive. I do lots of drugs and everyone just thinks I'm weird or crazy because I'm ugly. I'd be mysterious or dangerous if I looked good. Attractive people can do literally whatever they want and women will justify it in a positive or exciting light.
>>27310737
>>27310759
>>27310870
>>27310910
>>27311036
HMMMMMMM..That being said, if you look like the B&W column fucking contact me, thanks.
>>27311571
I -do- look like the BW column, except skinnier. I unironically wear a leather jacket sometimes though and I don't smoke.
>>27311685
I feel like this has to be a delusional memepost but alright hi
>>27311539
this is objectively true. there really is no hope for ugly people
>>27311571
dat leather trench coat
that shit only looked good in The Matrix, on Hollywood tier beautiful people, not atheists.
>>27311710
What the fuck happened to your face? And I don't feel like posting an image of myself to /r9k/
>>27310624
It's kind of true
>>27311571
The difference is that the left side is all professional photography? This meme is dumb.
>>27311797
Thats not me, It's an actor. I'm agrill.
I regret responding because you're clearly of a lower IQ.
>>27311837
Low quality bait
>>27311833
That guy would have been attractive no matter what. He's literally a chad pretending to be emo. Attractive people are attractive no matter what they do
>>27310624
>assuming you have a good face to back it up
That's literally it. Girls like guys with an attractive face. Everything else is just a matter of personal preference, some like muscley guys, some like skinny goth guys, some like nerdy guys, etc etc
The things those guys have in common is an attractive face.
>>27311890
>pretending to be emo
He had mental problems, I don't think he was exactly pretending.
>>27311571
Exactly. Every girl loves surfer Chad who is well kept and smiles all the time, but if he had a fat babyface and weak chin he would look like a dorky loser who is overly nice. Same applies to the darker look. If you're attractive, you look tough, deep and mysterious, if you are ugly you look like an edgy faggot with serious mental illness and no girl will want to look at you.
>>27311846
I just assumed you were gay or something like half of the people on this board
>>27311928
As a gay dude, I can tell you that a lot of the time, what gay guys find attractive is pretty different from what women find attractive
>>27311924
It depends, though.
I've seen plenty of guys who don't have attractive faces but know how to dress well, have cool hobbies and interests.
You can be attractive without being literal Chad.
>>27311928
Fair enough.
>>27311846
How is that bait you fucking retard?
>>27311962
No one gives a shit what you think makes your stupid cum hole tingle you worthless fat lazy whore, fall off a fucking cliff and die already. Narcissist shithead cunt, go back to Dumblr.
>>27311987
>Being this angry upon the realization that there are things you can do to improve yourself, but are too unmotivated and beta to pursue
>>27311962
Well I'd contact you but I'm not exactly in the best state of mind lately and I couldn't hold a stable relationship, not to mention you probably live way far away. Also I drunkenly shaved my eyebrows and eyelashes off last night for some reason so that's probably a turnoff.
>>27312027
I feel the same way about not being able to be in a relationship.
Show pictures of your eyebrows/eyelashes close up. I need to know what that looks like.
>>27312128
I have probably the shittiest webcam ever
>>27312295
Why are you wearing liquid eyeliner?
>>27312395I'm not
Because my eyelashes are short now so in contrast they look darker than normal.
Tumblr girls love those type of guys, you have to be good looking to pull it off though. Can't be looking like customgrow420 or a full blown heroin addict bum. Basically if you're good looking you can be any type of "guy" and get laid easily. That's just how women operate don't ask me why.
>>27312482
Oh okay so this was the first in a series of steps to become a trap?
>>27312532
>if your attractive, people like you more no matter what stereotype you look like!
In other news, anon discovered how attraction works for the first time today.
>>27310940
>Singaporian caricature notice board
were you talking about the Nepalese card trading shoutbox?
>>27312535
It was more "x character in a movie did it and I'm drunk and relate to him so I should too" but sure.
>>27312567
Is there any type you can be that works if you're unattractive? Anything?
>>27312653
Wow, how edgy!
>>27312720
rich and powerful works no matter what
I have that look except I don't have a good face to back it up
>>27312767
Yep that's me.
I think I'm gonna do something else now so bye.
